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TJ

@deepbluepaladin.bsky.social
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Chilled Gentleman. Peaceful intentions Human first, romantic second, failed genius third & idiot fourth. Not necessarily in that order. Hate Tories

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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy birthday. Let’s go’
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Articulately described and so apt. CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT!
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s hilarious!
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#damnright
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Take on me….
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Zack Polanski, "Over the next year, more than 1/3 of the money that the DWP spend on housing benefits, go straight into the pockets of private landlords, subsidising their extortionate rents" "That's £13.4 billion" "That could be spent building new council homes"
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A beautiful depiction of love. Goodnight
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sadly right. Says me who tried to restrict silly cat to just 3 rooms. Now owns all the rooms on the house.
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’ve all been there.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amen. #BookSky
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Live in the moment and enjoy the world around me.
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bonjour (as we rejoin Europe). Fuck yeah!
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crikey remind me not to play you at cards.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought it was Lady Penelope post face lift plus botex and too much Charlie. (Sorry Charles)
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🧹🐈‍⬛ 𝑀𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥 🎃 @mintyminxy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#NationalPoetryDay
Phenomenal Woman
BY MAYA ANGELOU

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit
a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms,
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It’s the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can’t see.
I say,
It’s in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Now you understand
Just why my head’s not bowed.
I don’t shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It’s in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
’Cause I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
    
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WT…F?
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chris Dixon posted this on LI and I had to share it here. It’s just too good, the @jonronson.bsky.social twist is superb…
The image shows a film poster “The men who stare at Boats” featuring, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, Danny Tommo, Ruper Lowe and Angry Balaclava man.
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🧹🐈‍⬛ 𝑀𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥 🎃 @mintyminxy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#NationalPoetryDay
The image shows the short, uplifting poem "Smiling Is Infectious" by Spike Milligan.

Poem Text

Smiling Is Infectious
by Spike Milligan
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner
and someone saw my grin.
When he smiled I realized
I'd passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile,
then I realized its worth.
A single smile, just like mine
could travel round the earth.
So, if you feel a smile begin,
don't leave it undetected.
Let's start an epidemic quick,
and get the world infected!
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So so true.
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A great read if I can be arsed. See what I did there??
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Rich @richgooner1886.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What glorious hell we dwell in. 😂😂
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Love these two
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let’s celebrate it.
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Says 90’s person
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Karega Bailey
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WHAT A TUNE!
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*Gulps coffee and spits it out everywhere reading that.
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fair point. (Obvs mushy peas as well!)
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We are ‘alive’.
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also the word ‘mucky’ I haven’t heard that in ages!
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s F’ing hilarious. See your point though.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hopefully this works…. #BookSky
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Congrats! With t’gravy? (Yes southerner trying to be funny)
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Adulting sucks most of the time yet this is one occasion that rocks!
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Out of picture to the right. Or it just might be me!
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The dirty old brown fox jumped over the… Is that where we are going with this?
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He’s packing…😂😂
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I apologise. Must stop looking to earnest.
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is that you @alandaviescomic.bsky.social on drums??
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So well put and apt?
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are they passing wind? 😂😂
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"maybe this wasn't love."
"maybe not, but fuck it was incredible."
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A delightful watch and listen. Thank you.
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Helena Bonham Carter reading Rumi's poem "The Guest House," at Belcombe Court, England. This is part of a project for Allie Esiri's poetry book, 'A Poem for Every Autumn Day.' The poem compares human life to a guest house, encouraging people to accept emotions and thoughts as visitors. #poetry
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We live in dark times. I don't have to tell you that. But today I'm reflecting on all the light so many of you bring into my life. I love and appreciate how you brighten the path through the darkness. If you're reading this & you are in my life, know that I am talking, and thinking, about you today.
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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TJ @deepbluepaladin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Live long and prosper is a beautiful thing.
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