chris™️ @defbyte.com · 25/09/2026I did the skateboarding today and it was just OK. mental barriers. beautiful weather tho. 110
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 24/09/2026Drunk man fawns over chihuahua, nearly dies to tram. News at 2300 000
Reposted by chris™️EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026everybody: honestly we don't want AI that shit fucking sucks capitalism: heres more of that AI you requested 214822
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/09/2026I cannot bring myself to acquire Utrom Monitor though it’s really _thee_ missing piece for my pauper affinity deck on mtgo 000
Reposted by chris™️Nick @nickcummings.com · 14/09/2026went on LinkedIn just now and immediately took 12000 points of psychic damage 182
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 05/09/2026probably watched a million videos on kickflips probably more time vs actually practicing them because I’ve got a block in my brain that says You Can’t Do This You Old Fuck 120
Reposted by chris™️Gerard Cosloy @gerardcosloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026deepest condolences to all family, friends and musical co-conspirators of Half Japanese’s David Fair 433690
Reposted by chris™️Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 08/08/2026speaking in italics so you know i'm about that flavor 2918
Reposted by chris™️Nicholas Whyte 白怀珂 @nwhyte.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Ray Bradbury’s 1950 story, “There Will Come Soft Rains”, starts with a household AI reminding its owners of their appointments. But nobody is listening; they have all been killed in a nuclear war. 4324128
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/08/2026Press F for respects . Last night was the last session on this guy. It’ll remain in the US 🫡 210
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 31/07/2026Shouting “good to the last drop” as I drop $20 on Pump 1 for the old Subaru 000
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 28/07/2026there is magic in a humid summer drive across the DMV interstates windows full open with a clouded moon and Neil Young 000
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/07/2026back at k-town in the US and barely feels like I’ve been gone at all. what a strange nothing burger feeling.. looking forward to seeing family, friends, and skating 010
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 21/07/2026I have retuned to my homelands for a fortnightstatic.klipy.comRedneck Grill Water Skiing with American FlagAlt: County Shit: grilling and jet-skiing 000
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026welp, I ran in to zero people but did some things and got to say hi to some of my favorite artists at MCAmsterdam 000
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026Standing in line with my beat up Plowshares from high school to get signed 000
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026Finally getting the nerve to head out to MCAmsterdam. I’m the monochromatic guy with the horn rimmed glasses and the Horse Lords t-shirt, if that helps. 001
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 16/07/2026I was very excited to see Rebecca Guay gliding in to Europaplein! Hope I can get some cards signed or pickup some prints 000
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 16/07/2026Got my badge and heading back to work. The queue is light right now for badge pickup at MagicCon Amsterdam 001
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 12/07/2026UB idea for WOTC: Twin Peaks Universes Beyond. Please make out a check to James Christopher Davis, Van Bla straat … 010
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 24/06/2026In 24 years of ritual playing Nelly’s Hot in Herre after the summer solstice only realized today this dude in the Hannibal mask in the video 🤣 010
Reposted by chris™️Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 23/06/2026I know this has been pointed out many times by many people but I just want to reiterate: Anthropic is basically using Kurt Vonnegut's drawing of an asshole as the Claude logo 894085922
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/06/2026Blew my 4 tokens on Powered Cube on Arena, walked away with zero wins and some insufferable games but got to see some cool cards 100
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 20/06/2026Travis captures the magic between the Magic, the void which binds, in this lovely piece detailing a weekend of an indie cube gathering. “That brief moment in time, the hope found between a decision and the future” Take a moment and give it a read! 110
Reposted by chris™️Travis Norman @travisnorman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026New York Knicks players as legendary creatures in Magic: The Gathering: 🧵 a thread 🧵 1: Josh Hart - Arvad the Cursed Glue guy who elevates everyone around him. Injects life into the effort, and can take down bigger opponents. 143
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 07/06/2026Had a dream I was playing an 8-bit Nintendo game of the Hyperion Cantos that felt like a hybrid of Ninja Gaiden and Final Fantasy 010
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 06/06/2026The artist lineup for MagicCon Amsterdam is fire. Tucker, Guay, Menges, Magali, Tedin and way way more check it out here: mcamsterdam.mtgfestivals.com/en-us/art-of...mcamsterdam.mtgfestivals.comArtist Directory 010
Reposted by chris™️Gergely Orosz @gergely.pragmaticengineer.com · 05/06/2026It’s mind-boggling to me that places use PR count as proxy for productivity. It’s just as useful as LOC - not entirely garbage, but mostly pointless as a metric, esp when devs know they are measured on it 4787
chris™️ @defbyte.com · 29/05/2026What’s the Magic equivalent of front salad, back salad, front blunt? @basiclandbin.bsky.social @rhysticstudies.bsky.social 110