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Valentin Deleplace

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Engineer on cloudy things at Google. @deleplace@hachyderm.io 💙 Serverless, QR codes, ≡Go. pushto.computer Try coolmaze.io 📱➡️💻

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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 1h
Rébus: devinez ce que c'est
Qu'est-ce?
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ce message est tout à fait normal, c'est parce que j'ai un compte #microsoft personnel sans annuaire d'entreprise
Interaction requise 

Le portail a rencontré un problème lors de la tentative de récupération des jetons d'accès. Nous vous suggérons de tenter de vous reconnecter ou de continuer sans jetons d'accès, même si cela peut entraîner une expérience utilisateur non optimale. Détails supplémentaires : interaction_required: AADSTS16000: User account '{EUII Hidden}' from identity provider 'live.com' does not exist in tenant 'Microsoft Services' and cannot access the application '74658136-14ec-4630-ad9b-26e160ff0fc6'(ADIbizaUX) in that tenant. The account needs to be added as an external user in the tenant first. Sign out and sign in again with a different Azure Active Directory user account. Trace ID: aac36d8a-f34d-433d-ad64-373002693400 Correlation ID: ffd24d9c-1800-451d-9969-b92ea935f499 Timestamp: 2026-09-27 12:41:22Z. En savoir plus
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SIMD in Go: exciting times ahead
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
$ git log

You have not agreed to the Xcode and Apple SDKs license. You must agree to the license below in order to use Xcode.
Press enter to display the license:
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Push to Computer blog — thirty-third article 🚀 High resolution photos blog.pushto.computer/posts/033-hi... 📱➡️💻
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High resolution photos · The Push to Computer blog
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Invisible
scrollbars
considered



harmful
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had very little appetence for the cognitive load of dealing with the unnecessary seconds that nvm, pyenv, brew, etc. were adding on every terminal startup. Fortunately, Google Antigravity had all the necessary energy for this!
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
TIL fd -HI you for "I will find you even if you're hiding" 😁 github.com/sharkdp/fd
Usage: fd [OPTIONS] [pattern [path]...]

Options:
  -H, --hidden                     Search hidden files and directories
  -I, --no-ignore                  Do not respect .(git|fd)ignore files
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Push to Computer blog — thirty-second article 🚀 Faster scan blog.pushto.computer/posts/032-pe... 📱➡️💻
blog.pushto.computer
Faster scan · The Push to Computer blog
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GoLand, a JetBrains IDE @goland.jetbrains.com · 10/08/2026
Meet the team members behind @golang.org that will be joining us live for the Go 1.27 release party – @muncus.bsky.social, @cameronb.bsky.social, Robert Griesemer, Alan Donovan, and Joe Tsai. Get your questions ready for a Q&A with them! 📅 Aug 25, 4:00 pm UTC 📍 online 🔗 jb.gg/go-127-obs
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I take a lot of screenshots of my Push to Computer mobile apps, if only there was a convenient way to copy them to my laptop for further work in the store listings
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The first chapter was so disturbing that I wrote a blog post medium.com/@val_delepla...
medium.com
When <= ≡ =>
This one was for me the most disturbing realization about boolean operators.
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's there, ready in the Playground 🥳
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hadouken pyramid 😂😂😂
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Go @golang.org · 19/08/2026
🎊 Go 1.27.0 is released! 🗒️ Release notes: go.dev/doc/go1.27 📦 Download: go.dev/dl/#go1.27.0 #golang
$ go install golang.org/dl/go1.27.0@latest
$ go1.27.0 download
Downloaded   0.0% (       0 / 68239764 bytes) ...
Downloaded  50.0% (34119882 / 68239764 bytes) ...
Downloaded 100.0% (68239764 / 68239764 bytes)
Unpacking go1.27.0.netbsd-386.tar.gz ...
Success. You may now run 'go1.27.0'
$ go1.27.0 version
go version go1.27.0 netbsd/386
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Depends on the data volume, but in general forget about percentiles in dev mode and go size means of production
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Corentin Wallez @kangz.net · 19/08/2026
🤝 Join the Community Meetup On the evening of Nov 5th, we’re hosting an informal gathering right after the Working Group event. Come hang out, talk tech, and connect with fellow devs and WebGPU implementers! 👉 Register: rsvp.withgoogle.com/events/webgp... [2/3]
rsvp.withgoogle.com
WebGPU meetup
Standardization can often feel opaque from the outside, so we are organizing this informal, community-driven gathering right after the official GPU for the Web Working Group event.
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mince, j'ai quand même reçu le PDF
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not a Hot Dog
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mon intuition, c'est un skeuomorphisme: La Poste sait livrer des papiers, AR24 vend ce service existant, et si on veut quelque chose de plus moderne c'est considéré comme un nouveau service supplémentaire. Pour faire des économies, je vais faire venir le facteur chez moi
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
AR24 de Docaposte me propose du papier (inclut dans le prix) ou bien un fichier (payant) 🤦🤦
Preuve de réception
Au format papier (gratuit)
Au format PDF (0.45€ HT)
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Go @golang.org · 13/08/2026
🥳 Go 1.27 Release Candidate 3 is released! 🔐 Security: Includes 10 security fixes to the standard library and the toolchain. 🏃‍♀️ Run it in dev! Run it in prod! File bugs! go.dev/issue/new 📣 Announcement: groups.google.com/g/golang-ann... ⬇️ Download: go.dev/dl/#go1.27rc3 #golang
$ go install golang.org/dl/go1.27rc3@latest
$ go1.27rc3 download
Downloaded   0.0% (       0 / 66664285 bytes) ...
Downloaded  50.0% (33332142 / 66664285 bytes) ...
Downloaded 100.0% (66664285 / 66664285 bytes)
Unpacking go1.27rc3.freebsd-arm64.tar.gz ...
Success. You may now run 'go1.27rc3'
$ go1.27rc3 version
go version go1.27rc3 freebsd/arm64
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
On va vibecoder sévère
Programmez jusqu'à 40 chats
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Daniel Lemire @lemire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Profile-guided optimization in Go lemire.me/blog/2026/08/09/profile-g…
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Push to Computer blog — thirty-first article 🚀 Multiple share actions are trendy blog.pushto.computer/posts/031-mu... 📱➡️💻
blog.pushto.computer
Multiple share actions are trendy · The Push to Computer blog
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Maybe. Just ordered.
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The other night I dreamt I understood the movie Tenet
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Would things like Cranelift, mold, etc. help with this? Disclaimer: I have not tried them
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
La question est bonne et fréquente, mais quelque chose me dit que je ne vais pas trouver la réponse dans la FAQ
Où est ma commande?

Consulter nos FAQ
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yes And on some iPhones too
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's wild how many mobile screenshots contain a prominent sound volume control widget
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sounds consistent, eventually
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Go @golang.org · 07/07/2026
🎊 Go 1.27 Release Candidate 2 is released! 🔐 Security: Includes 2 security fixes to the standard library. 🏃‍♀️ Run it in dev! Run it in prod! File bugs! go.dev/issue/new 📣 Announcement: groups.google.com/g/golang-ann... 📦 Download: go.dev/dl/#go1.27rc2 #golang
$ go install golang.org/dl/go1.27rc2@latest
$ go1.27rc2 download
Downloaded   0.0% (       0 / 68280950 bytes) ...
Downloaded  50.0% (34140475 / 68280950 bytes) ...
Downloaded 100.0% (68280950 / 68280950 bytes)
Unpacking go1.27rc2.freebsd-386.tar.gz ...
Success. You may now run 'go1.27rc2'
$ go1.27rc2 version
go version go1.27rc2 freebsd/386
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Camille Roux @camilleroux.com · 08/07/2026
AlterSend : transfert de fichiers en peer-to-peer, chiffré de bout en bout, sans compte, sans serveur et sans limite de taille. Une alternative directe à WeTransfer ou Google Drive pour celles et ceux qui préfèrent garder leurs fichiers hors du cloud. ⬇️ github.com/denislupookov/altersend
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denislupookov/altersend: Send files directly between devices over the internet - no cloud, no servers, no size limits.
Send files directly between devices over the internet - no cloud, no servers, no size limits. - denislupookov/altersend
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Best $8,000 ever spent on advertising for pushto.computer
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You Are Absolutely Right : il y a bien une faute de frappe dans ma recherche
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
#AlloCiné faites un effort...
L'app Android AlloCiné ne trouve aucun résultat pour "jim queens"
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
TIL nibble : 4 bits
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
TIL antre c'est masculin
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Push to Computer blog — thirtieth article 🚀 Performance, part 6 — Europe blog.pushto.computer/posts/030-pe... 📱➡️💻
Map of Europe, centered on Belgium
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Guillaume Laforge @glaforge.dev · 24/06/2026
🚀 The 𝗚𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗔𝗣𝗜 is now GA. 𝘃𝟭.𝟬.𝟬-𝗥𝗖𝟭 of my 𝗝𝗮𝘃𝗮 𝗦𝗗𝗞 is on 𝗠𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗹 ☁️ Vertex AI Agent Platform support 🎯 Simplified outputs 📦 Managed agent sandboxes 🤖 Agent #Skills integration #Java #GenerativeAI
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Epic show 👍
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Push to Computer blog — twenty-ninth article 🚀 Key bindings blog.pushto.computer/posts/029-ke... 📱➡️💻
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Key bindings · The Push to Computer blog
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
First time I've facilitated a computer workshop inside an ice ring. Opinion: it's chilly
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Gmail Gemini: "Something went wrong. Try again."
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Whatsapp Meta AI : "Je ne sais pas, je n'ai pas accès à tes conversations" Chatbot Société Générale: "Je ne sais pas, je n'ai pas accès à tes comptes" Moi: 😶 les gars vous servez à rien
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Online playgrounds are the best! Thank you @glaforge.dev 🙏 #groovy
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My time series plot is beautiful like a Pink Floyd album. Smaller is better. The latency values going down at week 21 are excellent news. #BigQuery #SRE #darksideofthemoon
Time series graph that looks like light being diffracted through a triangle prism
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Guillaume Laforge @glaforge.dev · 18/05/2026
Agentic Design Patterns, implemented in #java with @langchain4j.dev and #ADK for #Java glaforge.dev/talks/2026/0... I'm talking about different design patterns, like progressive disclosure, feedback and coding agent loops, goal oriented action planning, LLM-as-Judge! Lots to cover!
glaforge.dev
Agentic Design Patterns
At Devoxx France 2026, I had the pleasure of presenting a session on Agentic Design Patterns. In this talk, I explore how to move beyond basic LLM wrappers to build reliable, scalable, and sophisticat...
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Valentin Deleplace @deleplace.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The Push to Computer blog — twenty-eighth article 🚀 A world of nonces blog.pushto.computer/posts/028-no... 📱➡️💻
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A world of nonces · The Push to Computer blog
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