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Denise

@densedork.bsky.social
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Weirdo, cool aunt, cat person with a dog (she/her)

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This comic did get me to finish reading Dune
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I refer to our walks as "sniffsploration time." Also, the more she gets to sniff, the longer her post-walk nap is.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just when you think you've escaped seasonal affective disorder
Image of YouTube thumbnail for a Florida News channel with cut off title "Monday 1 pm tropical weather update: Depression expected to become tropical"
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A squirrel coven mid ritual
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He's just a little guy! Who wants your firstborn. For reasons.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Thinking about this post today and realizing that having the guy who ran on "drain the swamp" create a literal swamp in the national mall is so on-the-nose no one would go for it in the writers' room
A screenshot of a Twitter post by @feraljokes from 2016 which reads: I'm starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The good news is he can't live forever. The bad news is neither can we.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I had a similar experience once that led me to discover antibiotics were used to treat depression in TB patients pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
The Tuberculosis-Depression Syndemic and Evolution of Pharmaceutical Therapeutics: From Ancient Times to the Future
The interplay between tuberculosis and depression has been problematic since the humoralists. Over the centuries similarities in disease management have transpired. With the advent of isoniazid chemot...
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A movie couple who definitely have a podcast
Gene Wilder (Jim) and Cleavon Little (Bart) in BLAZING SADDLES (1974)
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
He specifically asked what the first letter was 😅
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Have the Artemis II mission stream playing in the while I work and it's very pleasant background sound. As a bonus, I got to hear a crew member ask Houston to confirm the spelling of a lunar feature. It's Zeeman's Crater. With a Z...sounded a little different over radio.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
🎶 Little ditty About Jack and Diane Two little feral kids Livin in a trash can 🎶
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A resolution both characters needed and so did the audience. Still feeling it.
Still image from the tv show Mad Men showing Sally Draper (Kiernan Shipka) clutching a letter to her chest, crying.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I can feel my soul leaving my body. Which I guess is what's expected to happen to old people.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Candy corn is technically edible tho and also does not attempt to flirt
A series of screenshots from the episode of Futurama "Love and Rocket" where the crew presents the Omicronians with a large delivery of conversation hearts. They find the candies chalky and unpleasant and are baffled by the word "wuv" written on one of them.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This is going to be a meme reply for me now
A screenshot of Neil Kohney's The Other End Comics.
Panel 1, a standing character speaking to a seated character:
Standing character: I don't sit anymore because one time I got sick right after sitting in a chair.
Seated character: And the _chair_ got you sick? 
Standing: Yeah--
Panel 2, a flashback image of the standing character sitting in a chair, hand in a bucket on their lap: 
Standing character voiceover: --I was sitting there, eating a bucket of warm summer oysters and then got violently ill the next day.
Panel 3, a close up of the seated character: 
Seated: It, uh, was probably the oysters. 
Standing, out of frame: Really? 
Seated: Yeah... I'm like 100% sure.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I love them and I want them to be my friends 😄
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
youtu.be/311PP8ahDW4?...
youtu.be
30 Rock | Therapy, Jack Style (Episode Highlight)
YouTube video by 30 Rock Official
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Was watching a 30 Rock clip on YouTube and, Y'ALL 😵
A screenshot of a clip of 30 Rock on YouTube in which Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy is seen looking down at his left hand that has just touched his torso. He has an expression of confusion and the screenshot shows a timestamped YT comment "That lady that Alec Baldwin killed."
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Hell is too good for the people who did this
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .
Alt: a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree . Pretty sure this is from Igmar Berman.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Also I think Australia has land but I haven't checked
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Yes I know this is the wrong movie. But god bless Gene Hackman.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I feel like the answer to this is ~land~
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is laying at a desk with his feet up .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is laying at a desk with his feet up . ^^That was the default description which is terrible. Remember SUPERMAN by Richard Donner? I do. But also I am old. Anyway, look up the scene where Gene Hackman (RIP) explains what it's all about (land). DM for YouTube link.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
"I was just following orders" energy
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
NEWT POWER
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Go on
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
When you swear you're ok after last call
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I haven't been in much but I am in this new reality thing called "How to Lose a Democracy in Ten Years"
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Under appreciated post 😆
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
A+ work there, including a pitbull!
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
My dog is cute
A black and white pitbull snuggled up with her face squished in an adorable way and a sweet expression in her eyes
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Do you have any tuna on hand? Kitties are very good at hiding, I'm sure she'll turn up soon!
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Myconid homecoming at our #dungeonsanddragons session
A close-up picture of mushroom miniatures on and around a square grid map
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
New outfits!
A black and white pitbull mix wearing a black hoodie with a floral printA black and white pitbull wearing navy blue pajamas with flowers
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
1) Yes super good and cute 2) Yes, so many treats!
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Lol. Believe me when I say I laughed really a lot while making this thing 😜
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Late but here is my Halloween costume
An unpainted papier mache formA goofy looking papier mache 
miniature hippo with ping-pong eyeballsMini hippo attached to a waterproof bootPapier mache Moo Deng attached to boot which is now being worn
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/11/2024
I bet driving through a house feels so good for the car
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Clip of of CSI Miami opening with "yeaaaahhhhhh" subtitle
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Kirk, Scotty, and Bones eye a mysterious creature on board the Enterprise (it's Moo Deng)
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Pibble pic!
A black and white pitbull mix with her face squished against a pillow, giving her a goofy smiling expression
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Amok pork
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I feel like there's a nonzero chance Megan is the author. There's a sticker on the front saying this is a signed copy.
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Huh, came in under the half million mark
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Me: Oh it must be from those weird crackers! Cashier: 🤨
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Fun fact: if you buy those swedish crisp bread things that come in the brown paper packaging, they will shed an alarming amount of white powder in your reusable shopping bag which you won't notice but the cashier *will* the next time you go to the store
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
"Welcome to how Internet Explorer felt." -Me to old knife I'm using to open box of new knives
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Happy Leap Day Eve! Don't forget to leave an egg out tonight for Danny DeVito.
An appropriately labeled sterile chicken ovum on a plate in front of a digital clock displaying 11:14 pm
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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
It needs a gun
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