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Denise

@densedork.bsky.social

221 followers 259 following 52 posts

Weirdo, cool aunt, cat person with a dog (she/her)

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I refer to our walks as "sniffsploration time." Also, the more she gets to sniff, the longer her post-walk nap is.

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Just when you think you've escaped seasonal affective disorder

Image of YouTube thumbnail for a Florida News channel with cut off title "Monday 1 pm tropical weather update: Depression expected to become tropical"

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Thinking about this post today and realizing that having the guy who ran on "drain the swamp" create a literal swamp in the national mall is so on-the-nose no one would go for it in the writers' room

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @feraljokes from 2016 which reads: I'm starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The good news is he can't live forever. The bad news is neither can we.

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

A movie couple who definitely have a podcast

Gene Wilder (Jim) and Cleavon Little (Bart) in BLAZING SADDLES (1974)

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Have the Artemis II mission stream playing in the while I work and it's very pleasant background sound. As a bonus, I got to hear a crew member ask Houston to confirm the spelling of a lunar feature. It's Zeeman's Crater. With a Z...sounded a little different over radio.

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

🎶 Little ditty About Jack and Diane Two little feral kids Livin in a trash can 🎶

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Candy corn is technically edible tho and also does not attempt to flirt

A series of screenshots from the episode of Futurama "Love and Rocket" where the crew presents the Omicronians with a large delivery of conversation hearts. They find the candies chalky and unpleasant and are baffled by the word "wuv" written on one of them.

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

This is going to be a meme reply for me now

A screenshot of Neil Kohney's The Other End Comics.
Panel 1, a standing character speaking to a seated character:
Standing character: I don't sit anymore because one time I got sick right after sitting in a chair.
Seated character: And the _chair_ got you sick?
Standing: Yeah--
Panel 2, a flashback image of the standing character sitting in a chair, hand in a bucket on their lap:
Standing character voiceover: --I was sitting there, eating a bucket of warm summer oysters and then got violently ill the next day.
Panel 3, a close up of the seated character:
Seated: It, uh, was probably the oysters.
Standing, out of frame: Really?
Seated: Yeah... I'm like 100% sure.

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Was watching a 30 Rock clip on YouTube and, Y'ALL 😵

A screenshot of a clip of 30 Rock on YouTube in which Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy is seen looking down at his left hand that has just touched his torso. He has an expression of confusion and the screenshot shows a timestamped YT comment "That lady that Alec Baldwin killed."

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

"I was just following orders" energy

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

When you swear you're ok after last call

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I haven't been in much but I am in this new reality thing called "How to Lose a Democracy in Ten Years"

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

My dog is cute

A black and white pitbull snuggled up with her face squished in an adorable way and a sweet expression in her eyes

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Myconid homecoming at our #dungeonsanddragons session

A close-up picture of mushroom miniatures on and around a square grid map

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

New outfits!

A black and white pitbull mix wearing a black hoodie with a floral print

A black and white pitbull wearing navy blue pajamas with flowers

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

Late but here is my Halloween costume

A goofy looking papier mache
miniature hippo with ping-pong eyeballs

Mini hippo attached to a waterproof boot

Papier mache Moo Deng attached to boot which is now being worn

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/11/2024

I bet driving through a house feels so good for the car

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

Pibble pic!

A black and white pitbull mix with her face squished against a pillow, giving her a goofy smiling expression

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

Amok pork

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

Huh, came in under the half million mark

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 04/08/2024

Fun fact: if you buy those swedish crisp bread things that come in the brown paper packaging, they will shed an alarming amount of white powder in your reusable shopping bag which you won't notice but the cashier *will* the next time you go to the store

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 10/03/2024

"Welcome to how Internet Explorer felt." -Me to old knife I'm using to open box of new knives

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 28/02/2024

Happy Leap Day Eve! Don't forget to leave an egg out tonight for Danny DeVito.

An appropriately labeled sterile chicken ovum on a plate in front of a digital clock displaying 11:14 pm

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 08/09/2023

some dumps are home dumps

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Denise @densedork.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

New game: selecting pajamas based on what would be the best representation of Florida if I talk to reporters at the site of my storm destroyed home tomorrow

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