Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentResist Trump 🤬 🤦🏽♂️🇺🇸 💜💙💪🏽 @resist-trumps-rule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026😂Brilliant 27883621901
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026New Names for our President: Drifting Donald Dreaming Donald Sleepytime D Short Eyes Rapist Thief ConMan Idiot....think I lost track of the purpose of this..... 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Back in the mid-eighties, I was in the Army and a buddy and I drove 10 hrs from LA. to Central TX, with a trunk of Class6 beer and alcohol. When we arrived to this house, and walked in, there was a naked girl dancing on a table, and 3 naked people running around the house. and yet...#NoOneGotSA 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That moment when you remember the 'net user' cmds for Win11 allow you to change the password without having to know the prior one. I mean, you have to be logged in using a PIN...but once in, drop to a Admin/CMD prompt and type away .... 'net user [username] *' - saved me a day.... 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"I know more about inflation than anyone in this room....anyone in the world..." - Which is why he is so good at CAUSING IT. #TrumpLies #PedoTalk 020
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026💯 10459722201
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentDr Ellie Mackin Roberts @elliemackinroberts.net · 05/10/2026Anti-Zionism is not Antisemitism. Pass it on. And Free Palestine. 48892302
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Gotta love the level of thought that went into this. Woulda been Supreme but that word was already used ? #WTF #IDIOTSConfoundMe 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do you feel your income as a Hard Working American is at the Highest Level Ever Recorded?!??!? Also, #WTF are these people cheering? #IdiotsConfoundMe 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Watching the Ohio HS 'speech'....all the same shit, & the crowd reacts the way they always have...to all the lies...but now, he is saying the men are 'handsome, strong, and attractive'...he is saying 'shove it up their ass' ...& the crowd reacts in a positive way to all the hate being spewed. 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is why Egg Prices went up. Surprised trump didn't have a stake in this. 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Drag-Queens wanna read to kids, The Conservative MAGA/Republicans all seem to want to be inside them. DISCUSS! 011
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026TRUMP IS PROMISING A LOT OF STUFF RIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION, JUST LIKE HE PROMISED A LOT OF STUFF BEFORE THE 2024 ELECTION... AND YET, HE'S ONLY DELIVERED A WAR AND $7 GAS. THOUGHTS?! 🤔 1561589501
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Do you think all the conservatives got upset at 'drag-queens' because they were jealous those folks got to be around kids? 120
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here Are The Epstein Files Implicating Trump - Please Share Them Everywhere open.substack.com/pub/independ...open.substack.comHere Are The Epstein Files Implicating Trump - Please Share Them EverywhereContent warning - this is graphic 000
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 14112
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yessss.... Speaking the truth with the full sarcasm required by the times we live in. 17271136
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.” 839197386221
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentWebanalyst @webanalyst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My take from the Smith hearings: To be a GOP senator today, you have to be a lying piece-of-shit, who puts loyalty to party & our lying piece-of-shit president, above their oaths to the Constitution & their obligations to tell the truth & do what rights to the American people! Repost if U agree 28667993059
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hell, they wrote it down and published it to the Internet. 010
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We grew up being told "Rules Matter. Laws are Upheld. Its important to be polite and decent as a person". This was all just a belief, a faith that others in society would also capitulate. This caused folks with hate in their ignorant hearts to keep the hate inside. Trump exposed the facade is all. 001
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Interesting results when youtubing this search: trump "you're a pedophile" so many entries! So many views! 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Its pronounced "MAR - KWAY - Un"...... 001
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You can tell the post is old because Diesel is at $7.50 now. 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It was a false news stating 'Bird Flu'. It was a agreement between the egg suppliers to bump the prices up. 010
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/09/202628 years ago. 6846471677
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Men are not defined by what some idiot thinks is masculine. 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026People asked me "Why chickens" Cause, eggs. Cause NOW. (At least I will know where the salmonella came from!) 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sometimes, as I am on a long drive on I-5, I imagine a car in front of me suddenly swerving into another vehicle, ahead of me. And I think...' it COULD happen...' 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Its funny they think another 'law' would be brought in when they don't even follow the ones that have been in place for 250yrs 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Boebert just likes fucking. 000
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentC͛⦚o͛⦚m͛⦚r͛⦚a͛⦚d͛⦚e͛⦚ M͛⦚o͛⦚t͛⦚h͛⦚p͛⦚e͛⦚r͛⦚s͛⦚o͛⦚n͛⦚ @mothperson404.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Saying "Free Palestine " is not antisemitic, being against genocide is not antisemitic. Criticizing Isreal is not antisemitic. This is not an indictment on Jewish people, just one government that has committing apartheid for close to 80 years #Freepalestine #Macklemore 32549184
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: JD Vance's midterms pitch to voters: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years." NO. FUCKING. WAY. DUDE. 😎✨ 2620953
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Cartoonist: Daniel Medina 18095513321
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Trump NEEDS Iran to have a Nuclear Bomb. So much so because he says its the ONE thing they don't have...cause right now, they control the oil. Which, controls the world. 000
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The shit is about to hit the fan. 66883712844
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Trump was never held accountable for trying to overturn the 2020 election. Thats is why he 100 percent will try to overturn the 2026 election when Democrats win Congress. The only question is Are Democratic leaders ready?! 1171248367
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentOma-Rox6474.bksy.social @rox64-74.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Where's Mitch? Epstein Files. Where's Mitch? Epstein Files. Where's Mitch? Epstein Files. Proof of life, Truth in the files!! 11532207
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"These are the same picture..." 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Like I said after it happened: "I loved that the last thing Charlie Kirk did was his JFK impersonation....Back, and to the left..." This was off-the-cuff remarks, that just popped into my head...like the bullet in the neck did on Charlie.. 000
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentAtheistwon @rhaw5n.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Not one republican! Every one fails to uphold the constitution when it comes to Trump. Either you are American or not. If you have no belief in the constitution what are doing voting other than to destroy America. We know who you are and we know who they are. You are not one of us, traitors! 23535227
Reposted by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rentThe Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A reminder that if you see someone stealing food or baby supplies in a grocery store YOU DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING. 1102157324
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you are actively fighting this fascist regime - I support you in all ways ....but if you just want support so you CAN fight this fascist regime...you a bit late to the party and have some catching up to do.... 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I knew I had seen that look before 000
Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent @denniscruisecomedy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just gonna leave this here Dept : So...the news now is that the Hairstylist for Epstein was 'Grooming' kids...umm...isn't that what a hair stylist does? Grooming? 000
