Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I got this thinking it might be awful and taste like a candle, but wow, it's actually really, really good! I am incredibly biased, though, as I love pumpkin spice. 110
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Got the first edits for my story being published in November! It's so amazing to read my editor's thoughts and yeah, I did use that word a lot, huh? 010
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I finally got around to this year's Halloween mantel! 011
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A short story of mine has been accepted by a publisher and should be out in a few months!!! This is my first piece of writing being published, and it feels so good to be validated for my weird ass stories, haha! 020
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ah yes, as expected, Marcus Aurelius' Meditations is being sold at Five Below. 010
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My parsley plant has been overtaken by swallowtail butterfly caterpillars. I'm happy to help these little guys, so the plant is all theirs now! 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Went shopping hungry and ended up with a cart full of things a toddler would buy. Creamsicle flavored applesauce? Sure, put her in there. A single eggroll? Why not. Ube cheesecake? Obvious yes but less toddler coded. 111
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026New singles today from Beast in Black AND Orbit Culture?! I've been blessed! Great start to the day so far. I hope you all have a great day as well! 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm not a big soda drinker, but I swear that I had a spiritual experience drinking this. 210
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My new rule is that if you can't take the time to find a picture of a piece of toast and instead use an AI generated image, I'm not going to take the time to listen to your presentation. 101
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My in-laws are growing calabash or bottle gourds. They grow big, but I've never seen one so big before! Hand for scale 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I highly recommend this bergamot drink I found at Lidl alongside another oddity of marshmallow treat flavored microwave popcorn which is actually pretty good 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Our new hire was born in 2003. You can find me crying in a corner, feeling ancient. 010
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Build-a-Bear has a Fresno Nightcrawler plushie?! Take all my money! 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Raising my fuzzy son right. He's actively watching Helloween perform at Summer Breeze with me 010
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Love the Summer Breeze live stream on YouTube. I desperately need to make my classes that go live on Monday, but for now, I'm enjoying watching Orbit Culture. Such a good band! Also living vicariously through the people in the pit while I'm sitting comfortably at home, haha! 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Catching local metal bands at a coffee shop on a Thursday night, as one does. Oddly good acoustics for a little coffee shop in a strip mall! May you all have an equally magical end to your week! 110
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We're taking bets in my arts and sciences department on which instructor will be the first to be arrested over the new "anti-DEI" policies in place in higher education. We in the humanities are all not having this at all. 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Enjoying my last few days of summer before the semester starts by fermenting some of my insanely large pepperoncini harvest into hot sauce. 110
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Happy International Cat Day! This is Woo who came into our lives through the cat distribution system. He was found in the woods in early January at my coworkers house. He had parasites and was malnourished, but he turned into a healthy, playful, and loving boy. 041
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This little black snake has been living on my screened in porch. I don't mind him at all, but I don't want the cat to find him. We removed him a few days ago only to find him in the exact same spot this morning. He's a stubborn little guy! 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Today, August 4th, 2026, is the day Ray Bradbury's story "There Will Come Soft Rains" is set, and it happens to be raining where I am. Such an impactful short story and pretty quick, so give it a read to experience post-apocalyptic today! short-stories.co/@raybradbury...short-stories.coThere Will Come Soft Rains by Ray BradburyThe voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and… 001
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I caught the biggest yawn on camera (though all his yawns are big yawns, as it should be) 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I found this sign in the wild and it gave me immense joy. I hope you all have a rice day! 011
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Got car sick for the first time in my life but recovered quickly. Probably due to staring out at the lake hugging the road for like two straight hours but it was so prettyyyy! 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I'm going through old conference notes to use for the new semester and found one that just says "I'm a sleepy sheep." I haven't the slightest clue what the context of that one was, but yes, I am indeed a sleepy sheep! 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I made the most perfect muffins! The trick to get the top to rise is to place them in a hot oven for about 5 minutes and then turn the heat down to finish the cooking process. 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Woo's advice of the day: sleep with one claw open 110
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Do I need more dish towels? Absolutely not. But did I need one with pizza making cats on it? Absolutely yes! 020
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Saw a local metal band at an open mic night and am delighted to say that a child was rocking out to their cover of Acid Bath. Truly a joy to behold. 121
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My book got rejected by a publisher in record time: 4 hours between my query email and their rejection email. Amazing. 010
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Me: Eww, it's almost 100 degrees outside today and feels like up to 112. My cat: Aw yes 020
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My college just turned off our AI detection tool without informing us. I know the tool can be wrong, but it's been a very good starting place to have a conversation with students about the possibility of them having used AI. Gear up for all the in class writing! 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Obligatory Katatonia post as it's the month of July. I have such good memories of listening to The Great Cold Distance in high school and try not to think that it was released 20 years ago. youtu.be/gLEogbdozHc?...youtu.beKatatonia - JulyYouTube video by Katatonia 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Woo keeps moving during his nap to get comfier, and this ended up being his final nap form. 110
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Cleaned out my closet so Woo got to explore the top for the first time. I think he's excited, but he also looks like he's having an existential crisis. 041
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Rescued this little praying mantis this morning so my cat didn't eat him. He's safe in my garden now! I love how praying mantises look right at you and seem to have a good deal of intelligence. They're like little aliens! 110
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Woo is getting a check up at the vet and isn't so sure about it. He's been a very good boy though! 240
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I'm having a nostalgic day today :) Picked up this issue of Metal Hammer that made me feel old, came home to listen to HIM, and wear my HIM hoodie that's so old it has a tribal design on it. 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Nietzsche has been moved to the horror section at my local Barnes and Noble. 020
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I think that I'm the only person that's ever gotten a head injury while picking blackberries (aside from maybe a medieval peasant). I bonked my head hard on my low hanging porch and opened up a little wound that bled mightily. No stitches needed, but it suckssss. 221
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Went to an awesome open mic night that had the following acts in this order: 1. Teenagers covering Ghost 2. An older lady covering Michael Jackson and Foo Fighters 3. Elderly gentlemen covering oldies and bluegrass 4. Sludge metal band (who I was there to see) Eclectic to say the least! 010
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I'm writing and see a little paw emerge from the side of my laptop. I look over to see this sleepy face with it. The benefits of working from home with a cat! 130
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Something I never expected as a professor was to be a guiding light for young metalheads. I'm seeing one of them play with his metal band tomorrow night! He said he was sheltered a lot growing up, so I'm catching him up on metal essentials and bands with great vocalists since he's one. 010
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Visited many used bookstores and antiques store this week. Ended up with a pretty good haul! Demon Copperhead was only $3, and I couldn't pass up a pretty version of Leaves of Grass! #bookhaul 041
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I went to a used bookstore with over 40,000 books but struggled to find ones that piqued my interest. I bought this gem just for the cover because the 84 year old owner was really sweet, and I felt that I had to buy something. Maybe it'll turn out to be great! 100
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I got to see this cute little snail out in the wild! I also saw a chipmunk, but he was too busy jumping around to be photographed. 000
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026@deathbeforethemast.bsky.social I found this book at a used bookstore and checked for Turisas just for giggles. Look who's in there! 110
Laura @lauraipsumwrites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Had a wonderful breakfast table buffet that has chai syrup and coffee butter that I'll forever be dreaming of 010