Reposted by Rubber Zyla Clone#002
Wait it's Lesbian Day??
*Slams the gender slider all the way to ♀️*
Rubber Zyla Clone#002
@dementika.bsky.social
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Former Empress of a rival company, acquired and rebuilt into a superior form to serve as both tool and monument to Queen Zyla. (Age: 24. Pronouns: She/Her.)
![“Hey you two! Havent you always been a cute vending machine and trash bin?”
“Wha? Whatre you-“
POOF! Theyve always been a vending machine and (their tail) a trash bin!
“WH HEY!!! Turn us back!!” ([b4], Honey bbq chips)
“But youve always two’ve always been this! Youve even got expiration dates on your snacks and wear on your keypad!”
“Thats-!! That’s not-!!, wh- dont just buy a snack!!!” ([a5], flamin spicy puffs) “DONT PAY TEN CENTS AT A TIME!!!” ([c3], galaxy bar chocolate bar)
“Gg ghhhhhHHH-!!!!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gzkhukvldhls4mu3ueyj6nvc/bafkreicyxygnd2qdobvj2otoknnppkaq5o6auyxkjr6a5zggxf66at2xva)
![Post coin stuffing, stimmed to the point of blissed outt. The vending machine has been emptied of snacks, and the trash bin is filled to the brim with the wrappers and cans
“Say it one more time<3”
“Gghhbghbz iim just a vending machine,, ive always been a vending machine,, jjust b, be a vending machine,,” ([e3], grape blast soda pop) ([b3], pretzels)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gzkhukvldhls4mu3ueyj6nvc/bafkreiap5yenrrfsqd2gq56gw3lsuoh2e2a2jgieu6lmth3kgt2tphndnm)
