Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 19mMean Girls Day? Please, don't. Some people celebrate that every day. 000
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 10hAt the end of my latest meal, I was billed twice for jalapeños. Once for the item and again for "fresh" jalapeños. Now, I know that we're in an era of unfettered deregulation, but I assumed that my food would be, by default, fresh. Now, I have to pay extra for it? Where does it end? Thanks, Trump 100
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 23hThat day may yet come, but it is not this day. Maybe, late January 2029? 020
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 23hThat's my kind of park. Also, everyone knows that dogs can't read. 021
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherDak @dak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My impression of a shark stepping on a piece of Lego. 4788122
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23hBravo! And while I have your attention, it's important to remember it's not just the Cornell 7. It's also the 50+ fraternity brothers who were on that group chat and did nothing to stop the gang rape that occurred for over 7 hours. 38512
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's the most ghetto sh*t I've ever seen. 000
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm calling BS. The future of air travel is everyone standing, strapped to vertical boards so they can pack more passengers in. 000
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherTisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Scheduled my annual mammogram and ultrasound for the 16th, so here's YOUR reminder to perform your breast self-exam this month! (All genders, please!) 🩷💀🩷 56822
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Love this. Although I'm not a fan of dressing up animals, an exception exists for the month of Halloween. 110
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The cutest thing you'll see today Repost of @PerceptiveBliss: Original post 21359821002
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026American artist David Popa creates breathtaking masterpieces on floating ice in the Baltic Sea, using nothing but charcoal, soil, and water as his “paint.” His artwork slowly disappears as the ice melts: #AGoodPlace 27957246
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026An artist's rendering of me mowing my ex's lawn. 010
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Positions A-C are for the shower. Position D is for the Gas Station and April 15th. 020
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026September 30th: Blasphemy Day Extra Virgin Olive Oil Day Intl Podcast Day Intl Translation Day Natl Chewing Gum Day Natl Love People Day Natl Mud Pack Day Natl Puppy Mill Survivor Day Natl Women's Health & Fitness Day Pet Tricks Day Rumi Day Natl Hot Mulled Cider Day Celebrate accordingly! 🎉🎂🥳static.klipy.comPouring Refreshing Fruit-Filled Cider DrinkALT: Pouring Refreshing Fruit-Filled Cider Drink 145417
Reposted by Dennis J. Archer🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I knew it looked familiar 512215
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can you start with the Denny's parking lot? 020
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Vote for which fat bear you'd prefer to be alone in the woods with, ladies. 010
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherHelen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I, too, jump for joy when someone brings me donuts 😆🐄 0194
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I always wanted to do this with my house. 000
Reposted by Dennis J. Archerdarren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 20393402595
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bless this woman. She's doing the good work. 000
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why do people ask me questions that show they haven't even looked at my profile? Why do women ask about my work and finances? I'll save you the trouble, ladies: I'm 6 ft tall in the morning. I don't have six-pack abs. I don't make six figures. I do meet the final requirement. 100
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Earth’s Beauty 1144886
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One singer recreates the entire Halo Theme choir with just her voice, no instruments needed to nail that eerie monk like sound Martin O'Donnell wanted. 2347
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherConor 📎❤️ #LaraCroft ❤️ #TombRaider ️❤️ #TombRaider30 ❤️ #gaming ❤️ @conormcl2026.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy Tuesday legends 🇨🇦😂🤣🔄 0157
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026September 29th: Confucius Day Intl Day of Awareness of Food Loss & Waste Natl Biscotti Day Natl Goose Day Natl Silent Movie Day VFW Day World Heart Day Natl Coffee Day Celebrate accordingly! 🎉🎂🥳 020
Dennis J. Archer @dennisjarcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The lesson here?We don't really win until everyone is safe. 000
Reposted by Dennis J. ArcherMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The forest literally looks like it’s breathing. 5294
