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Deputy Funk

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h
can imagine how annoying that guy is
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 6h
Sabres come from behind win! Defense putting up points to make up for hanging UPL out to dry several times. Oh boy did I need this win. Thanks, professional hockey team the Buffalo Sabres NHL!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It says something that the Bills won the Chargers game and the Rams game.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We shouldn't be willingly surrendering our autonomy to machines.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Street Fighter movie will fix the nation.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Still thinking about how disgraceful and cowardly Habs play in OT was last night.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's the 21st, buddy boy.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Habs with a dirty, cowardly OT.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sabres vs Ducks, a game that is not happening, is trending on Bluesky.
What I said in the skeet.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
UPL making some real nice saves.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So far the biggest dip in play losing Tuch has created for the Sabres is their penalty kill.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Bills only almost lost the game in part due to James Cook's fumbles, but they would not have won the game without James Cook.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My brain to me when I wanted to throw in the towel on last night's MNF game.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's amazing how different two defenses can look in a game decided by 3 points.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Bills winning an unbelievably stupid game gives me hope.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You got this, Cook!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Greg Rousseau was having trouble hitting Stafford, so he just decided to save the game with a blocked field goal instead.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THE BASS IS BACK!!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Special teams said "sit down, defense. We have this "
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THEY LEFT THEY GUY WHO HAS BEEN CARVING THEM UP ALL NIGHT COMPLETELY OPEN!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Win or lose, I would care if they fired Leonhard tomorrow.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hell yeah Hailee Steinfeld!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now is not the time to get tricky
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bills Offense turning into the scene in Endgame where all the portals open up. There's Kincaid! There's Shakir! There's Coleman!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Me at the Sabres game this afternoon watching the Bills game tonight.
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Anthony @buffalonomenon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not sure about the Jim Leonhard era.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
MY HEART!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everybody knows two things are better than one thing.
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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
MNF
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Sloppy Joe - Extra Sloppy For Ya
ALT: Sloppy Joe - Extra Sloppy For Ya
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's the classic Joe Brady "cute play" ruining an advantage.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I LOVE THIS COLEMAN!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tonight's Monday Night Football script was written by Molière.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Coleman the first WR with 120 yards on 0 completions
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
COLEMAN IS TRYING TO HAVE A GAME! STOP NEGATING HIS CATCHES!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I just wanted a nice football game.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bills better win because I do not want to hear all week how they lost because of that missed call. I can't handle that.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OH COME THE FUCK ON! NO CALL!?
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
On Indigenous Peoples' Day, a reminder that the Buffalo Sports Curse does not apply to the Buffalo Bandits.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you need to break a slump, play against Buffalo.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Listen, there is no reason the Bills can't win this game. But they have problems
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Zone on 4th and 6. That's dumb, right? Or am I dumb?
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Corners can't cover. Receivers can't get open.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just under 2 minutes, 3 time outs. Let's suck!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What is Monkeymonkeymonkeymonkey?
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tré White still avaliable?
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Great return! Now to lay some turds all over the field!
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Long and Thanks For All the Fish Turds
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
10 minute OT with normal rules, field goal shoot out if still tied at end of OT. Start at 30 yard kicks, move back 10 yards after each attempt.
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So glad I got home in time to see the stupidest NFL overtime ending.
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