Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m obsessed with Sam Adam’s “Jack O” beer! It’s a delicious pumpkin flavor if you like that 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Never thought this would happen to me, but I just had a “Oh shit, my tea!” moment 010
Reposted by DevonThe Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 08/09/2026Hey my fellow old people, remember these? I know you can still get them and I reckon I need to go buy some, the nostalgia is overwhelming. I even remember how that soft material felt. I loved my little Spitfire. 3334530
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That doesn’t even look like it would taste good. I’d 100000% take an uneven piece of toast over something that’s “perfect” shaped and toasted 111
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Remembering the time I got these Harris Teeter cinnamon rolls and the icing was just perfect 🤤 110
Reposted by DevonLaura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I found this sign in the wild and it gave me immense joy. I hope you all have a rice day! 011
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Exactly! My coworker starts his hour lunch at 3, and we leave for the day at 5:30! It definitely makes the afternoon go by faster 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Why do you take your lunch break so late?” Because I’d rather just be hungry all morning than be hungry all morning AND all afternoon 110
Reposted by DevonThe Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 15/07/2026Via medievalistmatt www.facebook.com/permalink.ph... 721723
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I keep running out of the spray and having to use it sparingly until the next prescription I ordered finally comes in (it’s been like a month and a half and I can only get refills for a month and I ordered this one 3 weeks early as it is) 000
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I got prescribed a nasal spray that works so well but it keeps getting delayed because they keep running out and the supply hasn’t been fast enough to keep up. 100
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/06/2026So far I’m 4 years into allergy shots and I’m still having annoying symptoms (runny nose, sneezing, etc) when I’m not on allergy meds to about the level it was before I started the shots. I’m not having high hope for the outcome of finishing the shots. I’ll stick with it but this is disheartening. 100
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I was sitting in the chair in the room waiting for the doctor when my Ivey climbed up on the chair and hid behind me. Then the doctor came in and was looking around the room like “Um, where’s Ivey?” 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It really is troublesome! I wear mine like that sometimes because it’s the only way I can wear hats I own that I like but are too big because I have a small head. I have to be in the right mood for it because of the annoyances 😅 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Wearing a backwards hat is all fun and games until you have to put on a jacket or look up 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/05/2026If my phone corrects the word “with” to “either way” (because I accidentally hit the e instead of the w) one more fucking time I’m going back to a fucking flip phone 000
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I just want to sip my water and not be perceived 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 12/05/2026After using plastic Nalgenes for a while, I just switched back to a metal water bottle. Holy hell, I forgot how embarrassing these things are! Trying to discretely maneuver it or drink out of it in my quiet office and all it does is “CLONG CLONG CLONG” 210
Reposted by DevonOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 08/05/2026WEAR YOUR FAVORITE SHINY THING. 0277
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I had the idea to make this playlist but it seems someone already beat me to it 😂 000
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I met a friend once a decade ago at Community College because we were both wearing Arkona shirts. What are the odds??? 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It really is so difficult to find metal heads at all, and then have them also be into the same subgenres as you are. 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 08/04/2026We as a species can’t even drive on the ground. So no, we are never getting flying cars. And it better fucking stay that way 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Now I understand more how my cats feel at 3pm 🤣 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I got a couple bites in this morning but it’s not enough to hold me over for the time frame that I would like it to. I do have a mid morning snack and then my lunch break, which I usually end up taking later but will probably take earlier than usual 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Forgot to grab my breakfast otw out the door this morning, I make oatmeal at home and then eat it at my desk after making the 45 minute drive to get to work. I forget one thing and my entire day is thrown off. I’m so tired (and now hungry). 100
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/03/2026In the bathroom at work washing my hands, a coworker enters the room so I have to pretend I wasn’t just talking to myself in the mirror 1471
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Do you ever think random things like “Princess Diana never got to see any of the Lord of the Rings films” 000
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Why is it always “dwarven ruins” and never “dwarves prospering in their ancient halls of stone” 011
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Thanks! I’ll be happy to get my car back, I just want this to be over with 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Got in a fender bender recently that was NOT my fault. Just got my car dropped off for repair and picked up my rental. The rental car is the same type of car the other driver who hit me had. Anyway, am now trying to find where in this thing indicates that stop signs are only there for decoration 2100
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Does it hurt, knowing that you used to be a high-fiver? 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 18/02/2026My girlfriend and I made the mistake of eating in a cookout dining room once, nothing but loud xstian music playing in there. We’re sticking with the drive thru 😂 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Idk how they do it, but I would get so much more sleep if I could be like that. Unfortunately it’s not in the cards for me, the idea of leaving for the day with almost none of that done would be disastrous. 010