iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Not to shoot myself in the foot or anything, but given modern medical advancements, XY is a fairly expendable chromosome combination.

100

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Or they can download the instructions from the internet. Check and mate. No further questions.

static.klipy.com

Matrix Guns Scene

ALT: Matrix Guns Scene

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I don’t remember this part of Escape To Witch Mountain.

000

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 Shades Of Grey.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Merging the Mission Impossible Universe and Star Trek with the DCU and Harry Potter will trigger an irreversible chain reaction. All cinematic universes will collapse inward, creating a star-studded alternate reality; A never-ending cinematic motion picture event." - Albert Einstein, 1935

020

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Okay... yeah. I'm going to go reread the first part of The Stand for some handy tips.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The best worst robot from the 70s.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I swear to Christ, if you tell me you have a seafood tower on your menu and then bring something that has only two tiers, I am going to lose it.

241

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They were the first comedy troupe that showed me how truly dark you could get with your content and still get a laugh. Daddy Drank in the wrong hands would have been a complete train wreck. I still howl when I watch that one (which is far too often).

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Such a great sketch. I loved all the Hecubus stuff. “Daddy Drank” was also amazing, and “jerry sizzler” is half comedy/half horror movie.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

they look like warring twin brothers in a FOX series.

060

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In our own way, shouldn't we all be eating worms?

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

that's a completely non-threatening photo of you and the axe. Say hi to your campsite neighbours!

021

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Love that museum. We stopped in last weekend for the Tanabe exhibit.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

photo or it didn't happen. Which is exactly what an adult would demand.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Happy to help - cool design - what’s it from?

100

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yelling at horses? Of that I have no doubt.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The scene in the middle is Paola being eaten by the zombies in Zombi 2

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For some reason, I read that last part as “at horses” instead of “for hours” and honestly still prefer my interpretation of the sentence.

140

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Starting blur the lines between comedy and reality with this one.

180

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They're a "do your research" family if I ever saw one.

020

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There are a lot of shredders working overtime at the DOJ these days I bet

020

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This season’s cell block D Pinot Noir has an excellent right out of the bottle, or can be cellared for up to three years or two room inspections, whichever comes first.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Always google first, post second.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's only bad if you don't want to live in a decimated wasteland ruled by machines. If you do want to live in a decimated wasteland ruled by machines, I'd say keep on keeping on.

060

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Is this like a Hallowe'en sexy costume equivalency?

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Has anyone checked to make sure no one’s locked out of the nuclear launch systems?

141

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Not gonna lie, would tune in to see how this plays out.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's like three different symbols! MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND PERCENTAGE SIGN!

000

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's the sequel to the Mike Myers hit.

100

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A glancing blow from a ricochet. All good.

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This guy has the kind of face that is from a collective unconscious. I would not be surprised to find out he's an alien who's been sent here to observe us, but he couldn't resist interfering in our development.

040

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm not sure if the admitting nurse's disgusted poo-face was very professional, but it was arguably hilarious.

031

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

the best part about hitting myself in the leg with an adze is explaining to the emergency room staff what an adze is. It's like an axe, but with a blade that is perpendicular to the handle instead of parallel.

1271

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“Why won’t you buy our wine? We’re the good guys” followed by “and fuck you sideways.”

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We need to prank them into locking themselves in

130

Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Tonight, on season 14 of The Pitt.