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Derek Asaff

@derekasaff.bsky.social
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Writer. Rescue Dog lover. Bert on the outside. Ernie on the inside. Reps at WME/KaplanPerrone.

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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I have one of those original promo posters. Thinking of taking it with me to STLV for the 60th anniversary and having it signed by Shatner.
James Bama's 1966 promo poster for NBC's Star Trek featuring Captain Kirk (William Shatner) and Spock (Leonard Nimoy)
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Orange and White is the New Black
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I’m not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.
Canadian rock band Rush, with guitarist Alex Lifeson (left), drummer Neil Peart (center), and bassist and lead vocalist Geddy Lee (right).
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist.
Kenan Thompson on SNL in a fuschia suit. Text on bottom reads "Oh Snap!"
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’m this old:
A photo of the Atari 2600 video game console circa 1980-1982 with two controllers plus a Pac-man game cartridge and a Frogger game cartridge.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Poster for Fast Five
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This is Nebula mid nap
The hairless underbelly of a sleeping pug as she lies on her back, front paws in the air. Head is obscured by blue blanket.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.
The Herculoids, animated tv show from 1967 and revived in Space Stars in 1981
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
“Why aren’t you wearing a suit?”
The Matrix's Neo facing off against four Mister Smiths
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Not that Pierce. This Pierce.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
When the waiter brings out everyone's food but mine.
Notorious turd Marco Rubio sitting on a yellow couch looking like a little bitch
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Right here.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
If you see this, post a ghost
Star Trek: The Next Generation's Dr. Beverly Crusher covered in a green, ghostly energy.... (she banged a ghost)
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What is the coolest shot in movies?
Miles Morales falling towards New York skyline seen all upside-down (so it appears as if he is raising to the skyline above) in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Darkwing Duck
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
My ride is here...
The homemade spaceship (constructed of tv sets, a garbage can, and old Tilt-a-Whirl carnival ride, all surrounding by a nearly invisible force field) from the 1985 film The Explorers.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A 3 panel meme of Star Trek Deep Space 9 characters. In the first panel, Kai Winn says to Kira Nerys, "My Child, the prophets will--" In the second panel, the Grand Nagus Zek and Ishka interrupt, saying "Did someone say Profits???" In the third panel, Kai Winn and Kira Nerys stare, dumfounded
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
#comicsdna The comics and books that were formative to you.
Silver Surfer #50 from 1991 featuring the Silver Surfer and Thanos on the cover. The title and Silver Surfer are printed in a raised, silver finish that catches the light.
Ghost Rider Wolverine Punisher: Hearts of Darkness comic book from 1991WildC.A.T.S Covert-Action-Teams #1 from 1992Silver Sable & The Wild Pack #1 from 1992 guest starring the Amazing Spider-Man
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery.
A bathroom decorated with pug and flowers wallpaper and gold-framed pug photos.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
How I arrived on Bluesky
Ace Ventura coming out of a fake rhinoceros' anus
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Timeline cleanse: I give you rescue chug Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres mid lick
A brown and black pug/chihuahua mix holding  a tennis ball and sticking out her tongue
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
show me one picture from star trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.
Morocco Mole from 1965's The Secret Squirrel Show
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Me at the start of 2024 / me at the end of 2024
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
If you see this, share a vehicle.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Happy Festivus!
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
My headcannon is that movie Elphaba's little curl is an homage to stage Elphaba's microphone. #wicked
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Sad to see Lower Decks end, but what a joy it's been watching it (over and over again) these past few years. I hope these characters return again someday very soon. Here's a photo the great Tawny Newsome signed for us at STLV this year. She is all our cha'DIch!
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
It is as advertised. Delicious. Tommy Cruise strikes again!
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Today marks ONE YEAR of fostering Cooper (6 year old, 23lb, Corgi mix). He's a sweetheart who just wants his forever home. I feel so sad for him because he has had virtually no interest, but he'll never know because we give him all the love he deserves. #dogsky
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
3. A Game that is Underrated: Marvels Midnight Suns
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
2. Favorite Character: Nathan Drake
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
1. Very first video game: Burger Time for Atari
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I genuinely expect zero likes
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
What's your favorite 90s Comic Character?
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Drop the Lock Screen
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Got this notification today on facebook for some reason. "Blast to the past..." It's regarding, wait for it, the Boston Marathon Bombing. Blast to the past?? BLAST?! Seriously?!
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Rescue pug Nebula
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
My most Twittery moment on Bluesky thus far: a person (bot?) with no posts, followers, or following misinterpreting an obvious joke and hitting me with both barrels of troll rage and threats of violence. We're back, baby!
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Rescue pug and rescue chug. Mostly haired, but the pug has a bare belly which is great for raspberries.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Guess where I am!!! I'm at home. In my bathroom. (Photo is not mine)
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I bought that set but first I drove the car.
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Nebula
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Derek Asaff @derekasaff.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres
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