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Devon

@deathbeforethemast.bsky.social
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Reading, metal, cats, gaming, and trying to figure out this life thing. The spirit of a dwarf stuck in the body of a hobbit.

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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Never thought this would happen to me, but I just had a “Oh shit, my tea!” moment
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 08/09/2026
Hey my fellow old people, remember these? I know you can still get them and I reckon I need to go buy some, the nostalgia is overwhelming. I even remember how that soft material felt. I loved my little Spitfire.
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Remembering the time I got these Harris Teeter cinnamon rolls and the icing was just perfect 🤤
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Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I found this sign in the wild and it gave me immense joy. I hope you all have a rice day!
Restaurant sign for Miso Teriyaki House with have a rice day on it
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Why do you take your lunch break so late?” Because I’d rather just be hungry all morning than be hungry all morning AND all afternoon
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 15/07/2026
Via medievalistmatt www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So far I’m 4 years into allergy shots and I’m still having annoying symptoms (runny nose, sneezing, etc) when I’m not on allergy meds to about the level it was before I started the shots. I’m not having high hope for the outcome of finishing the shots. I’ll stick with it but this is disheartening.
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wearing a backwards hat is all fun and games until you have to put on a jacket or look up
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If my phone corrects the word “with” to “either way” (because I accidentally hit the e instead of the w) one more fucking time I’m going back to a fucking flip phone
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
After using plastic Nalgenes for a while, I just switched back to a metal water bottle. Holy hell, I forgot how embarrassing these things are! Trying to discretely maneuver it or drink out of it in my quiet office and all it does is “CLONG CLONG CLONG”
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
WEAR YOUR FAVORITE SHINY THING.
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I had the idea to make this playlist but it seems someone already beat me to it 😂
Image of Spotify playlist called “All 89 of Barrett’s Privateers” with songs consisting only of covers of Barrett’s Privateers
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We as a species can’t even drive on the ground. So no, we are never getting flying cars. And it better fucking stay that way
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Forgot to grab my breakfast otw out the door this morning, I make oatmeal at home and then eat it at my desk after making the 45 minute drive to get to work. I forget one thing and my entire day is thrown off. I’m so tired (and now hungry).
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
In the bathroom at work washing my hands, a coworker enters the room so I have to pretend I wasn’t just talking to myself in the mirror
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Do you ever think random things like “Princess Diana never got to see any of the Lord of the Rings films”
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Why is it always “dwarven ruins” and never “dwarves prospering in their ancient halls of stone”
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Got in a fender bender recently that was NOT my fault. Just got my car dropped off for repair and picked up my rental. The rental car is the same type of car the other driver who hit me had. Anyway, am now trying to find where in this thing indicates that stop signs are only there for decoration
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Does it hurt, knowing that you used to be a high-fiver?
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My life would be so much better if I was one of those people who can just roll out of bed and then immediately leave for the day. No, I need at least an hour and a half to make breakfast, coffee, get dressed, brush teeth, wash face, etc. I’m so tired
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Decided to go to the gym during Super Bowl and it was so dead, it was nice! 😅
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Been obsessed with making over-hard eggs lately, my first two attempts so far
Eggs cooking in a panEggs cooking in a panCooked eggs on a plate
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’m not one to replay video games, however there are two exceptions (so far) for me. I’ve been coming across Skyrim clips more and more recently and am getting the itch to play it YET AGAIN. The other exception is LOTRO, maybe when I get my computer set up from moving I’ll get back on it too.
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I had a very vivid dream last night that my twin sister died, it felt so real that it shook me to my core and I can’t stop thinking about it 😭
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The decision to start taking a morning walk before going to work to sit down at a desk all day have improved my life
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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a green frog wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt is making a face .
ALT: a green frog wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt is making a face .
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Very fancy potato bear postcard from my collection, unsent and date unknown.
Black and white studio photo of a longhaired white cat sitting up on a small table draped with brocade fabric. The cat has a very large ruffly bow made of dark fabric attached to the right side of its collar.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Maybe I’m an old lady now but I’m finding it slightly annoying that the neighbors next to me keep dripping koolaid on the stairs down from our floor
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Of course 10,000 ginger snaps is an appropriate snack
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
PUT AWAY YOUR PICKAXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I don’t consider myself a “sports person”, but recently I discovered rugby, and I have to say I’m really enjoying it and feel like I’ve been missing out. I’ve been using a lot of my spare time watching matches and trying to learn everything I can about the sport. It’s so fun to watch!
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
So delicious, may be one of the best teas I’ve ever had
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
BATTLE AWAITS. DO YOUR STRETCHES.
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Why don’t more jackets have inside pockets? They’re convenient af and look cool as hell.
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Got my Perky a surgical recovery suit, it took some getting used to but she likes it way better than the cone of shame
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I wish more game soundtracks came out with extended flowing tracks of the ambient music. Instead we get 4 of the best songs you’ve ever heard and 13 different iterations of battle music
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Since its Saturday, I planned to sleep in this morning. Unfortunately, the spot that I sleep in is also the same as Perky’s “daytime sleep spot” so she kept coming up and walking around me and waking me up so I can get up and move for her 😭
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
As if this year hasn’t done enough to me already, I just got a jury duty summons in the mail for a week after my grandpa’s funeral.
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Just found out there’s a Redwall cookbook 👀
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Eyeing that current KCD2 sale on Steam 👀
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
What ever happened to having the resolution of the conflicts in a TV show episode happen at the end of the episode instead of the beginning of the next? Or have the resolution of a season-long conflict happen at the end of the season instead of the beginning of the next?
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I’m more excited for the upcoming Netflix adaptation of Pride & Prejudice after seeing that they have Fiona Shaw playing Lady Catherine de Bourgh
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Fine. FINE. I’ll get the Merlin app
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Some people confuse common sense with “things I know”
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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