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Garrett Riley

@dejezeus.bsky.social
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Adjunct history and politics lecturer. Too broke for California but too much taste to leave.

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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Got an email from a student asking to rewrite their AI paper. The email was composed by AI, I think, because it was highly respectful and thanked me for catching them.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Gonna try to start using this site more. It's a hellsite, but not as relentlessly depressing. This is what I bring to the table. Does anyone have shoes that match my jacket or want to start a ska band?
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Took an adhd break from grading papers to do a petty check in on recurring themes in student work this semester. 62 of 211 students spelled my name wrong. 194 of 211 students put bibliographic entries in their footnotes despite multiple warnings not to.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
I'm about to have a mental breakdown because I just saw another lecturer's feedback to student work on Canvas. Like I put so much work into feedback. Dozens of hours a week. This dude just copied and pasted, "Fantastic work!" A dozen times. 80% of his class got full credit. No annotations.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
I swear to God, if I see Quotidian Disruption misused one more time...
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Me in class making fun of Victorian Era lads for doing bumps of Buffalo Tongue to get boners and everyone laughs. Me making fun of Chiropractors and everyone gets mad.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
How can I expect my students to read history when I can't even get my wife to?!? Does she even love me?
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
So any CC or JC Sociology or Social Science instructors/professors, I have a question and need some help. I'm teaching an upper division Social Movements class, most of my students are transfer students and soc majors. Not all of them, but a large number are unable to read scholarly lit. /1
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Only in America can a university seek to close deficits by closing revenue generating English and foreign language departments when not even considering for a second whether a money losing football program should be cut. And some people say American exceptionalism is dead. Pshaw.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
For fun AI moments in teaching. I had a student swear they didn't use chatgpt for a paper AFTER I pointed out they left in passage, "My responses are generated based on a mixture of licensed data, data created by human trainers, and publicly available information."
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Dr. Mansa Keita @rasmansa.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
It's maddening watching conservatives (and unfortunately moderates) now just openly defending white nationalists and eugenicists. The Overton window shifted way more aggressively than I could've imagined.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
reskeet with the first album you bought with your own money
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Shouldn’t have been surprised that it only took two tweets for a Twitter account to go from “fuck the strike, you guys make thousands of dollars an episode!” to “Civil rights ruined this country” and “Hitler offered a good alternative to communism” but I was
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Oh no, the discourse has found us!
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Keep Santa Cruz weird as praxis.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
I remember making a dumb character in a video game over decade ago with assassin in the name. Game was like nope, that contains profanity. I guess since then, the only two options are overzealous moderation or letting people just pick n-word as their handle. I'm not a tech guy someone help me out.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
How's Twitter content moderation going? Not violating ToS you say?
A Twitter profile called I Hate Jews So Much Its Unreal.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Is Jonathan Chait on here yet so we can bully him off?
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Reskeet a picture of yourself and your age. I’m 38.
Me, a 38 year old man with a dumb fucking mustache and sunglasses looking wistfully off into the distance to make it look like I don't care about this selfie.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Lost my mind at the Napoleon trailer when he said his famous catchphrase
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Do not go gentle into that good night
Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
In light of weird demonic and satanic panic nonsense coming back unto the national spotlight. Can I recommend everyone read Elizabeth Reis' Damned Women: Sinners and Witches in Puritan New England.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
My wife color coordinated the spines and I've never wanted a divorce so bad. My office bookcase is messier somehow.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/07/2023
you can always spot a twitter user in the wild by how they type because only in the fires of hell does someone gain the experience to reflexively know how to write under the assumption that the most annoying person imaginable will grossly misread the original point.
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Garrett Riley @dejezeus.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Teaching a class on social movements this fall and I gotta start preparing the syllabus. Throw reading my way!
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