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chris™️

@defbyte.com
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🛹 • Engineering Manager • i want to believe • recent immigrant 🇳🇱

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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 28/09/2026
not Ron Spencer, but while we are on the topic of Thallids:
Thallid, Fallen Empires - Daniel Gelon
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 06/09/2026
Things I look at while house hunting
meter pantry, specifically fuse box
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 08/08/2026
New setup with Quasi. I love the nose shape
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/08/2026
respects from Spinky
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/08/2026
Press F for respects . Last night was the last session on this guy. It’ll remain in the US 🫡
Jamie Foy symmetrical skeley retires
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 31/07/2026
Shouting “good to the last drop” as I drop $20 on Pump 1 for the old Subaru
$3.95 a gallon cash only
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 28/07/2026
there is magic in a humid summer drive across the DMV interstates windows full open with a clouded moon and Neil Young
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/07/2026
🦀🎂 301 🤝 410 🦀🎂
crab cake from O’Donnell’s
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/07/2026
In America
Paddle boat dragon decorated with American patriotic ornamentation, including a USA Cat-in-the-hat style top hat and sunglasses, because America lol
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/07/2026
back at k-town in the US and barely feels like I’ve been gone at all. what a strange nothing burger feeling.. looking forward to seeing family, friends, and skating
Miss the homies
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026
welp, I ran in to zero people but did some things and got to say hi to some of my favorite artists at MCAmsterdam
RAI Amsterdam pre golden hour
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026
hanging at my favorite places at MagicCon.
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026
Finally getting the nerve to head out to MCAmsterdam. I’m the monochromatic guy with the horn rimmed glasses and the Horse Lords t-shirt, if that helps.
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/07/2026
picking up some small treats for the family before heading out
Mixed roses
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 16/07/2026
Got my badge and heading back to work. The queue is light right now for badge pickup at MagicCon Amsterdam
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 24/06/2026
In 24 years of ritual playing Nelly’s Hot in Herre after the summer solstice only realized today this dude in the Hannibal mask in the video 🤣
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 13/06/2026
holy shit it’s happening!
construction on my skatepark
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 05/06/2026
post an album you’ve listen to 100+ times
Fantastic Damage - El-P
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 02/06/2026
I made some black beans
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/05/2026
Elden Ring bro, Elden Ring!
Playmobil character geared up to be Elden Lord
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 14/05/2026
My skate spot in Den Haag has been dismantled. man what the fuck?
my skate spot that is now just empty flat ground instead
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 27/04/2026
Found this out on the street. Just missing something tho lol
Weber kettle grill salvageWeber kettle grill salvage missing wheels uh oh
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 11/04/2026
best use of frozen cauliflower rice
frozen cauliflower rice
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 10/04/2026
but I will always love you
my old skateboard wheeel and bearings that I will love for eternity
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 10/04/2026
Increased diameter and reduced durometer to handle that Euro Crust and Brick out there
my skateboard with my lock-in wheelsmy skateboard with bright red conical fulls, t-funk special Enhanced view of my new wheels
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/04/2026
And tasty treats
Thallid
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 30/03/2026
like, look at this lovely spot outside RAI Amsterdam
Waxed ledge and stair attached to brick plazalow round rail in middle of brick plaza
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 25/03/2026
stoked that my Big Ass Dragon shirt will ultimately make it to me in the Netherlands via my mother-in-law visits thank you @caljones.com @stitcherssupply.bsky.social
there is a big ass dragon inside this pakketje
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 22/03/2026
This is my pickup truck
Tern longtail bike that hauls ass and stuff
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 14/03/2026
rolling up to the fancy skatepark
“You would not part an old man from his slappy stick” - Gandalf walking stick meme
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 14/03/2026
learning from the Dutch
a plastic bag from Albert Heijn covering our cargo bike seat so that our butts don’t get soaking wet
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 25/02/2026
important @vorthosmike.bsky.social
A noble longhair chihuahua waits patiently in Ekoplaza Kerkplein Den Haag
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 19/01/2026
came across a skate spot at Spui and and quite excited for the old man slappy curb 👌
A double sided curb block, a bench, some terraces with metal coping: nice little skate spot in Den Haag
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/01/2026
lekker
a paper cone filled with lekker frites
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 12/01/2026
late to the party but here’s a happy little island
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/01/2026
damn dawg
moribund
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/01/2026
Starting the new year off with a magnificent album: And We Washed Our Weapons in the Sea, by Frodus If ya don’t know, welp, check it out!
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 30/12/2025
m o o n r o o f
waxing gibbous moon as seen through a sunlight
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 28/12/2025
While picking up a package I spotted a beach spot to shred though I will never set foot on that halfpipe (den Haag)
mini concrete bowlmetal halfpipe death trap covered in sand
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 21/12/2025
spent most of my time on this side
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 21/12/2025
Finally got our to RAC Den Haag today. The mini pipe is perfect 👌. Amazing place, can’t wait for next session
mini ramp ledges
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 17/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
3 spacing guild employees
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 14/12/2025
Oilebollen
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 14/12/2025
Den Haag Christmas Market treats - wurst and Affligem Blonde, plus oliebollen and hot chocolates for the kids
wurst and blond ale
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 09/12/2025
Peak performance is forgetting you already had a coffee
three coffee mugs from the same morning
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 06/12/2025
@vorthosmike.bsky.social important
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 29/11/2025
facts
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 23/11/2025
whoa this Alfa Edel Pils is my jam
It’s a beer can and a glass with some beer in it. It’s Alfa edel pils. And some tofu marinating in the background
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 03/11/2025
Let the pondering begin
Ikea FADO orb light
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chris™️ @defbyte.com · 01/11/2025
Was not expecting sour cherry in this joint be here we go. guessing @vorthosmike.bsky.social would dig this one
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