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Derek Asaff

@derekasaff.bsky.social
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Writer. Rescue Dog lover. Bert on the outside. Ernie on the inside. Reps at WME/KaplanPerrone.

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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
That was a Star Trek reference. (JR stands for Captain Jonathan aRcher...)
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Saw a reddit post where someone thought an episode of TV ending in a cliffhanger "to be continued" (NCIS, I believe) was an homage to TNG when Riker orders the Enterprise to fire on Locutus before a very long summer hiatus. People had to explain that the trope had existed for decades.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I have one of those original promo posters. Thinking of taking it with me to STLV for the 60th anniversary and having it signed by Shatner.
James Bama's 1966 promo poster for NBC's Star Trek featuring Captain Kirk (William Shatner) and Spock (Leonard Nimoy)
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
What do you expect from a show that spent 7 seasons building up to them getting home then never showed it? (I still love it)
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I disagree. And I know that it isn't possible to disagree over what you enjoy. It's a fact you don't enjoy them and there's no changing that, but here we are nonetheless. I just disagree.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I make Batman kill
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The state of the industry used to be California, but now it's probably Georgia or Toronto or the Czech Republic.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
A. You absolutely know when you see it. B. You're the one who brought up the concept of evil, don't you know?
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'd agree, but 2 out of the last 3 presidential elections were won by the "greater evil," so I think it's more accurate to say we got here by being remarkably stupid.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
was this not the plan until recently? I was very surprised by the ending, but, to be fair, I wasn't reading the trades looking for spoilers beforehand so I didn't see any of it coming.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
There are past companions I'd have preferred, Donna included, but I doubt anyone would have made me excited given the setup. Tennant's return as the 14th Dr's, "What? WHAT?" at least echoed my feelings. I just needed slightly more than,"Oh hello," to get on board. Some recognition of the wtf!
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Posting this on a day when everything I am trying to do involving a wifi signal is lagging like I've never seen before is making me feel a lot less crazy. Fortnite, reddit, safari, everything is shitting the bed today.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I've had that happen (maybe most of us have?) and it definitely feels like a huge setback, but it's typically just part of the job and merely a small step in a very long journey. Pretty soon you'll have a team you love and you'll look back on this as a gift.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Brought to you by Squarespace!
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Many of the big stunts in the M:Is boil down to "what if he falls off," but Rogue goes a different direction smartly.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I did Ghost Protocol last night and about half of Rogue Nation (also doing my rewatch), and agree the Burj stunt is anxiety inducing like none other. But the underwater, breath holding sequence in Rogue taking advantage of a totally different fear is very smart.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Now do "as I was on my way to St. Ives!"
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
But... I will say, that what my gut says and what I expect to learn feel like we're walking into a "is a tomato a vegetable" territory.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Dog
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Orange and White is the New Black
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Doing a season 1 and 2 rewatch (again) to get ready!
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Jay speaking jive? Surely, you can't be serious.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Yeah, I'm getting that now. I thought he was originally teasing Zas given that his motivation for picking the 4 pillars of the DCU is motivated solely by which movie just finished filming and I doubt he's ever read a comic book in his life.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Sincerely wondering the same about you. Did you read the article? Zas is talking about the NEW DCU that James Gunn and Peter Safran are making. It is impossible for you to share an opinion on this DCU going back almost 20 years or the 1990s when it just started.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
That's not what Zaslav is referring to at all. He's talking about James Gunn's new DC series of films, the DCU, as opposed to Snyder's DCEU. The DC Universe you are referring to, which no one called it that, was in reference to the comic books. And we just said DC.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Andor dies in episode 11. In episode 12, Mon Mothma vows to never talk about Bothans. In Episode 10, Bail Organa's daughter says, "I know you are not my real father. My real father is Darth Vader and my brother's name is Luke Skywalker, but don't tell anyone because I want to kiss him!"
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Man, do I wanna share a story on this topic.....
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I remember almost twenty years ago when you said that. You said, "the four cornerstones of WB's DCU, as run by James Gunn and Peter Safran, are Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and, obviously, Supergirl." And then I said, "What's a DCU?"
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The fact that it seems like there are millions of influencers shows just how many people there are on social media in general. Crazy stats.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
what are the other 96% percent on social media if they aren't content creators? Is that just like people commenting and posting a dog pic here and there? (that's me, currently)
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Pitch Perfect
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a group of young women are dancing in a circle on a stage .
ALT: a group of young women are dancing in a circle on a stage .
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Done!
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I’m not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.
Canadian rock band Rush, with guitarist Alex Lifeson (left), drummer Neil Peart (center), and bassist and lead vocalist Geddy Lee (right).
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
With their salary as assistant screw supplier at the iPhone factory?
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist.
Kenan Thompson on SNL in a fuschia suit. Text on bottom reads "Oh Snap!"
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Anyone else worried about that Chekhov's gun on The Pitt heading into next week? "Stand between ten and two so the helicopter pilot can see you."
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We need Ketchup Entertainment
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Lot of people saying it's an intentional campaign to introduce the anxiety early on to get consumers before they really need it, but it's the anxiety (or more accurately the anxiety medications everyone is on due to... the world) that cause a lot of these sexual side effects.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Yeah, terrible take on the music, but at least the hate comes from an honest place. I can respect it, even if it's wild.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
If they go bankrupt six times, they can become president.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I mean, you can do the binge it all at once after it has all aired thing on your own without needing common sense to hand-hold you with it.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
@browsermod.bsky.social, please remove me from your google list. I don't want to be on it. It's confusing for some people and they just block it.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’m this old:
A photo of the Atari 2600 video game console circa 1980-1982 with two controllers plus a Pac-man game cartridge and a Frogger game cartridge.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Just started it last weekend. About halfway through. Digggggging it!
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I'm now a single issue voter.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
That's the credit card machine...
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This is the part that doesn't hold water for them. You can't blame anyone else when you turn out to be an asshole. We all have shit. We all go through it. But they chose to be garbage when the rest of us chose to be better.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Claiming the Dems focused on DEI and trans issues is hilarious. That's literally all the repubs would fucking talk about and the Dems didn't promise shit for trans people. And Geneva doesn't know what DEI is anyway. None of them do.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek? No.
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a space ship with the letter t on the front
ALT: a space ship with the letter t on the front
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