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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When you make a good joke on here, this is the dream outcome

A group of officials being approached by a woman saying "Excuse me! There's a post on the internet that I think you need to see."

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pretty sure 8bitdo's Tomb Raider controller colors were chosen to imply you're holding Lara's shorts and... shirt

8bitdo Tomb Raider controller, brown with teal joysticks

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Listen to EMF's "Unbelievable" and tell me that isn't the most Mario Paint song created outside of Mario Paint. The dog woof and baby "eh-ehh!" could slide in there without notice.

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Did you know: The average human body contains more bones than the entire sun?

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Let's all chip in to save the rich. We just have to: -Hate the vulnerable, the compassionate, the academic -Pretend toiling in misery is virtue, freedom -Fund/worship violence to protect the interests of the powerful -Underfund health, true progress, our surroundings Sounds hard, but we're capable

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

(to the tune of Possum Kingdom) Do you want a fry? Do you want a fry? Well I promise you I will salt it well My sweet angel So help me eat this

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Shortly after I published this, that JAV titles account took the ball and ran with it. Every time it pops up (like today with the Onion owner posting it) I regret treating it as a one-off idea www.somethingawful.com/news/japanes...

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Actual Japanese Porn Movie Titles

A selection of real movies one might enjoy, such as: The Nickname "Professor Masturbation" Has Followed Me All The Way Through Grade School

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Going into debt to order custom furniture made of PS1 games so when it's delivered I can ask "Is this seat Tekken?"

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Calibre was terrific for formatting ebooks + loading them on my Kobo. Sadly the dev got AI-brained. New "features" include slop book covers and a backend for Musk's csam generator. Everything terrible keeps tainting the niche interests I use to escape from everything terrible.

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You know a boss fight's about to get real when these guys float in

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

When the only tool you have is a Warhammer 40K, every problem looks like a Warnail 40K

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Sit, human. Bad news. The scan indicates bones in you. We need to get them out immediately.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

back in the 90s it seemed clear that we would get ever more powerful babecubes as computer technology advanced. but that future never came to pass.

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Me, ostensibly an adult, when I approach the front desk for any appointment

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

My toddler whenever I’m using the bathroom:

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Isn't it funny how we all try to make universally relatable posts that turn out to be specific to our circumstances + viewpoints, and our name is Dennis Farrell?

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Girl Reporter, you spent your first paycheck on that Spanking Robot Superman. The "accidental" pratfall might have worked once, but you do it every time we're over for dinner, Girl Reporter.

Comic panel of "Girl Reporter" being spanked by a robot Superman

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The MiSTer fpga was about talented nerds painstakingly recreating/preserving original hardware behavior. Now it's flooded with human Patreon accounts pointing AI at emulators to fart out cores

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I hope to die peacefully at a ripe old age, surrounded by machines that will instantly transfer my consciousness into a vessel that will live forever

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

finally, an action figure I can identify with

Death of Superman figure, featuring an exhausted, defeated guy

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

okay but how do I send the movie back to you guys when I'm done

Netflix page from 2007, describing the upcoming option to watch streaming movies

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Finally treated myself to some comics I've been meaning to pick up for years

Ducks by Kate Beaton, Beasts of Burden by Evan Dorkin and Jill Thompson

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Stereo speakers are often labeled Left and Right. But they don't say if that's your right/left or the system's right/left. To be safe split the difference, placing the speakers in the center of your room with one on its back and the other laying face down on top of it.

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

These game industry layoffs are brutal, they even let go of Steve Martin

Steve Martin in an office beneath a sign that says GRAPHICS

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Karla P Zimonja @eternal.observer · 14/07/2026

some of y'all on here ( bestiary.ca/beasts/beast... )

a depiction, medieval, of a creature called an Onocentaur. It's a person's top half, in a little green shirt, connected up in the centaur way to the shoulders of an onager. they look like they are making a point online.

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Sega's Sports Talk Football '93 was okay, but they really hit their stride the following year with Dirty Talk Bowling

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

It would be a hoot to see a chart of your entire life, graphing the number of object categories you saw for the first time (dog, astronaut helmet, buttplug, etc.) on each day

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

You hear a lot of "my kingdom for a horse" but no "my horse for a kingdom". Big time seller's market, horse-wise vis a vis kingdoms.

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

When a celebrity podcast guest says they're a fan of the show, they are moments away from being flummoxed by a routine part of every episode

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I would describe my body as chiseled. Chiseled out of tapioca pudding by a sculptor unfamiliar with the human form, but chiseled all the same.

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I will give one billion dollars to anyone who steals one trillion dollars from some dumb asshole and transfers it to me

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

GOG has emanated stink lines for years, and I finally dropped them when they embraced AI. Now they're knowingly emailing Nazi-embraced symbols (doubled specifically to evoke SS) and not bothering to pretend it was an error. No DRM-free copy of Daikatana is worth dealing with these cretins

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Watch out, this guy spent more than anyone else on ugly shirts in the 2000s

A Diablo 2 enemy named Champion Afflicted

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Incredible. GUTS 'N' GARTERS IN DNA DANGER is a 1997 PC game I never knew about, and one of the titular characters has the perfect name Stacy "Garters" Pringle

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I don't like strong. It's big, and more more, and it gets geologic change.

Screencap of a Star Wars movie with Padme saying "I am more more than any hero's geologic change's strong and big"

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Doing a clean Win11 install. Brutal. Not only because of the hoops they make you jump through + the shitty settings that come enabled. Even Firefox, Bitwarden, etc. feel similarly scummy/intrusive in ways I forgot because I tweaked them so long ago.

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 28/05/2026

Yuko got a hat and she doesn't want me to take it off

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Close enough

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

TVs are now the only cheap product in America. My old one died so I got a way nicer model w/ Dolby Vision + genuinely decent built-in speakers, and it was under $300 after discounts. Felt weird to pay less for a big honkin' tv than the Switch 2 sitting under it

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Gmail's new gradient logo looks like the original PlayStation logo got pink eye

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

You learn something new every day. No one said the order matters, so I'm saving how to tie my shoes for the final day of my life

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

We will know the PC hardware ecosystem is healing when this sort of art appears on component boxes like vines reclaiming abandoned factories

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Pokopia biome 1: Cute! Found a few little buddies, can't wait to see what's out there waiting to be discovered. Pokopia biome 2: I have 80 Pokemon, 500 blocks of terrain in my shorts, and am dead inside. None of this matters. You vermin can all go to hell

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Not worth my time. Get back to me when you hit 40 pounds and earn the attention of the national news.

Screenshot of a chunky feline in a local tv news story "33 POUND CAT"

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 15/05/2026

Dragon Quest remake monster descriptions are exceptional.

SKELETON SOLDIER
They spend all day staring at their skulls in the mirror, obsessed with the idea that the cracks are getting bigger. It's probably the stress of all that skeletoning.

BUBBLE SLIME
Every relationship is toxic when your body is coated in poison. These lovelorn lotharioozes are always on the lookout for romance, but are destined to struggle to even get a hug.

MORPHEAN MUSHROOM
Former mushrooms that morphed into monsters when hungry humans attempted to pick them. It should come as no surprise that these unfun guys despise people.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Never seen a picture of him before, I always assumed he wore glasses

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

This is the mascot of an NBA team called the Pelicans. I occasionally watch bits of basketball while channel surfing, and I have never seen them. Never. Couldn't tell you what their uniforms look like. They might not exist.

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Dennis Farrell @dennisfarrell.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Had a dream about eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone

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