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chris™️

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🛹 • Engineering Manager • i want to believe • recent immigrant 🇳🇱

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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 25/09/2026
I did the skateboarding today and it was just OK. mental barriers. beautiful weather tho.
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 24/09/2026
pour one out for Alchemy
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 24/09/2026
Drunk man fawns over chihuahua, nearly dies to tram. News at 2300
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
everybody: honestly we don't want AI that shit fucking sucks capitalism: heres more of that AI you requested
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/09/2026
I cannot bring myself to acquire Utrom Monitor though it’s really _thee_ missing piece for my pauper affinity deck on mtgo
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 21/09/2026
Yeah, fuck Chipotle
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 19/09/2026
feeling like a withered husk
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 18/09/2026
behold this exquisite being
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Nick @nickcummings.com · 14/09/2026
went on LinkedIn just now and immediately took 12000 points of psychic damage
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 11/09/2026
I need to start Making Things again
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 06/09/2026
Things I look at while house hunting
meter pantry, specifically fuse box
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 05/09/2026
probably watched a million videos on kickflips probably more time vs actually practicing them because I’ve got a block in my brain that says You Can’t Do This You Old Fuck
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Gerard Cosloy @gerardcosloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
deepest condolences to all family, friends and musical co-conspirators of Half Japanese’s David Fair
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/08/2026
Scooping to spells with paradigm because they suck
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 14/08/2026
gesloten .. fijn weekend!
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 08/08/2026
Universes Beyond: The Sopranos
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 08/08/2026
New setup with Quasi. I love the nose shape
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
speaking in italics so you know i'm about that flavor
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Nicholas Whyte 白怀珂 @nwhyte.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ray Bradbury’s 1950 story, “There Will Come Soft Rains”, starts with a household AI reminding its owners of their appointments. But nobody is listening; they have all been killed in a nuclear war.
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/08/2026
Press F for respects . Last night was the last session on this guy. It’ll remain in the US 🫡
Jamie Foy symmetrical skeley retires
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 31/07/2026
Shouting “good to the last drop” as I drop $20 on Pump 1 for the old Subaru
$3.95 a gallon cash only
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 28/07/2026
there is magic in a humid summer drive across the DMV interstates windows full open with a clouded moon and Neil Young
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/07/2026
🦀🎂 301 🤝 410 🦀🎂
crab cake from O’Donnell’s
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/07/2026
In America
Paddle boat dragon decorated with American patriotic ornamentation, including a USA Cat-in-the-hat style top hat and sunglasses, because America lol
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/07/2026
back at k-town in the US and barely feels like I’ve been gone at all. what a strange nothing burger feeling.. looking forward to seeing family, friends, and skating
Miss the homies
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 21/07/2026
I have retuned to my homelands for a fortnight
static.klipy.com
Redneck Grill Water Skiing with American Flag
Alt: County Shit: grilling and jet-skiing
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 20/07/2026
UB: Farscape Cmon man we got spaceships right?!
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026
welp, I ran in to zero people but did some things and got to say hi to some of my favorite artists at MCAmsterdam
RAI Amsterdam pre golden hour
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026
Standing in line with my beat up Plowshares from high school to get signed
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026
hanging at my favorite places at MagicCon.
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026
Finally getting the nerve to head out to MCAmsterdam. I’m the monochromatic guy with the horn rimmed glasses and the Horse Lords t-shirt, if that helps.
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026
whoa that is quite a crowd 😬😅
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026
picking up some small treats for the family before heading out
Mixed roses
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 16/07/2026
I was very excited to see Rebecca Guay gliding in to Europaplein! Hope I can get some cards signed or pickup some prints
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 16/07/2026
Got my badge and heading back to work. The queue is light right now for badge pickup at MagicCon Amsterdam
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 12/07/2026
UB idea for WOTC: Twin Peaks Universes Beyond. Please make out a check to James Christopher Davis, Van Bla straat …
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/06/2026
wait the star trek universe beyond set is not a joke
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 24/06/2026
In 24 years of ritual playing Nelly’s Hot in Herre after the summer solstice only realized today this dude in the Hannibal mask in the video 🤣
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 23/06/2026
I know this has been pointed out many times by many people but I just want to reiterate: Anthropic is basically using Kurt Vonnegut's drawing of an asshole as the Claude logo
Kurt Vonnegut's asshole drawingAnthropic's Claude logo
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/06/2026
Blew my 4 tokens on Powered Cube on Arena, walked away with zero wins and some insufferable games but got to see some cool cards
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 20/06/2026
Travis captures the magic between the Magic, the void which binds, in this lovely piece detailing a weekend of an indie cube gathering. “That brief moment in time, the hope found between a decision and the future” Take a moment and give it a read!
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 19/06/2026
every day is go skate day
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 13/06/2026
holy shit it’s happening!
construction on my skatepark
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Travis Norman @travisnorman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
New York Knicks players as legendary creatures in Magic: The Gathering: 🧵 a thread 🧵 1: Josh Hart - Arvad the Cursed Glue guy who elevates everyone around him. Injects life into the effort, and can take down bigger opponents.
A photo of Josh Hart, #3 of the New Pork Knicks. Josh is a Black man with a a small beard, standing with outstretched arms.
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Arvad the Cursed
{3}{W}{B}
Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight

Deathtouch, lifelink

Other legendary creatures you control get +2/+2.

“I won’t abandon the Weatherlight. My destiny is to serve at Jhoira’s side. This ‘illness’ means I must trust my faith more and myself less.”

3/3
Illustrated by Lius Lasahido
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 07/06/2026
Had a dream I was playing an 8-bit Nintendo game of the Hyperion Cantos that felt like a hybrid of Ninja Gaiden and Final Fantasy
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 06/06/2026
The artist lineup for MagicCon Amsterdam is fire. Tucker, Guay, Menges, Magali, Tedin and way way more check it out here: mcamsterdam.mtgfestivals.com/en-us/art-of...
mcamsterdam.mtgfestivals.com
Artist Directory
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Gergely Orosz @gergely.pragmaticengineer.com · 05/06/2026
It’s mind-boggling to me that places use PR count as proxy for productivity. It’s just as useful as LOC - not entirely garbage, but mostly pointless as a metric, esp when devs know they are measured on it
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 05/06/2026
post an album you’ve listen to 100+ times
Fantastic Damage - El-P
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 03/06/2026
This was hella fun to watch, don’t sleep on this episode
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 29/05/2026
What’s the Magic equivalent of front salad, back salad, front blunt? @basiclandbin.bsky.social @rhysticstudies.bsky.social
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