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@deeznutzmma.bsky.social
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MMA Account She/Her, Black, and Lezzzzzzbian I work out but I eat like shit Seeking asylum at BlueSky

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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I've never seen the original, so don't jump me for this, but I liked the Crow 2024 version.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I was wondering where the fuck you were. LOL
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Hell no brother. HELL NO
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Wait, white people eat chitterlins? Are you sure Brett?
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 24/02/2025
They're going to have to remake Rocky 4 and have Stallone just lay down and let Drago take a big dump on him.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
They are ugly asf too, I had a coworker eat them IN THE CAR and refused to stop bringing that shit to work. I resented her so much for it. I think it smells worse than the liver.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
@teflonandy.bsky.social I tried to tell you that the smell will KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS. LMFAO.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It's cooked cow INTESTINES, I can't describe the smell, but it will KNOCK you on your ass.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Question: Do you bring nasty-smelling food like fish and chitterlings and blow up the joint after using the microwave? I respect yall for not giving a fuck, but some Africans just destroyed our break room with their funky shit. LMAO. Wow.
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🐻⬇️ Dan @beardowndan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I can’t believe this country is a real place anymore…
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I MISS YOUUUUU. Text me from your phone. I lost all my contacts when I bought a new phone. We zoomin in April
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
How are we enjoying Trump's America? I haven't been affected by any of his policies....YET, man, I hate it here. You? #Trump #Trump2025
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Oh, the violence in my "for you" tab has given me PTSD. I can not blame you for that.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkk cause my homies left X and only tweet here.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Worddddddd. Very dangerous sport
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’m having the time of my LIFE. 🤣 #pbr2024 #BullRiding #NYC
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
😭
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I gotta EASE back into all this office work, yo. LMAO
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Mike, she looked like a LION and just eating her snacks. LOL. Happy New Year, Happy Belated, and Merry Christmas, hope all is well.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Yeah, most men at LEAST put the child hair in a bun or something. But this man on the train had his poor baby in bed hair and it was so funny. She looked like she slept wild last night too. LOL. They were so freakin cute bro.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
This man on the train did NOT comb his daughter's hair today, and she looks like a wild lion on the plains of Africa. Fellas, do you comb your daughter's hair before school? This father said, "Fuck it!". LOLOL #GoodMorning
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Conor is a disgrace, I pray he does not get Mike Tyson forgiveness from fans.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Just walked in the office after holiday break like…
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
It’s on HULU and it’s soooooo bad.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Conor is straight FUCKN lying about that fight with Logan Paul. The only thing I believe about this, is that Conor needs the money and this fight ain’t gonna happen. FOH. 😭 #ConorMcGregor
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen and the trailer lied to the audience. This is hot GARBAGE #NowWatching
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Way moreeeeeee consistent
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I trust A24 films. They are pretty good.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Sooooooooo fuckn bad. It got worse and worse too.
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Frank Ocean.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Yeah, enjoy the quietness of the road. Easy ride when eveyone is home
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’m in bed. lol
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The acting was atrocious in this film. I didn’t like this movie at all
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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 29/12/2024
It’s wild how many people watch videos on their phones without headphones in public places now.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I should buy that so Annie can make it for me and Squalay. 😭
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
This is GOD awful. 🤣#NowWatching
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Good Morning, the weather is ass, we ain’t going nowhere.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This shit makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
cant sleep, stewing, thinking about how easy it is for men to be taken seriously as intellectuals, and how much ground you have to claw and claw to be taken with a quarter of the gravity, as a woman
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
It was pretty damn good and funny.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Make America Great by deporting him back to South Africa.
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
🤣🤣🤣
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claire de lune @clairempls.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
showing up in washington square park in the rain to play chess against randos is exactly the level of psycho competitor meets sensei that it takes to be the best player on earth. i’m moved
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Sheesh… 😵‍💫
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I laughed so hard at this trailer cause wtf.. 😭 #NowWatching
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DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @deeznutzmma.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
😭😭😭
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