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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 11h

Gotta love the level of thought that went into this. Woulda been Supreme but that word was already used ? #WTF #IDIOTSConfoundMe

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 11h

Do you feel your income as a Hard Working American is at the Highest Level Ever Recorded?!??!? Also, #WTF are these people cheering? #IdiotsConfoundMe

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 12h

Watching the Ohio HS 'speech'....all the same shit, & the crowd reacts the way they always have...to all the lies...but now, he is saying the men are 'handsome, strong, and attractive'...he is saying 'shove it up their ass' ...& the crowd reacts in a positive way to all the hate being spewed.

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 23h

This is why Egg Prices went up. Surprised trump didn't have a stake in this.

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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

TRUMP IS PROMISING A LOT OF STUFF RIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION, JUST LIKE HE PROMISED A LOT OF STUFF BEFORE THE 2024 ELECTION... AND YET, HE'S ONLY DELIVERED A WAR AND $7 GAS. THOUGHTS?! 🤔

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Do you think all the conservatives got upset at 'drag-queens' because they were jealous those folks got to be around kids?

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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yessss.... Speaking the truth with the full sarcasm required by the times we live in.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

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Webanalyst @webanalyst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My take from the Smith hearings: To be a GOP senator today, you have to be a lying piece-of-shit, who puts loyalty to party & our lying piece-of-shit president, above their oaths to the Constitution & their obligations to tell the truth & do what rights to the American people! Repost if U agree

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We grew up being told "Rules Matter. Laws are Upheld. Its important to be polite and decent as a person". This was all just a belief, a faith that others in society would also capitulate. This caused folks with hate in their ignorant hearts to keep the hate inside. Trump exposed the facade is all.

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Interesting results when youtubing this search: trump "you're a pedophile" so many entries! So many views!

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You can tell the post is old because Diesel is at $7.50 now.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/09/2026

28 years ago.

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Men are not defined by what some idiot thinks is masculine.

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

People asked me "Why chickens" Cause, eggs. Cause NOW. (At least I will know where the salmonella came from!)

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sometimes, as I am on a long drive on I-5, I imagine a car in front of me suddenly swerving into another vehicle, ahead of me. And I think...' it COULD happen...'

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C͛⦚o͛⦚m͛⦚r͛⦚a͛⦚d͛⦚e͛⦚ M͛⦚o͛⦚t͛⦚h͛⦚p͛⦚e͛⦚r͛⦚s͛⦚o͛⦚n͛⦚ @mothperson404.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Saying "Free Palestine " is not antisemitic, being against genocide is not antisemitic. Criticizing Isreal is not antisemitic. This is not an indictment on Jewish people, just one government that has committing apartheid for close to 80 years #Freepalestine #Macklemore

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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: JD Vance's midterms pitch to voters: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years." NO. FUCKING. WAY. DUDE. 😎✨

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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Cartoonist: Daniel Medina

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Trump NEEDS Iran to have a Nuclear Bomb. So much so because he says its the ONE thing they don't have...cause right now, they control the oil. Which, controls the world.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The shit is about to hit the fan.

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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Trump was never held accountable for trying to overturn the 2020 election. Thats is why he 100 percent will try to overturn the 2026 election when Democrats win Congress. The only question is Are Democratic leaders ready?!

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Oma-Rox6474.bksy.social @rox64-74.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Where's Mitch? Epstein Files. Where's Mitch? Epstein Files. Where's Mitch? Epstein Files. Proof of life, Truth in the files!!

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Like I said after it happened: "I loved that the last thing Charlie Kirk did was his JFK impersonation....Back, and to the left..." This was off-the-cuff remarks, that just popped into my head...like the bullet in the neck did on Charlie..

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Atheistwon @rhaw5n.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Not one republican! Every one fails to uphold the constitution when it comes to Trump. Either you are American or not. If you have no belief in the constitution what are doing voting other than to destroy America. We know who you are and we know who they are. You are not one of us, traitors!

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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A reminder that if you see someone stealing food or baby supplies in a grocery store YOU DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING.

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If you are actively fighting this fascist regime - I support you in all ways ....but if you just want support so you CAN fight this fascist regime...you a bit late to the party and have some catching up to do....

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Just gonna leave this here Dept : So...the news now is that the Hairstylist for Epstein was 'Grooming' kids...umm...isn't that what a hair stylist does? Grooming?

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Georgia 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦉 🌻 @georgiegeeez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is exactly what we need from the press.

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I get it now! I can be "Presidential" by getting drunk as fuck and shitting my pants at a work meeting! #TotalRespect

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Its not so much that people like Bill Maher support Trump, because Maher supports Israel (not trump) and uses the #OrangeManBad just because he is there in the Oval, but they 'scold' others for pointing out the OBVIOUS lies and Grift.

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

To the people saying "The weed THC is too high!" You haven't done ANY research.The 3% & 6% youre talking about was due to TESTING IT WITH WATER. THC/CBD soluble in WATER. It lessened the amount reported in the product. Israeli Scientists made leaps and bounds in the 70's when they figured this out

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yes! Bring That Beef from other places to the USA where people have died from tainted lettuce and eggs and popsicles and radishes because they fired all the folks that used to check the food.......Fucking BRILLIANT.

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i dunno...seems like all the food on the East Coast is bad, as in TOXIC bad. Glad I live here in the PNW where we just del with volcanoes and stuff...

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I spent a week at a Cove in California that gave you a discount for paying cash over card... Which is why I always carry cash. #LifeBloodOfAmerica

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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Max Miller, Trump’s latest Iran deal, or his Capital One scandal, or have you not heard about any of them yet?"

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

every time my tinnitus flares up I wait intently, listening for the words "Superman, I am communicating on a frequency only you can hear...." and I think 'Not for long!'

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Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

With all this discussion on how Trump defends the Reflecting Pool fuck-up....you have to wonder if he thinks the person who made it originally was not white. Cause he is racist.

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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

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aRemedy @aremedy.org · 31/07/2026

This.

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Julie @okie1962.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I think it would be more impressive to count how many times he tells the truth.

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K.C. Banx - Official acct. @kbanx.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

MAGA: 'TRUMP 2028!... TRUMP 2028!... TRUMP 2028!' The Left: 'OBAMA 2028!' MAGA: 'That would be illegal. Obama can't run for a third term you f*cking ignorant Libtard!' 🫤

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Cher47 💙 @cher47.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

This felon swore an oath to the UNITED states, NOT some states.He breaks that oath over & over & you let him. WHY? @houserepublicans.bsky.social @senategop.govpeeps.us @housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @house-gop.bsky.social @potus47mirror.bsky.social

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