Reposted by delrayserdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112532546
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I propose that we make Texas play Tennessee every week so that we can simply refer to "the UT game" without there being any ambiguity 010
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the ESPN broadcast having sound issues immediately after informing everyone that the Secret Service had assured both teams that Trump's visit wouldn't interfere with anyone's radios is perfect, no notes 151
Reposted by delrayserCaitlin Kelly @caitlinkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026youtu.be/kPwG6L73-VU?...youtu.be9/21/16YouTube video by Demi Adejuyigbe 182
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026well fuck guess I'm watching Clue at the office today 010
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm very good at flagpolesstatic.klipy.comAhhh!Alt: Christmas Story scene where Flick gets his tongue stuck to a flagpole 031
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 21/04/2026can't wait to get directed into the path of a landing 737 just because some AI air traffic controller didn't want to say no to my pilot when they asked to use the runway 050
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 21/04/2026tomorrow hegseth's gonna announce that parachutes are optional for paratroopers isn't he 140
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I'm just saying, if that's what Trump thinks a doctor looks like, I'm hoping he gets to see his doctor soon 071
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 11/04/2026it's nice that they got the astronauts those red welcome home balloons, makes the whole thing more festive 190
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I also sometimes think about doing things I shouldn't do 0369
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 10/04/2026is it weird that my first thought when seeing this was about how much fun it will be to pull down that statue with a chain tied to a truck bumper 191
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 08/04/2026congratulations to Donald Trump on making the "World's Largest TACO," the Guiness records people will be in touch 011
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 07/04/2026if they aren't spending the day making a second installment of the "You Don't Have To Follow Illegal Orders" video starring every elected Democrat in Congress, what are we even doing 040
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 07/04/2026what a rollercoaster to go from the national pride of a manned lunar flyby to the national shame of "a whole civilization will die tonight" in under 24 hours 0100
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 05/04/2026look I'm no expert but maybe we should consider *not* having a president who is Like This 080
Reposted by delrayserPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/04/2026It will be really funny to see who the next Solicitor General is after today 1425919
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Best case here is that importers will get $200+ billion in tariff refunds from the Treasury. But we still paid $8 for eggs. That's not coming back to us. All Trump accomplished is chaos and a massive wealth transfer from consumers to corporations. 040
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 19/02/2026[phone rings] "Hello, do you have Prince Andrew in a cell?" 050
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 30/01/2026💔youtu.beSchitt's Creek - Moira's CommercialYouTube video by Schitt's Creek 110
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"warrants for arrests"?!? you literally could not set the bar any lower 050
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I've decided to embrace itmedia.tenor.comHulk Always GIFAlt: Hulk Always GIF 010
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 09/01/2026this is obv beside the point but the sheer ham-handedness of DHS leaking a video to a right wing news site just so DHS could turn around and retweet it really is something to behold 072
Reposted by delrayserChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on. 225129011841
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 09/01/2026your job now is to find a way to live with people who genuinely want to shoot you in the face 051
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 05/01/2026if the falcons hire belichick after dodging that bullet in 2023 I swear to god 000
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 03/01/2026oh wait I found it 18 USC § 20£#(b)(μ): CONSPIRACY TO BE RELATED TO TARGET OF UNCONSTITUTIONAL MILITARY ACTION 010
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 03/01/2026even if you thought the criminal charges against Maduro are legit (they aren't) and justified the capture of a foreign head of state (they don't), what on Earth are the criminal charges against his wife that justify kidnapping her too? 251
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 03/01/2026starting to think the FIFA peace prize didn't really mean anything 022
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 02/01/2026we've all just silently agreed that the work year doesn't start until Monday right 070
delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I DON'T WANT THICK BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART I WANT NICE THIN BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART 0186
