Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Never thought this would happen to me, but I just had a “Oh shit, my tea!” moment 010
Reposted by DevonThe Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 08/09/2026Hey my fellow old people, remember these? I know you can still get them and I reckon I need to go buy some, the nostalgia is overwhelming. I even remember how that soft material felt. I loved my little Spitfire. 3334530
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Remembering the time I got these Harris Teeter cinnamon rolls and the icing was just perfect 🤤 110
Reposted by DevonLaura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I found this sign in the wild and it gave me immense joy. I hope you all have a rice day! 011
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Why do you take your lunch break so late?” Because I’d rather just be hungry all morning than be hungry all morning AND all afternoon 110
Reposted by DevonThe Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 15/07/2026Via medievalistmatt www.facebook.com/permalink.ph... 721723
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/06/2026So far I’m 4 years into allergy shots and I’m still having annoying symptoms (runny nose, sneezing, etc) when I’m not on allergy meds to about the level it was before I started the shots. I’m not having high hope for the outcome of finishing the shots. I’ll stick with it but this is disheartening. 100
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Wearing a backwards hat is all fun and games until you have to put on a jacket or look up 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/05/2026If my phone corrects the word “with” to “either way” (because I accidentally hit the e instead of the w) one more fucking time I’m going back to a fucking flip phone 000
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 12/05/2026After using plastic Nalgenes for a while, I just switched back to a metal water bottle. Holy hell, I forgot how embarrassing these things are! Trying to discretely maneuver it or drink out of it in my quiet office and all it does is “CLONG CLONG CLONG” 210
Reposted by DevonOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 08/05/2026WEAR YOUR FAVORITE SHINY THING. 0277
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I had the idea to make this playlist but it seems someone already beat me to it 😂 000
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 08/04/2026We as a species can’t even drive on the ground. So no, we are never getting flying cars. And it better fucking stay that way 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Forgot to grab my breakfast otw out the door this morning, I make oatmeal at home and then eat it at my desk after making the 45 minute drive to get to work. I forget one thing and my entire day is thrown off. I’m so tired (and now hungry). 100
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/03/2026In the bathroom at work washing my hands, a coworker enters the room so I have to pretend I wasn’t just talking to myself in the mirror 1471
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Do you ever think random things like “Princess Diana never got to see any of the Lord of the Rings films” 000
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Why is it always “dwarven ruins” and never “dwarves prospering in their ancient halls of stone” 011
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Got in a fender bender recently that was NOT my fault. Just got my car dropped off for repair and picked up my rental. The rental car is the same type of car the other driver who hit me had. Anyway, am now trying to find where in this thing indicates that stop signs are only there for decoration 2100
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Does it hurt, knowing that you used to be a high-fiver? 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 14/02/2026My life would be so much better if I was one of those people who can just roll out of bed and then immediately leave for the day. No, I need at least an hour and a half to make breakfast, coffee, get dressed, brush teeth, wash face, etc. I’m so tired 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Decided to go to the gym during Super Bowl and it was so dead, it was nice! 😅 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Been obsessed with making over-hard eggs lately, my first two attempts so far 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I’m not one to replay video games, however there are two exceptions (so far) for me. I’ve been coming across Skyrim clips more and more recently and am getting the itch to play it YET AGAIN. The other exception is LOTRO, maybe when I get my computer set up from moving I’ll get back on it too. 000
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I had a very vivid dream last night that my twin sister died, it felt so real that it shook me to my core and I can’t stop thinking about it 😭 100
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 14/01/2026The decision to start taking a morning walk before going to work to sit down at a desk all day have improved my life 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Wordle 1,658 X/6* 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛media.tenor.coma green frog wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt is making a face .ALT: a green frog wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt is making a face . 140
Reposted by DevonCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Very fancy potato bear postcard from my collection, unsent and date unknown. 172349278
Reposted by DevonOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 22/12/2025YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE. 0287
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Maybe I’m an old lady now but I’m finding it slightly annoying that the neighbors next to me keep dripping koolaid on the stairs down from our floor 110
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Of course 10,000 ginger snaps is an appropriate snack 010
Reposted by DevonOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 18/12/2025PUT AWAY YOUR PICKAXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN. 0319
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I don’t consider myself a “sports person”, but recently I discovered rugby, and I have to say I’m really enjoying it and feel like I’ve been missing out. I’ve been using a lot of my spare time watching matches and trying to learn everything I can about the sport. It’s so fun to watch! 210
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 23/11/2025So delicious, may be one of the best teas I’ve ever had 120
Reposted by DevonOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 16/11/2025BATTLE AWAITS. DO YOUR STRETCHES. 12511
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Why don’t more jackets have inside pockets? They’re convenient af and look cool as hell. 000
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Got my Perky a surgical recovery suit, it took some getting used to but she likes it way better than the cone of shame 020
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I wish more game soundtracks came out with extended flowing tracks of the ambient music. Instead we get 4 of the best songs you’ve ever heard and 13 different iterations of battle music 020
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Since its Saturday, I planned to sleep in this morning. Unfortunately, the spot that I sleep in is also the same as Perky’s “daytime sleep spot” so she kept coming up and walking around me and waking me up so I can get up and move for her 😭 220
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 16/09/2025As if this year hasn’t done enough to me already, I just got a jury duty summons in the mail for a week after my grandpa’s funeral. 100
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 02/09/2025What ever happened to having the resolution of the conflicts in a TV show episode happen at the end of the episode instead of the beginning of the next? Or have the resolution of a season-long conflict happen at the end of the season instead of the beginning of the next? 210
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I’m more excited for the upcoming Netflix adaptation of Pride & Prejudice after seeing that they have Fiona Shaw playing Lady Catherine de Bourgh 000
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Some people confuse common sense with “things I know” 010
Devon @deathbeforethemast.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Wordle 1,485 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 010