Reposted by Lexdr hannibal tedesco com heterofobia nos olhos @anocaine.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Dick Fight Island 081
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Not the girls at my job not flushing after pissing…what kind of unlady like frat house behavior is this🫣 000
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Not me just now finding out cookie tookie passed I hate this wtf 000
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Nobody from work told me we had a later start time today so now I’m sitting in the parking lot when I really could be sleeping in right now oh I’m going to war 020
Reposted by Lexcollin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 06/06/2025that’s a really cute phallus 3826
Reposted by LexScifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Art by Tim White for Roger Zelazny’s The Chronicles of Amber series of fantasy books 219733
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Anyone else like to sit in the bathroom while their SO is taking a shower and be the vibe curator/DJ 000
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Driving for a long time gives me a glimpse into what it must feel like to tuck like how do dolls do this on the daily I’m hovering over my seat for some relief, there should be cup-holder like spaces in drivers seat for the meat to gently rest in 020
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 27/02/2025The bond this thai waitress and I have feels like we were good sisters in a past life 010
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 22/02/2025The way its 3 am and I’m awake only bc of a WD about Hasan Piker I feel so indecorous like how does this still happen at the ripeness of 27 010
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Men will take nice dicks pics, LOVELY dick pics, but then nails will be long as hell and it just ruins it like ok wicked:/ 010
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Kelela could just sing a bunch of oo’s and ahh’s and thatd be enough for me 000
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Waitttt china popping their housing bubble and consequently making houses more affordable for people…compare that to ‘08 where everyone got their shit foreclosed and banks were bailed out SPOOKY 010
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I have no fucking gaydar bc the way my youngest sister turned out to be a lezb and I never fucking knew 120
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Tried to restart the water heater without turning off the gas first and almost 9/11’d the house 010
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Any time I got the urge to shmoke I just go on a drive and that’ll do it for me…legendary 020
Reposted by Lexjuno˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @bibikitti.bsky.social · 28/12/2024new sza album so scrumptious to my melancholy soul 011
Reposted by LexJensen from Dodge City @petworthot.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Whitexican hole kinda tea 9817
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Nothing like a good ol sniffies circle jerk to raise the holiday spirit 😇 030
Reposted by LexHeauxtin @heauxtin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Faggot with a spending habit *gunshot* 1384
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 13/12/202430 year olds seem so at peace and not that neurotic whats going on there 030
Reposted by Lexhypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 12/12/2024*taking my magnesium* drugs make this kitty go purrrrrrrrrr 2443
Lex @dejamesaber.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Ok back to doing what I was doing, love gay humor my daily dose has revitalized me to complete the task I was procrastinating 020
