DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Time to stop using google docs I guess. Not that I didn't want to do that already... 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You all have no idea how long this cat actually is. 010
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026So how about we try gaslighting those AI bros that AI is secretly communist? Like "Oh you made that? No *we* made that." 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Completely random cat named Mimmi who apparently shows up at my grandma's old house. She's basking on a badminton racket. 050
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Oh yeah, don't forget to #BoycottEurovision! 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026New fantasy creature just dropped: The Wee Streetling - a fae similar to a pixie, they reside primarily in urban environments and are known for causing mischief and occasionally working with local street urchins, it is similar to a house gnome though less altruistic. (I misread something.) 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 06/04/2026One of our cats steps around keyboards in the most delicate way possible, the other one just goes STOMP STOMP. 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I finally had the Iron Age in fantasy Scandinavia story idea I've wanted for years now, and my brain did not want to start typing it in English. Uh oh. 000
Reposted by DeadpanWriterFoz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 16/03/2026primary use cases for AI, an ongoing list: - pornslop - academic fraud - eroding our collective sense of truth - cyberpsychosis - dementia acceleration - fucking a jagged hole through the arts - search engine enshittification - fascist panopticon - anti-intellectualism - war crimes 3229911428
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 04/03/2026One of our cats learned how to open fully closed doors. We moved her cat tree away so she wouldn't be able to stand on it to open the bedroom door. She learned how to jump from the floor. 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026ICE coming to Italy? Excuse me? Could we just... Bar them from entering the EU? 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Tariffs on Sweden? Oh no, wherever will we sell our cheap furniture and very safe cars now? 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026You know what's a good book? A Canticle for Leibowitz. More people should read A Canticle for Leibowitz. 000
Reposted by DeadpanWriterAri Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Hey, I know a lot of you use Discord. You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too. discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...?discord.sjc1.qualtrics.comQualtrics Survey | Qualtrics Experience ManagementThe most powerful, simple and trusted way to gather experience data. Start your journey to experience management and try a free account today. 11331281
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 03/01/2026There's usually some sort of protest going on in Stockholm, here's one from today featuring a Venezuelan flag among the Palestinian flag, and a huge banner saying "USA MURDERERS" in Swedish. 001
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 02/01/2026No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet(s). 020
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Nothing says Christmas like watching cartoons about a tropical bird safari. #GodJul #MerryChristmas 000
Reposted by DeadpanWriterBriar in Blue @auroraworeblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2025You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia 119125892873
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Well my laptop's fan did not start until I restarted the whole thing and tapped it a little, so I guess it's time to start thinking about a new one 🫠 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 23/07/2025My SO is watching an anime about collecting minerals and getting so mad about basic facts that they are getting wrong. He's halfway through episode 1 and has ranted almost the entire time. It's cute. 010
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 19/07/2025FB on literally any day: "Hey, check out this memory from a whole other date five years ago!" FB exactly 12 years after my then-long distance BF visited me for the first time: *crickets* 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Went looking for blueberries (*bilberries, but whatever), found chanterelles. #themushrooms #chanterelles 110
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Have you shared the #SaveWOT petition today? savewot.comsavewot.comSave The Wheel of Time – #SaveWOT CampaignJoin fans from around the world working to find a new home for The Wheel of Time. Help us show Sony and streamers the story deserves to continue. #SaveWOT 010
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 18/05/2025KAJ did an amazing job! I think the jury and the public both partook in a little too much swiss LSD however... #eurovision2025 010
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Can Gjon's tears please come represent Switzerland again next year 😢 #eurovision2025 010
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 15/05/2025All of the Nordic and Baltic countries will be in the #Eurovision final this year. Surely this must be a first? 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Ran my second ever D&D game today. My party now has a pet chicken named Eggatha. 010
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I need someone to insert #BaraBadaBastu into the #WoT sweat tent scen, like yesterday, please. 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025WE FUCKING DIT IT SWEDEN IS SENDING FINNS TO EUROVISION 010
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025We are so xlose to sending a trio of Finns to Eurovision this year and I couldn't be more excited 010
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Surprise Andúril in a K-pop MV! I don't even know how I recognized it. 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Absolutely loving that a whole bunch of big subredddits are banning links to X after that POS's nazi stunt 😍 000
Reposted by DeadpanWriterRob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Someone on here said that we've just replaced the four humours with the names of neurotransmitters and that's so right it's not even funny. 141492405
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I'm supposed to be sewing right now, but alas, cat. At least I can edit! #sewing #writing 1110
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Picked up fabric today! Planning on making a circle skirt. Of course, since I actually bought the fabric I am now worried I'll fuck it up and I'll soon be desperately checking for anything to make a mockup with 😅 If I have leftovers maybe Plumeria will get a little bowtie or ribbon... #sewing #cat 191
Reposted by DeadpanWriterRS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 13/01/2025inventing a machine to make art for you is like building a robot to fuck your wife 301045199
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I reached my editing goal 2 minutes before midnight here. I am the best. Let's bring this energy into 2025 😂 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 30/12/2024When one of the last things you write for the year is a main character's death scene. #amwritingmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character peeking out from under a brick wallAlt: The evil witch from Disney's animated Snow White laughing evilly as she descends through a trap door. 100
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I am on track to reach my editing goal before 2025 👀 #amwriting #amediting 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024If I had a dollar for every day this week I found $0.09 I would have $2.18, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I can't wait for skinny jeans to come back into fashion. Sincerely, someone who does not fit wide-legged, baggy pants 000
DeadpanWriter @deadpanwriter.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Swedish Christmas (well, as a family of 4 + 1 American does it): 100