deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 21/08/2025New bird at the feeder. I don’t think it’s there for sunflower seeds though. 030
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Dogs were going nuts. I don’t know why. It wants to be like you, guys. 020
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 22/07/2025open.spotify.com/track/6eEYGG...open.spotify.comOrdinary Man (feat. Elton John)Ozzy Osbourne، Elton John · Ordinary Man (feat. Elton John) · Song · 2020 020
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 18/07/2025open.spotify.com/track/5vKPlc...open.spotify.comHoly Smoke (2015 Remaster)Iron Maiden · No Prayer for the Dying (2015 Remaster) · Song · 1990 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 18/07/2025open.spotify.com/track/7qkKJF...open.spotify.comLife EternalGhost · Prequelle · Song · 2018 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Can I park in the handicap spot at the optometrist? I mean, there’s a reason I’m there… 010
Reposted by @deango.bsky.socialRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 16/07/2025One of the coolest things you can be is nice to other people for no reason 1696
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Absolutely love the lightening bug time of year… 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 12/07/2025It’s 1:30 PM July 12th and someone is setting of fireworks. Happy July 12th afternoon, or whatever… 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Goddamn, I’m at that point of life where I’m anticipating a new pair of glasses. 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I swear, it seems like life is trying to kill me… 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Facebook:”Haha, check out this meme from fifteen years ago.” X:”Argue with me, motherfucker!” Bluesky:”Butthole…” 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 06/07/2025“It’s so hot, turn the A/C down more .” That’s not how it works 🤦 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 06/07/2025open.spotify.com/track/2dU4Fe...open.spotify.comAll We AreWarlock · Triumph And Agony · Song · 1987 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Ok, fellow redneck guys, I understand your patriotism and your inability to read or count, but…it’s July 5th. Y’all didn’t know to set your fireworks off yesterday? Today is just,,, the 5th of July. 030
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 06/07/2025My guard dog. Come at me. He’ll put all 8 teeth in ya, Unless he’s scared or cold. 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 06/07/2025open.spotify.com/track/2RaA6k...open.spotify.comBreaking the LawJudas Priest · British Steel · Song · 1980 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Thanks to my dad, I can take a shower in less than 10 minutes. Apparently the Viet Cong could kill me while I was naked and vulnerable in Ohio. 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 04/07/2025open.spotify.com/track/2htmMi...open.spotify.comI Want It All - Remastered 2011Queen · The Miracle (Deluxe Remastered Version) · Song · 1989 000
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I could’ve monetized on this years ago…apple.newsFart Walks Are So Stinkin' Hot Right Now — Here's How To Do It — HuffPostIt's exactly what you think it is, and it's actually recommended by gastroenterologists. 000
Reposted by @deango.bsky.social58george.bsky.social @58george.bsky.social · 03/07/2025A 3,000 bed federal prison was built in the Everglades in 8 days. They could provide housing for the homeless if they wanted to. 32910
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Someone told me a famous actor that played a Native American was, in fact, a Mexican and,…man, do I have news for you. 000
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Stood in the rain for a while, been running away from it for too long. 000
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Maybe we should just let our gods fight each other. They shouldn’t need our help, being all powerful or some bullshit. 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 29/06/2025“Legendary Rock Musician dead at 89, causes unknown “… … … STFU Dumbass, clickbait headlines 000
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Yeah, that pony is cute. There’s no way it fits in someone’s hand. I don’t know why I’m arguing with a real person about a fucking fake horse. If this is the new reality, we’re fucked. 000
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Arizona iced tea is still $.99…unless you buy it at Circle K. Then it’s $1.59. What the fucks up with that? 000
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 26/06/2025I kind of want to see Liver King, Joe Rogan, and salmonella tough it out. 000
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 26/06/2025It’s been too hot to wear glasses. I’ve been free-eyeballing lately. 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Hanging out in the gas station beer cave. I’m not buying anything, it’s just nice in here. 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 24/06/2025When I said I couldn’t wait for warmer weather I meant like, 75 degrees, not whatever this is. 020
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 24/06/2025A side order of cottage cheese…wtf am I supposed to do with that little bit? Is it a condiment now? 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 23/06/2025“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask WTF is your country doing.” 020
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 23/06/2025One time in 1990, I saw a cartoon camel smoking a cigarette and I thought “hell yeah, I wanna be as cool as that cartoon camel”. 010
deango.bsky.social @deango.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Two Amish buggies for sale down the street. Seems like a good deal, but I don’t have a horse or a beard. 010
Reposted by @deango.bsky.social👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 18/06/2025@brucecoffman.bsky.social New song lyrics. I think you may have to go outside and sing it. 141
