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Loren Galloway Bowans

@dearloren.bsky.social
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Gulf Coastal elitist 📍 Home with the armadillo 🔗 bit.ly/4qnQO7M

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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 18h
Atlanta may end up winning the game, but goddamn did New Orleans win halftime
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 18h
Briefly thought that was Pat McAfee singing, sorry to this man
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 18h
Why is Eric Church involved in this lol
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every sports person I follow was outraged about Arch Manning laughing at a fake video of a powerful white woman being slapped. Still haven't really heard anything from that set about Al Michaels saying that "winning is the best deodorant" for Deshaun Watson committing multiple sexual assaults.
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
JJ Watt saying "Spags" over and over gives me the ick
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know that mining is still a job that exists, but "Facebook saved me from the mines" has to be an all-time dumb commercial
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not a Texans fan, but I do need them to start winning because I don't want DeMeco to get fired. It's a point of pride for me that my hometown team has the NFL's hottest head coach.
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Our friend is a Giants fan and took his son to this game for his 7th birthday. It was his kid's first ever NFL game. Gonna be pretty friggin' memorable.
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aaaand back to the defense not being able to get a stop
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sublime
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please, for the love of God, run the ball
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN KEON
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
some guys should just not try to hurdle
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dion wtf
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"When missing posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down" just sounds like Ken Paxton is trying to prevent children from being found by tearing down missing posters
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can we start playing defense yet or
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rooting for the Texans today, so they will of course be losing this game. Apologies in advance.
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We have not discussed this enough
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CC watching the game from the hospital with the kids 🥹
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me when the Pope is rooting for the White Sox
Tweet from "Spectro" that says, "Pope, would you please shut the fuck up"
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2026 Michigan Humiliation Tour
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chanting "who hates Iowa, we hate Iowa" when you're playing Michigan is absolute loser shit
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't understand how people can not like Caitlin. She's such a genuine, good person.
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truly incredible how much more tolerable Pat McAfee is when he's just talking about actual football
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gloria's Letterboxd review of Primetime, which reads:

"I didnt know that happened. Thx for telling your story albeit a little e disorienting

Gloria"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to the Astros game, reminding myself that I don't have to take this kind of abuse
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One advantage I do think Talarico has over Beto is that he doesn't strike me as a someone who has ever even touched a skateboard
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyway, go Coogs
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mildly interesting that it's KLA and OCA but then TCFA. Wonder if TSCRA will say anything.
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@tracesoftexas.bsky.social I was in a used bookstore in Pennsylvania last week, and I happened upon this 1975 exhibit guide from the Beaumont Art Museum (now called the Art Museum of Southeast Texas). Thought I'd pass it along!
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are we experiencing some sort of mass psychosis that only affects quarterbacks
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is JJ Watt screaming
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Astros finish the season .500 overall, .500 against the AL West, and .500 against the rest of the major leagues.
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Screenshot of final AL West standings, where the Astros won the division with an 81-81 record and everyone else finished under .500
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My husband asked me earlier who ended up winning the AL West 🙃
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BALL FUCKING SECURITY OH MY GOD
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not like this, Bills. Not like this.
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nickel City unis are cursed, burn them
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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw somebody say they were sad that Texas' rivals were bad this year because they'd rather beat them at their best and buddy fuck you, make them awful until the heat death of the universe, I do not care how that impacts strength of schedule or whatever, 0-12 for both until the end of time ayfkm
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Y'all think the Life Surge thing is gonna hurt Tebow's chances in the competition to sell the most Nissans?
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't explain it, but Ben Affleck leaning into the sad loser thing kind of does it for me
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Iowa is 4-0. Do you where your children are?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Hawkeye Football V @HawkeyeFootball
NO EXTRA TIME NECESSARY
6:03 PM • 9/26/26 • 1.6K Views
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANN ARBOR IS A WHORE
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is what the big ten is now
Kirk Ferentz and Curt Cignetti's heads badly photoshopped onto Robert Duvall and Garth Brooks sitting behind game show style podiums in the classic SNL skit Who's More Grizzled
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arch has Peyton’s arm and Eli’s brain
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Simmons acting shocked at getting a flag for pretending to piss on someone is peak Texas football
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Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KIRK SHUT THE FUCK UP
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