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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Anybody have an official @tabathamarshal.bsky.social sighting? It's her birthday weekend "The Big Two-Eight" 🙄 I am sure she is partying responsibility and with the utmost attention to (public) safey and precautions...but just the same, oh how I do worry. 😬🤭

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I meant twenty-eight...TWENTY-EIGHT! Oh gawd...aaaaagggghhhh!! 😝

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just gonna go ahead and drop this like an incendiary grenade and cc' @tabathamarshal.bsky.social & @lollysuckwell.bsky.social No inuendo or posterior...I mean ulterior meanings implied.😈 😆🤣😳

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy "Tabs Day"!! 😃 Even if you gotta work (Nat. holiday status pending) take a moment to wish SOCALs favorite golden girl (cuz she old AF) @tabathamarshal.bsky.social, the very best on a day truly worth celebrating. 🥳🎁🎂 She alright, good peeps, kinda special (but don't tell her I say so!) 😌💙

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Given the considerable dedication and efforts (on and off camera 🤭) I feels obligated to share across my millions of viewers and subscribers. 😁 There may even be a couple of Tabatha cameos...or at least decent lookalikes in this too. So it's like basically must watch TV!! Enjoy!! 😃👍

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Whataa!! BTW...I big time Tofino surfer now Tabs. You hasta show some respect...😎👊 Gotsa call me "Bodhi" and Ima be all like brah this and shaka that... Had cute 5'2" kiwi surf instructor who said I was the best (wipeout artist) she ever see!! Kapow wappa chow!!

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Patrick Swayze's Iconic 'Yeah!'

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oh no!! @lollysuckwell.bsky.social your baby sis clearly showing signs!! Please get @tabathamarshal.bsky.social to a doctor to get checked out!! Her liver may be "ovweworked" (whatever da hell dat mean 😲)!! ..or at the very least, make her open a window!! Peeeeewwwsuh!! 😆🤣

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Forgets Tabaphobia... @tabathamarshal.bsky.social Fear of being bish slapped and/or pierced by sharp pointy things...😬

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social PS...you ever seen this? What can I say...travel insomnia and Canadian cable tv... It funny AF doh!!

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social Sleepies is a callin' Tabs. Check your beddy byes...gots blankies, snuggles, pillows...no matches or flammable materials (pretty sure your sis was kidding...but just in case)? Sleep tights and dream of starry nights. Always fun hangin' with yas!! 💙 🛏️😴

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social "Lullaby and goodnight In the sky stars are bright. Round your head, tacos be bring you slumbers you'll see Go to sleep now and rest. May your guacamoles have zest." 🌮🥑 Rest your head Close your eyes For soon it will be sunrise.. 😴💙

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Hey kids...do you know what time it is?!! 😲 "Boo koo late AF!!" What do we want? "Friday funnies...Friday funnies!!"🫠 Well then get ready to shirk your chores and 💩yer drawers cuz it's..... @tabathamarshal.bsky.social time!! 😃🤣

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social Holy crapybara...it 5 a.m. Tabs!! Where did'ed the time go?!! PS...I'd be shocked and/or awed if you's get this reference. 🤭

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Dancing Sword Of Damocles - Rhps

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Oh this a good one...masterfully curated for your viewing pleasure. Thx Tabs!!!

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Where in da world is @tabathamarshal.bsky.social We is all worried sick about you! ...then again, it might've been the beer & pizza from last night. 🤔 Need signs of life! Blink twice if you're in a Tijuana jail, thrice if it's by choice..😳 Do you needs @lollysuckwell.bsky.social as attorney?

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

From henceforth I'll be doing this whilst nom'ing cookies... nom..nom..nom...noooooom!!! 🤠

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social No bull...I missed ya!! Always fun to banter with you. I've always loved your clever and quick wit...as well as your sick and demented sense of humors...🤭🤣💙

Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Oh yeah...I 1000% believe, within the very cockles of my soul...that lil' @tabathamarshal.bsky.social would show up to a piñata party packing a knife!! 🫢😬🤣 Parents be like, "Just let her be. Trust us...it's easier this way..."

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Hmmm...🤔 This either a ballast or buoyancy issue. Either way...I suspects the booty is involved. 🤓 😆🤣

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This is a pretty cool shot indeed. 😎 Eagle is like, "Oh yeah...well let's see you pluck an 8-10lb salmon from the river..." 🦅

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Lance Smith 🎨🪶 @lancesmithart.com · 14/08/2026

Introduction: My name is Lance, I’m a Cherokee artist in South Dakota. I will share my spiritual paintings and works on this account, likes/reposts & follows are much appreciated. 🙏🏼 #art #indigenousart #artistintroduction #native #nativepride #indigenous #native #nativeamerican #painting #acrylic

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This is amazing...my ears are still tryin' to process.

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Awwww @tabathamarshal.bsky.social ... It's your favorite holiday!! Make sure to gives some extra luvin's to the furry lil' jerks. 🤭😆

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The Music Nation @themusicnation.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Remembering Chris Cornell of Soundgarden who was born on this day in 1964.

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

What up @tabathamarshal.bsky.social & Happy Friday! 😃👋 How is you...how was your 4th of July? Still have all your fingers & toes? Did you get your car outa the impound after the um...incident? 😬 Can almost hear you yellin' to Amanda, "Hold my beer & those titties! Now watch dis bish!!"🫣 😆🤣

Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Feel like I needed to like, subscribe, comment and repost after all the efforts that went into sharing this. Way to go @tabathamarshal.bsky.social !! Well done...you is true champion of the internets. I mean it would have been better with sound...just sayin.🤫 ..but well done!!! 😃👍🏆

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social What you ups to girl? Any pre-Independence Day shenanigans? I just got back from a twilight motorcycle ride...caught the "Bremerton Bridge Blast". Purportedly the largest bridge-launched fireworks display in the country. Pretty cool, but froze my assets of coming home.

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social This desperate cry for help...dis crazy bish need to schedule some therapies ASAP. Anywho...sees this and immediately thinks of you. 🫠 You know, to schedule the therapies and such. 🤭🤣 www.instagram.com/p/DVSiHpEDk3z/

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Jada Rounds on Instagram: "Maybe if you weren’t so f*ckin musty people would like you.."

143K likes, 7,267 comments - jj_roundss98 on February 27, 2026: "Maybe if you weren’t so f*ckin musty people would like you..".

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social how sad were you to hear the news. No mo' Noem... Not the first politician or political appointee to join the "mile high club" in a tax payer funded jet...but still, the brass ballz on dis bish. I am gonna miss those creative outfits & costumes doh... 😆 See ya!! 🥾

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social Tryin' to play by the "rules" and not get into political 💩on this fine Saturday night...but this past 24hrs has me tripping 🎱🎱... Holy chit. 😳 How is you...all good otherwise?

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Dear @lollysuckwell.bsky.social , Please send this android biyotch back to the stone ages. ...ain't got nothin!! 😎😉🤭 x.com/i/status/202...

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I dunno where or how she gets these feeds, but her Fri-Sat-Sun capstone vids are always so well done. Loved the piano music in this one...perfect way to close out the week, or as in my case...to start one. 😌 Oh...and she kinda funny too!! 🤭 Check her out.

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Missed ya Friday @tabathamarshal.bsky.social but I has super good excuse (still formulating...). Plus dat crazy cheese girl see my post! 😳 Strange things been happening...😬 I catch ya tonight...😉

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

New 2026 life goals... Find a woman that looks at you like a Curling stone... 😍👍🤭

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Total gut punch... Great actor...phenomenal human being, husband and father. Loved by many, my heart goes out to his family & friends.

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

If this were a variety show...it would be my favorite. 🥰 Tune in...grab a snack or beverage and relax. ...a bit of laughter is often the best medicine. 😌

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social What up Tabs!! How is you's? Happy Saturday!!😀 ...yet another crazy week, but it's Super Bowl weekend!! Woop woop!! You must be so excited to have all those Seattle fans in your backyard!! I so happy for you. 🫠 Things good in sunny SOCAL? 😳

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Timeline cleanse...follow this gal, she good peeps!!😌

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Tabatha 🇺🇲 Marshal 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (ally) @tabathamarshal.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

My political take of the week and last for 2025. Because free speech still matters, even if it's from some little girl out in California. In tyrannical times, our voice is the most important weapon against a dictator. Love my country, multiple generation American but I believe in love not hate.

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

@tabathamarshal.bsky.social Heya Tabs...been missing ya lately. I hope all is well in your neck of the woods. Just wanted to wish you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving. May your cheeks be stuffed and your heart fulfilled...or um, something like that. 🤭🫠 Hopefully catch ya next Friday?

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Happy Birthday Marines...the world over. A legacy spanning 250 years of honorable and faithful service to country and corp. Semper Fi. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vw0...

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250th Marine Corps Birthday message

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Damn...those insurance adjusters really have seen it all. 😧 🥴

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Ladies be like "Umm...this is great and all, but we just ordered the Caesar salads..." 🤭🤣😋

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