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Death by Proxy 🛸 (God’s swaggiest soldier)

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🪳24 📼 English, innit 🪱 Strange little guy thing who crawled out of a pile of radioactive slop and started making cartoons on the internet 📹 Pfp by AtlasImperiaL 🏚 Proverbs 16:24 🍂 🛰https://deathbyproxy.neocities.org/🛰

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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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Death by Proxy 🛸 (God’s swaggiest soldier) @deathbyproxy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Petted 3 black cats yesterday and then last night I had a bad dream about image.friend
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Speed Covering Mouth
ALT: Speed Covering Mouth
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can you spot the stupid piece of shit?
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1980 Trans Woman: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😫 Modern day vore enthusiast: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😄
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Sef Highwind ΘΔ @sefhighwind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Coworkers put on a YouTube video of Halloween Song, all are covers of popular songs. "Don't Fear the Reaper" comes on, and as I'm listening to it all I'm thinking of is "I wanna listen to Blue Oyster Cult" "We have Blue Oyster Cult at home" *pulls out a CD with the band named "Red Clam Fanatics"*
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The Daily Dalek @thedailydalek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whovian parenting done right . . . and still, no crusts! Wow, you are clever . . .
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CARTOON ABOUT BROS FROM THE 2010s!!!!!!!!!
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Death by Proxy 🛸 (God’s swaggiest soldier) @deathbyproxy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cold Island is his happy place :) #mysingingmonsters #bbliszard #cartoon
Bbli$zard (pronounced Blizzard) is reclined on a therapist’s chair, wearing a straitjacket and bite mask. He has a serene look on his face as the thought bubble indicates he’s imagining himself on Cold Island, surrounded by snowy trees and a rabbit-like critter.
The caption underneath reads:
[THERAPIST] - So, next time you start to feel those urges, or you’re seeing or hearing something that’s upsetting you, I want you to picture that happy place, just think of it and nothing else, until the negative feelings go away, right?
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Death by Proxy 🛸 (God’s swaggiest soldier) @deathbyproxy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The world shivers when a furry has his swag on
Me wearing a pair of African wild dog earsMy shadow where I’m wearing the ears and tailAn African wild dog I saw at the zoo laying downScreenshot of “Me at the zoo” edited to instead be “Me at the True…” with the “True…” meme edited over Jawed’s face
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
asking my homie what he saw at the butt removal hospital that day
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been watching Scott the Woz lately and whenever me and my gfs talk about him. We just call him white boy. I ask if I can put white boy on the tv and Jade says "please do"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resellers..
Comic featuring a puppy named Basil saying; "Now that I'm an adult, I can finally afford the things I could never have in my youth" only to be disappointed in the next panel when he finds out resellers have taken over
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Death by Proxy 🛸 (God’s swaggiest soldier) @deathbyproxy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is this rizz
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cool deer mom introduces kid to the cemetery neighbors.
two goth deer, one young, meeting strange spirit things in a fall cemetery. Ink and watercolor
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Nintendo Gems @nintendogems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Screenshot of paper Mario with text on the screen reading “There’s this one game that just absolutely rules. It’s called “Fire Emblem”…
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Cordelius @cordeiius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fr ? #mlp #ponysona #comic #weed
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AdorkaStock @adorkastock.com · 17/09/2026
My kid and I were in a building recently that they said gave off some "serious Backrooms vibes" so we took some photos for their art reference. Anyway - maybe you can use them too! Not my normal refs but if the kid says this is where it's at then who am I to say otherwise?!
a room, sort of. The walls don't go to the ceiling and there's 5 chairs along one wall and one in a corner opposite them and there's a TV mounted near the ceiling in the corner opposite the lone chair a hallway with an open archway between segments and a bump in area that's all yellow for some reason and there's a fire extinguisher a long dark hall with doors and windows off it and there's a glowing exit sign at the far end a corner around which you can see part of a laundry basket and there's a coat rack with nothing on it and the wall nearest to the camera has some fraying edges of the wallpaper.
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Death by Proxy 🛸 (God’s swaggiest soldier) @deathbyproxy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can’t wait till I can afford my own house so I can be naked all the time
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Death by Proxy 🛸 (God’s swaggiest soldier) @deathbyproxy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RIP Gretel you would’ve loved Hot Topic #furry
Gretel, a teenage anthropomorphic dog, is sitting on a rope swing attached to a tree. There is a church with a graveyard in the distance. There text reads: “When I grow up, I want to be a missing person”
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everyone in your scene is a dork. im a dork. were all just nerds and thats beautiful
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 13/09/2026
Grim
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 09.13.46
P1- NANCY HAS HER COAT OUT OF THE CLOSET 
NANCY: I THINK ILL GIVE MY FALL
COAT AN AIRING
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NANCY: OH --- I JUST REMEMBERED- -
OUR CLOTHESLINE IS BROKEN 
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NANCY:I’VE GOT TO HANG IT SOMEPLACE 
P4- NANCY IS LOOKING UP 
P5- NANCY HAS HANGED HER COAT ON THE TOP LINE OF THE COMIC STRIP PANEL WITH TWO CLOTHES PIN , SHE IS WALKING AWAY FROM THE COAT SMILING AT US THE READERS
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Death by Proxy 🛸 (God’s swaggiest soldier) @deathbyproxy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Been watching Blameitonjorge for over a decade and this whole time I thought he was from Mexico tf you mean he’s Californian???
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
poison themed woman in hero shooter wins round, poses in her skin tight latex outfit, ass cheeks fisheyed to eclipse the entire frame. she speaks: “hmmph.. don’t get hit by My abilities or a Green Icon will appear”
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 13/09/2026
somebody help!
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this might unintentionally be the funniest thing he's done in years
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Artist - Shou Xin
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
visual illustration that most likely uses 3d graphic making to show a soul leaving the human body with the text: "the hippocratic oath leaving doctor's bodies as soon as they have a fat patient"
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to convince my boss to let me use a Slayyyter song to promote a sporting event
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Death by Proxy 🛸 (God’s swaggiest soldier) @deathbyproxy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When that Polish mountain dew hits
Fry from Futarama edited to be Omega Flowery from Deltarune. This represents how it feels to drink expired Polish Mountain Dew at 12:40 at night
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suffering does not necessarily make your art better, but as long as you're suffering, you may as well get some art out of it.
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horse c. @horseonvhs.com · 11/09/2026
summer (autumn)
brush pen drawing of Summer from Nothing Doing walking in the woods wearing a loose sweater and long skirt
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Rook @rookiebalboa.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
incredible video please watch the 2nd half
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⋆˖⁺‧₊⛧𝕻𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖗⛧₊‧⁺˖⋆ @petracore1347.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about American McGee's Alice again
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Heavenly Twins. 💕 Postcard from my collection, no date.
Grainy black and white photo of two adorable longhaired kittens sitting together, one tabby and one black or tortie. Text below them reads “The heavenly twins”.
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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evelyn(COMMS OPEN! 0/2)🔞 @eviex01.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's nobody here.
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
bunsen is a beast sucks but I like this character's design
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
asking the doctor how many years its been since Ted Cruz liked incest porn in 9/11
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Daily Toby Trivia (Chapter 6 2027) @dailytobytrivia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When buying the Rhapsotea in the 2nd sanctuary, normally you will pay 100D$ despite it only being 99, however if you have exactly 99D$ you will only pay that, and get a unique interaction.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
slavery posting on tumblr: "I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY!"

drcyan then reblogs the post with an image of mr krabs really not caring about squidward going crazy after running past him at a hospital
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
its so funny how little trump cared about charlie kirk dying
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fry being retextured to look like flowery
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭
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🔞 human of unpeeled variety @unpeeledhuman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
#art #comic for the record these shoes are gas. but my coworkers were making fun of them and i got this image in my head
a child cries to his teacher, "MR. TEACHERRRR"
the teacher asks the child, "woah, what's wrong tobibas?"
the child says, "martin keeps saying my shoes suck ass"
the comic shows a close-up of blocky-themed sketchers shoes with red, orange, and black coloring
the teacher looks solemnly at the shoes. as he also believes they suck ass
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