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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 1h
All the FUCK outta this. Fucking TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL Especially the GODDAMN boys
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 9h
Some things I wish I had known when I was a new writer: Being accepted by traditional publishers has less to do with skill than whether they think they can sell it. Just because publishers aren’t ready for a story doesn’t mean readers aren’t. Writing the book is the easy part. 🧵
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 3h
🎉🎉🎉
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 1h
Fam. Preach.
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Judge You Harshly 🦋✌️🤟🖖🌈 @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 13h
A reminder that if you see someone stealing baby supplies in a grocery store YOU DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING.
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 12h
Your 3rd dose today of Anthropic settlement madness (at least from me). Authors, CHECK YOUR CLAIMS! Your situation may have changed, per this email from the settlement administrator that some authors are receiving (subject heading: Anthropic Copyright Settlement: Allocation Updates)
We made updates that may affect your claim.
What Changed?
Wed, Sep 30,
2026 at 5:35 AM
Based on feedback from claimants, we updated how certain works are categorized.
In particular, where multiple claimants submitted default claims for the same
ownership interest in a work, we changed those works from agreement to
disagreement.
In addition, the portal is updated to reflect that some claimants changed their sole
ownership claims to default claims, and some claimants withdrew their claims.
What This Means for You
As a result of these updates, some works on your claim may now be categorized
differently. We encourage you to review the current allocations for your works.
How to Review and Update Your Allocations
Please use your claim number and PIN above to log into the portal below.
Claim Summary and Allocation Portal
For help making updates, please visit the allocation portal instructions.
If You Already Submitted Updates
If you already updated the allocation for a work, then you do not need to
submit those updates again. Any changes you submitted previously
through the online portal are recorded, but the portal is not being
updated in real time. If you submit multiple updates for the same
copyright number, your most recent submission will replace any earlier
submissionsWhat’s Next?
We will continue to work with claimants to help resolve disputes.
For works where all rightsholders are in agreement and where all necessary
payment information is provided, we expect to send a first round of payments in
November 2026.
If You Have Questions
Please contact us at 1-877-206-2314 or info@AnthropicCopyrightSettlement.com.
Regards,
Settlement Administrator
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 12h
COVID TEST ***NEGATIVE*** FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH!
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 12h
Time to take a COVID test. Fuuuuuuck.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
remycoded 8h

Why does every medicine commercial involve people kayaking? I’ve never been prescribed anything and immediately thought “finally, the river.”
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Even though I have been a registered voter for YEARS, I just received an APPLICATION in the mail. This gives the IMPRESSION that I have to reapply, but I just checked, and I am CURRENT. CHECK YOUR VOTER STATUS, BITCHES. DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. www.nass.org/can-I-vote
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Welcome To Can I VoteNeed help with voting? You've come to the right place. This nonpartisan website was created by state election officials to help eligible voters figure out how and where to go vote...
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Solid. Fucking. Gold.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you haven’t read the dedication of Gloria Steinem’s autobiography My Life on the Road, it is really worth taking a second today.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my mantra for life rn
i think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Working my way through Dean Koontz' catalog. Stephen King has always been my favorite author, but Koontz' use of metaphor is *breath-taking*.
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh, damn - didn't see THAT coming... #TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't believe Iggy Pop has an actual spine. Just ligaments. #TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Samuel L. Jackson off-duty. #TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Something something conspicuous consumption... #TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wow - Peggy meets Elvira! #TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He's not wrong about the Aryan Nations in the hole. "Fresh Fiiiish!" #TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is he getting a quarter for every time he says fuck? #TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Ear plugs in the workplace." #TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait - so she goes from short, bald hick to tall, ashen-faced prick? #TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dinner and a show for the homeless...? #TalesFromTheCrypt #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'd push him off the balcony just to shut him up. #TalesThursday #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No, I couldn't POSSIBLY... ::snort:: #TalesThursday #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
God, they're BOTH sluts. #TalesThursday #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Parrots live forever. Don't get one without writing it into your will for a relative you hate. #TalesThursday #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh, 80s shoulder pads. #TalesThursday #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've never actually heard ice cream go "SPLORK". #TalesThursday #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Back when smoking on TV was still cool. #TalesThursday #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Photographer keeps reminding me of Daniel is SG-1. #TalesThursday #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wear that kind of coat to identify yourself as a shooter. #TalesThursday #FrightClub
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did we already start? I didn't see a Go #TalesThursday #FrightClub
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Kaya Skovdatter 🏳️‍⚧️ (She/They) @gothgreenwitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*emerges from a pile of moss and books, blinking up at the sun* Day 3 of September, $600 in rent arrears, and while I'm too exhausted to panic properly, I need to get this fixed asap. Taking any size gig (fic, non-fic, academic, TTRPG, whatever). Rates, etc. at the link: mathesonfreelancing.com
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Matheson Freelancing
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CHECK YOUR VOTING STATUS ***AND*** YOUR POLLING PLACE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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I Am Laurie W @iamlauriew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You go, girl! Fuckthem! VoteBlue! For everyone to check: www.vote.org/am-i-registe...
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WHEREVER YOU ARE CHECK YOUR FUCKING VOTING STATUS RIGHT GODDAMN NOW
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I [don't] love that this is one of the things that Bluesky gets mocked for CONSTANTLY - that we have no tolerance for complete assholes and don't give them airspace - like, THAT'S WHY I HANG OUT HERE AND NOT ELON'S NAZI HOLE, THANKS.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of the smartest ideas I've seen in the last few years is instead of trying to find "the Joe Rogan of the left," buy up the news sites of defunct papers and put some money into providing local news coverage in rural areas.
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Shout-out to my neurospicy and invisible handicap peeps. 🧵A Thread🧵
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This just cracks me up because I got into a fight with DDGs AI Assistant over whether JFK shoots himself in Red Dwarf's "Tikka to Ride" episode, & I was RIGHT, but the little fucker just wouldn't admit and tried to battle me down to hair-splittting semantics, at which point I told it to blow itself.
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Call it the MITCH Act. If a U.S. Senator can disappear from the job for months and still collect a full paycheck, working Americans shouldn’t have to choose between getting well, caring for family, and paying the bills. Paid leave for ALL. 🇺🇸 #USDemocracy #RisingBlue
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Cloud Things @cloudthings.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Beast with periwinkle boots
Beast with boots Cloudthing
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Freedom of the Press Foundation @freedom.press · 12/08/2026
Trump’s crooked scheme is particularly outrageous because he uses Truth Social to berate journalists and even to announce his plans to sue them. Then, he makes them wait in line behind paying customers to find out about it unless they’re willing to subsidize the platform he uses to attack them.
“A president selling priority access to news he himself generates for the benefit of a private company he controls is so blatantly corrupt and unconstitutional that it would have been hard to even fathom just a few years ago,” said FPF Chief of Advocacy Seth Stern. “Trump’s crooked scheme is particularly outrageous because, as documented by our Trump Anti-Press Social Media Tracker, he frequently uses his Truth Social account to berate journalists and even to announce his plans to sue them and criminally investigate them. Then, he makes them wait in line behind paying customers to find out about it unless they’re willing to subsidize the platform he uses to attack them. This brazen grift targets not only the markets but the First Amendment. It cannot stand.”
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Karin Schall @karinschall.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And "spend more time with family" is always code for "I done fucked up and am trying to evade the consequences of my actions." politicalwire.com/2026/08/12/k...
Karoline Leavitt to Step Down
August 12, 2026 at 3:52 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard Leave a Comment

“White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, the youngest person to hold the role, will leave the administration at the end of the month,” the Associated Press reports.

President Trump announced the move in a social-media post, saying Leavitt wanted to spend more time with her family.
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm a single woman with cats.
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Y'all. This is the first time we've exhausted 2/3rds of our missile munitions since probably one of the last World Wars. For reals. Now would be the perfect time for China to decide to kick our asses. Just sayin'.
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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Taser gloves. Taser Gloves. TASER MOTHERFUCKING GLOVES
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