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Dean Ayass

@deanayass.bsky.social
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British wrestling commentator & manager since 1993. The Twisted Genius and #itfc fan. Originator of the #CurseofITV stats. Based in Shoreham-by-Sea.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not saying that my hearing is deteriorating as the years progress, but today in Sainsbury's, I thought the annoy announcement said, "Good morning, my kingdom for a chimp house".
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A lovely article about Dad and the wrestling show that's happening in his memory next Saturday (October 3rd). www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/people/...
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Tribute to family man who was one of Peacehaven's ‘best known-figures’
One of Peacehaven's best-known and well-loved figures will be remembered at a special event on Saturday (October 3).
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The first ever Ayass Invitational tournament - Oct 3, #Peacehaven Featuring: * Jordon Breaks * Muscles Mansfield * Big Country Ben McDonald * Jack Moody Plus Tag Team Title match and a Rumble! Tickets from ticketsource.co.uk/premier-promot… #BritishWrestling #PremierPromotions
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sometimes the answers to our problems is staring us in the face.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is what happens when you sign loads of attacking players and completely fail to invest in improving your Championship quality defence (with the exception of Diop). I've been saying this all summer. Game over after 9 minutes. #itfc
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Apart from Jerry Lawler and Eddie Gilbert about 30 years ago.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
stop
white text on a blue background:
please stop using ai to make your flyers and graphics
it looks like shit
(a picture of diddy kong)
my god
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
No record deal. No music released. Just a nepo baby whose singing was no better than an average karaoke singer.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
HHH in post-show #WWESummerSlam presser: "Everybody has to earn their spot in the WWE". Meanwhile, #SummerSlam opens with God Bless America being sung by <checks notes> HHH and Stephanie's youngest daughter.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 28/07/2026
We did it, we finally found the worst headline
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@wonf4w.bsky.social
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is anyone else getting the following error message when trying to open this week's Wrestling Observer newsletter? "Request Header Fields Too Large The server refused this request because the request header fields are too large."
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"What have the BBC ever done for me?" Well it depends if you're a sex offender or not.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One final World Cup Ayass Stat Alert: Since the start of this century, which is broadly when the two semi-finals started being scheduled on different days, the team that plays the first semi-final has gone onto win the final 80% of the time. #FIFAWorldCup
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I wonder if we may ever win a major tournament in my lifetime. In wrestling terms, we can give the elite level opponents a good, close game and be credible challengers, but we'll never be able to win the big one. Except one brief occasion, when we win it in front of our own fans. We are Sami Zayn.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Some stats ahead of tonight's semi-final. Conclusion: the referee might as well as be wearing blue and white stripes. * Out of the 48 teams in this year's World Cup, only one team has not yet had a single VAR decision go against them. That team is Argentina. (1/3) >>>
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It would appear that the only thing the BBC are good at keeping quiet about are sex offenders on their payroll.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Stats ahead of #MEXENG: * England now have an all-time (since 66) win rate of 63% when live & exclusive on BBC1 compared to ITV. * It's 67% BBC v 31% ITV in the 21st century. * In just KO games, it's 67% BBC v 29% ITV * Or 75% BBC v 40% ITV in 21st century #CurseofITV #WorldCup
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Every UK based wrestling fan is wondering why everyone is making such a fuss about an event starting at 1am. Welcome to our world #MEXENG #WorldCup
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm at my mum's today. I don't think I've watched an England World Cup game here since 1998.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And here is Doctor Congo.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Harry's ready for Doctor Congo tonight. #England #worldcup ##fifaworldcup2026
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So it's England v DR Congo in the next round of the World Cup. If I don't see a ton of adverts for Um Bongo in the coming week, someone in that company's marketing department has failed badly.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's absolutely true @mrjamesob.bsky.social
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Incredible. I've checked this and it is genuine. Unbelievable irony but it'll go way over the head of most Reform thickies.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Why do the BBC have Wayne Rooney as a pundit? Apart from the fact that I'm hearing coaching tips from a man who has proven time and time again that he can't coach, he then criticised England's "unorganisation". There's no such word. Get him off my screen or refund me my licence fee.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Gary O'Neil appointed #itfc manager. He has a dreadful record in the Premier League. Won 25 and lost 47 so loses twice as many as he wins. Averages 1.03 point per game which would have got us relegated last season. Ex-Budgie. Incredibly underwhelming and unambitious appointment. So disappointed.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Watching Teddy Swims at the Isle of Wight Festival. I'm convinced he's the secret lovechild of Chas from Chas & Dave.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yeah cheers for that translation, Wikipedia. #PORDRC #WorldCup
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Got my first ever maximum 39 points on Popmaster today. Chuffed with that.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A reminder of the ##CurseofITV as #England kick off their #WorldCup campaign tonight v Croatia. #fifaworldcup2026 ##fifaworldcup
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
As we get ready for the #WorldCup starting tomorrow, a reminder of England's stats in all televised WC matches and proof of the #CurseofITV. This only relates to games shown exclusively on BBC1 or ITV, not games shown simultaneously on both channels.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social My mum is devastated that Sheila snatched the Mystery Hour game away from her (as she cools down with a cup of tea)! 😂😂
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A van for a plumber called GM Monk has just driven past me in Hove. Best in the world?
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Tomorrow night! A few spaces still available. If you've ever wanted to get involved in the wrestling business without being an actual wrestler, this is a great opportunity to find out more! Contact Quality Wrestling Academy for more info.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The camera operator in the background working the stationary cam appears to be wearing a New Zealand rugby top #sumo
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Kirishima beats Ura (boooo) l, which means we have a playoff between Kirishima and Wakatakakage to decide the yusho.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
As a wrestling commentator, I 100% endorse this. This is precisely how I have always approached my commentary.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Wakatakakage wins. There will be no six-way playoff 😢
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I love Wakatakakage but I want him to lose today to help get the six-way playoff. But the chances of Fujiryoga, a Maegashira 17, beating a Komusubi are very slim surely.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Up early on a Sunday morning to watch the final day of the May sumo tournament from Tokyo. There is a slim possibility of an unprecedented six-way tie at the top by the end of this, and I'm totally here for it. #sumo
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ura! What a magnificent, resilient, bendy man he is. Excellent entertainment as always. #sumo
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A Middlesbrough FC player running onto the pitch at Wembley Stadium for the EFL Championship playoff final, holding the WWE Money Money in the Bank briefcase.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
BBC News leading all its bulletins on demands by former Government advisor Lord Robertson for more defence spending, without at any point mentioning his current paid senior role for US defence lobbyists
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
My cousins in Beirut report Israeli bombs are "hitting all around us". They don't live in a Hezbollah area. They're Sunni, Hezbollah are Shia. Israel's reports of just targeting Hezbollah is a complete lie. This is attempted genocide of the Lebanese people, just like Gaza. But nobody seems to care.
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
As you can clearly see, Cadbury's Easter eggs don't mention the word "Easter" anywhere. It's an absolute disgrace. #DontBelieveTheGammon
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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This is listed on the BBC website as the TWENTY FIRST story from the top, below stories about different types of hot cross buns available this year and weekend jobs for teens disappearing. Hardly prominent reporting. But then it doesn't fit the Beeb's agenda. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Thousands gather for anti far-right march in London
The Together Alliance march has been backed by several high-profile celebrities.
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