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chris™️

@defbyte.com
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🛹 • Engineering Manager • i want to believe • recent immigrant 🇳🇱

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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 28/09/2026
not Ron Spencer, but while we are on the topic of Thallids:
Thallid, Fallen Empires - Daniel Gelon
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/09/2026
these look legit
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 25/09/2026
The quasi is cool and all and has a lovely nose but I really miss a twin tail and like not thinking about that shit
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 25/09/2026
I did the skateboarding today and it was just OK. mental barriers. beautiful weather tho.
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 24/09/2026
pour one out for Alchemy
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 24/09/2026
Drunk man fawns over chihuahua, nearly dies to tram. News at 2300
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
everybody: honestly we don't want AI that shit fucking sucks capitalism: heres more of that AI you requested
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/09/2026
I cannot bring myself to acquire Utrom Monitor though it’s really _thee_ missing piece for my pauper affinity deck on mtgo
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 21/09/2026
Yeah, fuck Chipotle
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 20/09/2026
Living the dream
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 19/09/2026
unfortunately this lives rent free in my head
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 19/09/2026
feeling like a withered husk
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 18/09/2026
behold this exquisite being
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 15/09/2026
hell yeah man!
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Nick @nickcummings.com · 14/09/2026
went on LinkedIn just now and immediately took 12000 points of psychic damage
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 12/09/2026
to be young again
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 11/09/2026
I need to start Making Things again
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 11/09/2026
and Chandra Levy :/
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 10/09/2026
I want JaceVerse Bolas with glasses, smoking a pipe, and enjoying a good book in a field of flowers
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 09/09/2026
I would like to know about the Daily Special
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 06/09/2026
Things I look at while house hunting
meter pantry, specifically fuse box
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 05/09/2026
At least back then I could heel flip
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 05/09/2026
Not to mention the countless hours in high school and college before all that
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 05/09/2026
probably watched a million videos on kickflips probably more time vs actually practicing them because I’ve got a block in my brain that says You Can’t Do This You Old Fuck
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 05/09/2026
good luck
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Gerard Cosloy @gerardcosloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
deepest condolences to all family, friends and musical co-conspirators of Half Japanese’s David Fair
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 29/08/2026
Yes
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 25/08/2026
one of my all time favorites
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 19/08/2026
that package’s got stories man
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/08/2026
Scooping to spells with paradigm because they suck
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 14/08/2026
gesloten .. fijn weekend!
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 11/08/2026
I played the red course (9 hole) there years ago. There were a lot of mosquitos.
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 08/08/2026
Universes Beyond: The Sopranos
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 08/08/2026
New setup with Quasi. I love the nose shape
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
speaking in italics so you know i'm about that flavor
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 07/08/2026
always fuck Waldorf
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 04/08/2026
geez man, like, what, are we to never leave the mines?
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Nicholas Whyte 白怀珂 @nwhyte.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ray Bradbury’s 1950 story, “There Will Come Soft Rains”, starts with a household AI reminding its owners of their appointments. But nobody is listening; they have all been killed in a nuclear war.
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 03/08/2026
Oh my stonks dropping
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 03/08/2026
Good morning, want to help me pack for my return flight? Do we take my wife’s old garbage pail kids? Or the 13 booster packs of Conspiracy I forgot I had in the US?
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/08/2026
respects from Spinky
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/08/2026
Press F for respects . Last night was the last session on this guy. It’ll remain in the US 🫡
Jamie Foy symmetrical skeley retires
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 31/07/2026
Shouting “good to the last drop” as I drop $20 on Pump 1 for the old Subaru
$3.95 a gallon cash only
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 28/07/2026
there is magic in a humid summer drive across the DMV interstates windows full open with a clouded moon and Neil Young
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/07/2026
Only if you hold a small fuzzy Bluetooth microphone attached to a magic card
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/07/2026
🦀🎂 301 🤝 410 🦀🎂
crab cake from O’Donnell’s
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/07/2026
In America
Paddle boat dragon decorated with American patriotic ornamentation, including a USA Cat-in-the-hat style top hat and sunglasses, because America lol
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 26/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Pakpakthree Claps in Tuxedo
ALT: Pakpakthree Claps in Tuxedo
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/07/2026
back at k-town in the US and barely feels like I’ve been gone at all. what a strange nothing burger feeling.. looking forward to seeing family, friends, and skating
Miss the homies
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 21/07/2026
I have retuned to my homelands for a fortnight
static.klipy.com
Redneck Grill Water Skiing with American Flag
Alt: County Shit: grilling and jet-skiing
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