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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not suitable for people with a fear of needles.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm not saying that my hearing is deteriorating as the years progress, but today in Sainsbury's, I thought the annoy announcement said, "Good morning, my kingdom for a chimp house".

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He reminds me of a latter years Mark Rocco.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oooh excellent, I'm off to see my mum tomorrow and this is one of my go-to listens for the journey.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well one traditional exercise of rikishi has always been to do the splits with another wrestler pushing your chest and chin down to the floor.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ura was just outstanding on Day 8, dancing along the tawara with incredible grace and balance!

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm watching it now. Sumo Granny is back! No sign of Big Clap. I'm also wondering how much longer we'll be seeing Tobizaru in makuuchi 😢.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hoshoryu was never going to compete, what with his knee surgery and horseshit performance in July. Also absent: Sumo Granny and Tokyo Sleaze. Only Mr Big Clap was representing the Kokugikan regulars.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Definitely not asleep. Totally awake. So very awake.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The first ever Ayass Invitational tournament - Oct 3, #Peacehaven Featuring: * Jordon Breaks * Muscles Mansfield * Big Country Ben McDonald * Jack Moody Plus Tag Team Title match and a Rumble! Tickets from ticketsource.co.uk/premier-promot… #BritishWrestling #PremierPromotions

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Sometimes the answers to our problems is staring us in the face.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is what happens when you sign loads of attacking players and completely fail to invest in improving your Championship quality defence (with the exception of Diop). I've been saying this all summer. Game over after 9 minutes. #itfc

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Apart from Jerry Lawler and Eddie Gilbert about 30 years ago.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

No record deal. No music released. Just a nepo baby whose singing was no better than an average karaoke singer.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

HHH in post-show #WWESummerSlam presser: "Everybody has to earn their spot in the WWE". Meanwhile, #SummerSlam opens with God Bless America being sung by <checks notes> HHH and Stephanie's youngest daughter.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

To be fair, once David Dickinson realised he wasn't cut out to be a backing dancer, he had a pretty successful career.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 28/07/2026

We did it, we finally found the worst headline

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

4 way playoff in Juryo today.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

There was once a 5 way playoff in makuuchi in the 90s.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

My question was what would happen if Kirishima had beaten Aonishiki in the third match. I'm presuming that we would have had another round of three matches.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

THEY CAN'T FORGET THE CEREMONY, THE EVIL SPIRITS MIGHT INVADE THE DOHYO IF THEY DO.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Is anyone else getting the following error message when trying to open this week's Wrestling Observer newsletter? "Request Header Fields Too Large The server refused this request because the request header fields are too large."

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

"What have the BBC ever done for me?" Well it depends if you're a sex offender or not.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

One final World Cup Ayass Stat Alert: Since the start of this century, which is broadly when the two semi-finals started being scheduled on different days, the team that plays the first semi-final has gone onto win the final 80% of the time. #FIFAWorldCup

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I wonder if we may ever win a major tournament in my lifetime. In wrestling terms, we can give the elite level opponents a good, close game and be credible challengers, but we'll never be able to win the big one. Except one brief occasion, when we win it in front of our own fans. We are Sami Zayn.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

<<< * The team who have had the most penalties awarded to them in this World Cup are Argentina, although they've only scored one of them. They have yet to have a single penalty or red card given against them in six matches. (3/3)

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

<<< * The referee, Ismail Elfath, appointed to the match is American and referees club games in the MLS in America. Lionel Messi's club side, Inter Miami, have a 100% perfect winning record in matches Elfath has officiated. (2/3) >>>

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Some stats ahead of tonight's semi-final. Conclusion: the referee might as well as be wearing blue and white stripes. * Out of the 48 teams in this year's World Cup, only one team has not yet had a single VAR decision go against them. That team is Argentina. (1/3) >>>

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I'm more concerned that he's been ill and he's wearing white shorts.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It would appear that the only thing the BBC are good at keeping quiet about are sex offenders on their payroll.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Stats ahead of #MEXENG: * England now have an all-time (since 66) win rate of 63% when live & exclusive on BBC1 compared to ITV. * It's 67% BBC v 31% ITV in the 21st century. * In just KO games, it's 67% BBC v 29% ITV * Or 75% BBC v 40% ITV in 21st century #CurseofITV #WorldCup

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Every UK based wrestling fan is wondering why everyone is making such a fuss about an event starting at 1am. Welcome to our world #MEXENG #WorldCup

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I'm at my mum's today. I don't think I've watched an England World Cup game here since 1998.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Harry's ready for Doctor Congo tonight. #England #worldcup ##fifaworldcup2026

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Fun fact courtesy of Paul Sinha of Chase fame: not one single animal or one single fruit mentioned in the Um Bongo advert is native to the Congo.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

So it's England v DR Congo in the next round of the World Cup. If I don't see a ton of adverts for Um Bongo in the coming week, someone in that company's marketing department has failed badly.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Did they ever manage to throw their granny from the bus?

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Yeah but poor Keith's dead now.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Incredible. I've checked this and it is genuine. Unbelievable irony but it'll go way over the head of most Reform thickies.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Cats follow their owners into the toilet to protect them, because cats are at their most vulnerable from predators when they're going to the toilet themselves. So they assume that humans have the same predicament.

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