chris™️ @defbyte.com · 25/09/2026The quasi is cool and all and has a lovely nose but I really miss a twin tail and like not thinking about that shit 000
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 25/09/2026I did the skateboarding today and it was just OK. mental barriers. beautiful weather tho. 110
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 24/09/2026Drunk man fawns over chihuahua, nearly dies to tram. News at 2300 000
Reposted by chris™️EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026everybody: honestly we don't want AI that shit fucking sucks capitalism: heres more of that AI you requested 214822
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/09/2026I cannot bring myself to acquire Utrom Monitor though it’s really _thee_ missing piece for my pauper affinity deck on mtgo 000
Reposted by chris™️Nick @nickcummings.com · 14/09/2026went on LinkedIn just now and immediately took 12000 points of psychic damage 182
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 10/09/2026I want JaceVerse Bolas with glasses, smoking a pipe, and enjoying a good book in a field of flowers 010
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 05/09/2026Not to mention the countless hours in high school and college before all that 100
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 05/09/2026probably watched a million videos on kickflips probably more time vs actually practicing them because I’ve got a block in my brain that says You Can’t Do This You Old Fuck 120
Reposted by chris™️Gerard Cosloy @gerardcosloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026deepest condolences to all family, friends and musical co-conspirators of Half Japanese’s David Fair 433690
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 11/08/2026I played the red course (9 hole) there years ago. There were a lot of mosquitos. 010
Reposted by chris™️Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 08/08/2026speaking in italics so you know i'm about that flavor 2918
Reposted by chris™️Nicholas Whyte 白怀珂 @nwhyte.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Ray Bradbury’s 1950 story, “There Will Come Soft Rains”, starts with a household AI reminding its owners of their appointments. But nobody is listening; they have all been killed in a nuclear war. 4324128
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 03/08/2026Good morning, want to help me pack for my return flight? Do we take my wife’s old garbage pail kids? Or the 13 booster packs of Conspiracy I forgot I had in the US? 000
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/08/2026Press F for respects . Last night was the last session on this guy. It’ll remain in the US 🫡 210
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 31/07/2026Shouting “good to the last drop” as I drop $20 on Pump 1 for the old Subaru 000
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 28/07/2026there is magic in a humid summer drive across the DMV interstates windows full open with a clouded moon and Neil Young 000
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/07/2026Only if you hold a small fuzzy Bluetooth microphone attached to a magic card 061
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 26/07/2026static.klipy.comPakpakthree Claps in TuxedoALT: Pakpakthree Claps in Tuxedo 020
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/07/2026back at k-town in the US and barely feels like I’ve been gone at all. what a strange nothing burger feeling.. looking forward to seeing family, friends, and skating 010
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 21/07/2026I have retuned to my homelands for a fortnightstatic.klipy.comRedneck Grill Water Skiing with American FlagAlt: County Shit: grilling and jet-skiing 000