Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Has anyone checked to make sure no one’s locked out of the nuclear launch systems? 141
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026the best part about hitting myself in the leg with an adze is explaining to the emergency room staff what an adze is. It's like an axe, but with a blade that is perpendicular to the handle instead of parallel. 1271
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The two on the right were play fighting. The one on the left was making sure mom didn’t catch them. 061
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dan Stevens starring as Robocop makes me hope that this series won't suffer the same fate as the 2014 remake. 020
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026#canadianhorrorrules Bretten Hannam's AT THE PLACE OF GHOSTS is a hauntingly elegant ghost story. Tightly-placed and expertly scripted, it's well worth the 89 minutes. 011
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026When a colleague sends you a shot from set of someone eating a human arm, you know the industry is going to be all right. 051
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026 Beautifully 80s. youtu.be/NzH2-nrDAq4?...youtu.beSHAKEDOWN Official Trailer (1988, James Glickenhaus, Peter Weller, Sam Elliott)YouTube video by Trailer World 110
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026HAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!static.klipy.comHbomberguy: We're All Gonna Die!ALT: Hbomberguy: We're All Gonna Die! 120
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026In their effort to keep my subscription, Zoom is claiming I've spent 92,941 hours on zoom, which maths out to to just over 10 years. If there was ever an email that made me realize I am making the wise decision by canceling my subscription, it's this one. 261
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Happy Tuesday! youtu.be/TFASxXsm-F0?...youtu.bePingu's The Thing (2012)YouTube video by Jacko TV 131
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I really wish someone would teach the internet the proper use of adjectives. 120
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Saturday morning.static.klipy.comHarvey Dent: Die A Hero QuoteALT: Harvey Dent: Die A Hero Quote 031
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026How many more movies is Matt Damon going to have to get lost or misplaced or trapped in before someone puts a goddamn chip under his skin so we know where he is at all times? 030
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Odyssey is R rated? What the hell is Odysseus doing on that boat? 320
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Heading home from the wedding, we came upon this circle of life moment near the house. 111
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Pre-wedding party pizza pick-up. Would all 15 pizzas arrive in one piece? 241
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 09/07/2026There's an outbreak of an explosive diarrhea-causing parasite because people aren't (checks notes) washing their hands or the food? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We're doomed. 241
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The best part about winning the best screenplay for a dramatic series Leo last night (humble brag) was accidentally being handed the envelope for the next category and discovering that Amanda Tapping was about to win the best direction for a dramatic series Leo. 8151
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 16/06/2026As FIFA gears up, here's Gob. youtu.be/dhSeTnFxfN8?...youtu.beGob - I Hear You Calling [Official Music Video]YouTube video by NettwerkMusic 021
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I think we can all agree that seeing certain muppets with legs is too disturbing for first thing on a Monday morning. 051
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Can’t help but notice that Canada Post hasn’t delivered my invitation to Tay-Tay’s and KK’s wedding yet. 250
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I love walking into a used book store and discovering a copy of that OOP or rare book I've been hunting for AND finding a very cool, print only British magazine on folk horror and the occult... now reading HELLEBORE no. 10 Thanks REASONS TO LIVE in Gibsons! 020
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Today’s on-set question - what is “fake dirt” made out of? 210
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 22/04/2026yes, please. youtu.be/YYkUkyfjUKg?...youtu.beEvil Dead Burn | Date Announce TeaserYouTube video by Warner Bros. 031
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Has anyone checked this guy's head for a 666 birthmark? 010
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This gif is accurate, I assume.media.tenor.coma woman says let 's get physical in a pixelated videoALT: a woman says let 's get physical in a pixelated video 141
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 07/03/2026youtu.be/AvG8qI0HCfY?...youtu.beYelling At The Moon With Buzz Aldrin | 30 RockYouTube video by 30 Rock Official 030
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Not really how I remember the show, but happy to catch up on some of my favorite episodes. 020
Reposted by Dennis HeatonTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix 2853541956
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026These are not just twist ties, these are twist ties I have chosen to save in case I need them for something. They will now live in my computer bag, silent knights, ever ready to serve. And now I know that I am also so very old. 371
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Remember when royalty just straight up assassinated each other? Kind of miss those days. 030
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 14/02/2026As Samuel L. Jackson might say: Happy Valentine’s Day, motherfuckers. 080
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I don't pay attention to football, so right now, I'm just going to go ahead and assume that Bad Bunny beat the Seahawks. Is that right? It sounds right. Congrats to Bad Bunny, the NFL superbowl champion of 2026. 020
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Ah, the Olympics... or as I like to call them, the hunger games without the fun. 031
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Look, guys. I'm not trying to be unreasonable. But if you post a riddle and 1) Don't post the answer in the comments, or 2) get the actual wording of the riddle wrong. I think it's fair for me to feed you to pigs. Good talk. Also, the man's name is Andrew. 010
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I'm a reasonable guy, but if I go looking for one more movie trailer only to get inundated with a million AI-slop-narrated "Entertainment Tonight" style news reports about when the trailer may come out and what it may show, I will have to blow up the planet. 180
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Now that PP is back in place, we should spitball some new slogans for him that will have staying power for the next 3 to 8 years: Sheriff the tariff. Blarney to Carney. Love me, Donald. 021
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I will officially vote for whoever promises to put Catherine O'Hara on the five dollar bill. 0161
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Stunned to learn that Zzyzx Road may be dethroned as the lowest performing box office movie of all time this weekend. Hollywood truly is a dream factory. 140
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 27/01/2026And that's how I learned I evolved from ducks. 161
Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 21/01/2026youtu.be/BONhk-hbiXk?...youtu.beWells for Boys - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 150
