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Human who likes stuff. He/him Dog owner. Cat subordnite. Will be found crushed to death under Nintendo games in 2057. No DMs

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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah that was amazing I am Castlevania fan and I loved this I dont wanna wait 2 weeks for this🤣😭
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yes Castlevania Belmonts Curse Demo! Can't wait to play this after work
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was 12 or 13. I said "ah shit" in front of my PE teacher and had to write a punishment essay 15 pages. I wonder how many pages those Cornell university students who drugged and gang raped that woman had to write for their essays www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Ex-Cornell student sues fraternity members and college over alleged gang rape
WARNING - GRAPHIC CONTENT: Civil lawsuit alleges that an hours-long sexual assault inside a fraternity house resulted in no criminal charges as campus police, local bars and Greek organizations face c...
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
35 percent of women and 8 percent of men! This is insane
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good. Reopen and prosecute these scumbags bbc.com/news/article...
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US prosecutors reopen case of alleged gang rape at Cornell University
It comes after the woman filed a civil lawsuit alleging she was drugged and raped at a fraternity house in 2024.
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wouldn't wish your healthcare system on anyone. Good luck to you all.
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No part of this image alludes to nationality and yet... We all know the poster is American. Fuck thats grim
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ghost - I am they fathers spirit, Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night... Trump - FAKE NEWS! Ghost - Please stop interupting me... *Clears throat (Ahem) And for the day confined to fast in fires, til the foul crimes are... Trump - zzzzzz Ghost - ARE YOU FUCKING ASLEEP?!
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bart - "Dad, you killed zombie Flanders..." Homer - "He was a zombie?"
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Simpsons Zombie Flanders
Alt: Simpsons Zombie Flanders
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every single phone os update means I have to go through it and delete/disable the ai bloatware bullshit
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Ron Swanson: Broken Phone
Alt: Ron Swanson: Broken Phone
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tracked down the post and the account and its just some ai booster fan whose sole mission is to preach the gospel of "ai is great actually." All the hits like "Data centres dont use that much water" and "AI art is still art you guys."🙄😑 theonion.com/guy-who-suck...
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Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei...
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I could just get the game and the steelbook... (maybe an artbook) I do not need an amiibo. And yeah 170 USD is batshit crazy. It will be be vanilla for me please and thanks
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hell yeah! Can't believe we are getting more 2D metroid. I honestly thought it would be another decade before we got more
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Samus Aran Performs Fortnite Default Dance
Alt: Samus Aran dancing
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bow before the Queen! I am delighted about Metroid Ravenous.
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Samus Metroid Dancing
Alt: Samus Metroid Dancing
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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love that video game companies keep getting surprised by leaks. My dudes, your entire industry runs on “When the project is finished you’re fired.” What incentive does anyone have to NOT leak your shit? Loyalty only works if it goes both ways.
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bro fuck off this is awful. Borderline irresponsible article. If I was one of the people behind Dawnwalker I'd be outraged at their use of my game for the photo here.
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Also go see the movie its great.
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Acme Vs Coyote Acme Sucks
Alt: Acme Vs Coyote Acme Sucks
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Whoever picked The Clash's cover of "I fought the law" for the closing credits of "Coyote vs Acme," I tip my hat to you.
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Pacha Perfection Meme
Alt: Pacha Perfection Meme
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah thats about right🤣 "Let me share a harmless story about my mom." "ABUSE! GO NO CONTACT!"
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We are having competitions where I work to see who can come up with the best use of AI. Also our mandatory AI training doesn't actually explain how to incorporate AI into our workflows. 😑 Such useless shite
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Fuck Ai Matthew Mercer
Alt: Fuck Ai Matthew Mercer
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Will @backingtrack.gg · 01/09/2026
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Loch Ontario Dia duit ó Éirinn🇮🇪
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jesus, Allah and Buddha Throw it away!
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Hell No Oh Hell No
ALT: Hell No Oh Hell No
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Blocked for being based
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When I was 17 I didnt get a job at a fast food chain because I didnt wear a shirt to the interview.😂 Pretty crazy to think that some rando can get caught and charged for molesting his neighbours daschund and then get a badge and gun at a federal agency! Your country is fucked America
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Follow up question. What type of animals are FBI agents fucking? Are they dogfuckers? Catfuckers? Pigfuckers? Ratfuckers?
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I bought a switch 2 because of the price increase in September. AI bullshit now means there is no guarantee tech will get cheaper in a few years. I was honestly thinking of getting a steam machine at some point. Then the price got announced
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Steve Harvey's Wide-Eyed Reaction
Alt: Wide-Eyed Reaction
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Absolutely hate it on teams too. Some important message pops up in the corner of your screen and its love heart/laughing face time becuase I happened to be working on something else at that exact moment.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Right now Jerry Seinfeld is on a podcast somewhere wheezily whining "you could never make Seinfeld today! we'd be canceled!" all while It's Always Sunny, a show that was and is 10x "edgier" or "un-PC" or whatever you want to say, quietly enters its 21st year on television
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did a job interview recently where they asked if I would be willing to move to America.
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Seth Meyers Laughs and Says No
Alt: Seth Meyers Laughs and Says No
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The 5-second rule does not apply when you have a 2-second dog. ‬
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every publisher is absolutely terrified of the GTA 6 release window so all the games are gonna come out in Aug, Sept & Oct instead😂 Mortal Shell 2 Blood of the Dawnwalker Wolverine Onimusha Silent Hill Townfall Control Resonant Castlevania Belmonts Curse Final Fantasy Resonance
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I am unstoppable
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Kirby's Powerful Inhale
ALT: Kirby's Powerful Inhale
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
5 minutes. 5 minutes for me to even see the word "aunt." I gotta spend less time online😅
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I did take a gummy or 2 to chill out but normally its obvious why people get blocked on these. They are some variation of a racist/sexist/homophobic shitbag or a terminally online annoying dickhead of the "making chilli for your neighbours is ablelist" crowd. This seems kinda harsh.
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This sorta brightened up my day. Who knows maybe we get absolute Wonder woman, Superman and the rest of the absolute universe just like the old DCAU www.cbr.com/dc-confirms-...
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DC Officially Confirms Absolute Batman Series Development And Much More
Absolute Batman is coming to your TV screen.
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nice😁 was delighted to learn that I would not have to drop 10 quid on the upgrade pack for Zelda tears of the kingdom. (Upgrade for BOW & TOK is free is you have the NSO online expansion pack)
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We all are. I had to reread a few times before I saw "child."😑
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Fuck Ai Matthew Mercer
ALT: Fuck Ai Matthew Mercer
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ladies and Gents I leave you all to it. I shall not be searching for the post or googling word "pedophobia." *shudder* I am leaving this dark and haunted path. Have a pleasent evening.
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Burbulas Exit Run in Hallway
ALT: Burbulas Exit Run in Hallway
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Opening blue sky on my lunchbreak continues to be a bad idea
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bought this too😁 And I am resisting buying the blue & green ones also to complete the set
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FF6 needs 4-5 games to be remade, smacks of the Hobbit needs 3 books
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Thee Stallion 🐎 @ughhh-its-joe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
STOP SHOWING ME SPORTS BETTING ADS, I DONT WANT IT!!!
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Typos can be brutal. The replies even more so😂
Screenshot of reddit post

"How to reverse gay hair"The replies to the reddit post

Straighten it.

Once it comes out you really can't do anything but embrace it.

It sounds like its coming out more than its coming in


Do what you want but I think it's better to let your hair out of the closet
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Building a digital only library on ps6 doesnt inspire confidence when there is a new announcement every few weeks that sony is removing games/movies/shows from users collections.
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DJ @deckpunk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yes why trust discs which might only last 20 or so years? We should trust the playstation digital storefront... which is currently down.
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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Historically accurate Odyssey” is giving “women can’t be Ghostbusters”
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