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gym puppy | loving wife

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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kinda miss cooking almost every meal and not relying on meal prep… aka I miss living out my lil house spouse fantasy
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also, anyone else tempted or started playing WoW Forever?
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imo:
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else go from an everything bagel fanboy to everything bagel hater
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
took my ass to the gym this morning and I’m queasy as fuck doing my pull workout
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
trying to accept the fact that it’s alright to take two weeks off of my training and diet program 🥴
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today!
Wile e Coyote mid fall looking at a boulder that will crush him
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
contractors were working on a wall and now with this storm we got leaks all over our kitchen 🫩
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude when did allergy meds get so expensive wtf
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I know it’s an “uh-duh” kinda thought but it’s crazy how much stronger I am are later in the versus right after I wake up
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep wanting to switch to the nicer gay gym in my city but I know my self esteem would absolutely crater
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sometimes I feel my gym bro drag too intensely and then I remember I’m essentially just a wee baby
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
forcing myself back into the gym now that I got actual sleep in
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*stays up really late one night* wow I have no idea why all my motivation has slipped out of me
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The cat going to work meme: 
Cat: “I hope I don’t get queasy today” 
Factory labeled as “Leg day”
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
finally had my one year review and I got a promotion 🤓 no longer a junior!!!
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
crused! wretch! the lord my God has forsaken me! (i.e. followed too many dads on instagram that are now posting AI 80’s pics 😣)
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
successful chest/tricep workout
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Honestly nothing funnier than a brand marketing their nice t shirts as workout shirts
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the circle of hell for greed has a special pit for this man who’s hogging three barbell stations + a hack squat
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I feel like everyday I find a new Dolly Parton song to fall in love with
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Re: my seitan journey 2nd day having instead of turkey and I think I may already be convinced that it is the most sustainable go to meal prep protein.
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
uh oh here comes goonerChud3000 with an opinion on immigration
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chat can we stone anyone who uses the phrase suicidal empathy
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
First week swapping out ground turkey for homemade seitan, I should do a cost breakdown cause I was spending way too much on meat
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
still thinking about this one restaurant in Portland and it’s makes me so angry
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This cake randomly being my most engaged with post on here
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
also in other news I made this tres leches cake as an engagement party gift
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“:3” and locked in
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Adela’s “Ain’t in LA” is scratching a massive aural itch in the reptilian section of my brain this morning
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Trying to keep my chin up but today is testing me
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
messy mirror, messy puppy 😅
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
been playing the board game Billionaires and Guillotines and now I want to rewatch succession lmao
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
there are now two Japanese farm instagram accounts that are slutting out their men for engagement and it’s WORKING (on me)
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
back and bi’s today
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(Listening to “She’s the Best”) *sniffles* I looove women 😭😭😭
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
almost got run over. Thank god it’s leg day so I have something to take my anger out on 😡
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
do I shave my head now or wait until next summer for an even more drastic transformation
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
im currently thinking of a puffed rice type of bar with different seeds + chocolate drizzle
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
currently want a little sweet treat and now I’m wondering if I can make a satisfying, macro friendly cookie that’s micronutrient dense 🧐
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
need to jump in more lakes tbqh
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
hey siri, execute self destruct protocol
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
live in: 🇺🇸 born in: 🇲🇽 parents: (🇲🇽) (🇲🇽) grandparents: (🇯🇵)((🇲🇽) (🇲🇽) (🇲🇽) great grandparents: (🇯🇵)(🇯🇵) (🇯🇵)(🇯🇵)(🇲🇽)(🇲🇽) (🇪🇸)(🇪🇸) been to: 🇪🇸 🇮🇹 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 🇮🇪 🇯🇲 🇺🇬 🇹🇭 🇨🇦
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
asked hubby to take *hot girl* pics of me at the lake
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
never blindly trust tortillas or tamales made by a gringo
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
not quite yet in the big boy club… but soon
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I joke about being illiterate and then realized I misread instructions and wasted an hour of work
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
can not fucking wait for my Maine vacation
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the siren song of a hot dog for lunch is tormenting me
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