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why would you do this to me? in the hour. . . that I am stoned?

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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
One must be parked until the super fancy only for like 3 bikes, BMW official fancy oil comes in for one of them. . . Other bike, it don't give 2 shits about anything, it'll run on dust, hair, and spite.
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
@jimsalter.bsky.social and the murder feline… binding or something
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I used to think that vandalizing a Tesla should be a federal crime. But now I’m not so sure. by Jonathan Turley
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
is a catte 4 u
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girl fieri @laureneahmed.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
LETS GO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN PULLEN A GUILLOTINE AND A PRIDE FLAG SAYS "EQUAL RIGHT'S FOR EVERY ONE , EXCEPT BILLIONAIRES" - IF YOUR L, G, B, T, Q, 2, I, P, A, N, ECT ITS ALL GOOD TO ME AS LONG AS YOUR NOT RICH - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
There is currently no snooty puffs sr, but i'll let y'all know if I can ever afford an electric bimmer, specifically something upper trim, and not an entry level model (even though the entry level is probably FINE, and prolly a bit overkill for my normal wants and needs)
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
@jimsalter.bsky.social and I out on scooty puffs jr and snooty puffs jr
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
hey, wasn't tiktok supposed to be owned by an american company by now?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
✨ NO !! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON RIDEN THERE HORSE ACROSS DA WORLD AND IT SAY'S "I WILL NEVER CRAP AT NIGHT, CRAPPING IS A DAY TIME ACTIVITY, I WILL NEVER MAKE DARK SAUSAGE UNDER THE GAZE OF THE STAR'S" - AND THATS REAL , DO NOT @ ME IF YOUR A NIGHT CRAPPER , YOU CAN DO ANY THING YA WANT ON EARTH, LAWS AINT REAL , AND U KNOW WHAT "THE LAWS OF PHYSICS" AINT REAL, YOU CANT TELL ME U SERIOUSLY THINK NUMBER'S ARE REAL, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WALK DOWN THE STREET AND WILL TELL YOU WITH A STRAIT FACE THAT "6" IS A REAL IDEA, AND LOL IF U THINK AN ELECTRON IS REAL, AT THE END OF THE DAY WERE JUST TRYING TO TURN DA CHAOS OF REALITY INTO A QUIZ QUESTION THAT WE CAN ANSWER, AND I SYMPATHIZE BUT ID RATHER DRINK A COLD ONE AND BURN A FAT JOINT OF LOW THC WHEED , BECAUSE WHEN I HIT THE 30% SHYT, ITS TO MUCH, LETS KEEP IT REAL HERE , THEY GOTA BRING BACK DA SHIT THAT JUST MAKES YOU DUMB AND GO TO SLEEP, I CANT SMOKE THE OBLITERATION WHEED, LAST TIME I DID THAT I WAS WHATCHIN JEOPARDY AND I FELT LIKE I WAS INSIDE THE GAME AND EVERY WRONG ANSWER WAS HURTEN ME, ITS DA BLUE SCREEN, COMBINED WITH DA TEXT BOOK FONT, I LOVE THOSE NASTY TYPE FACE'S BUT YOU GET DA WRONG ONE ON DA TREBUCHET WHEED AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT THROWN TO HARD INTO DA CASTLE OF KNOWLEDGE , WELL HOPE YOUR HAVEN A GOOD DAY CHECK U LATER, IM PLANNING ON KICKEN SOME A$$ LATER IF I HAVE TIME, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO KICK A$$ BUT WHAT ARE YA GONGA DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
babbys first refuelin
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
welp, it’s official…. per an older biker with a german accent at the shop… i was part of the future now
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
all I'mma say is if you hear two silent scooters riding round in this town, on a "what the hell, let's roll the dice" purchase from a Chinese supplier, and one from BMW. . . You're seeing me and @jimsalter.bsky.social and just be aware the mercenary sysadmin crew has arrived. . . and we're feral
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
i guess i own this now… danged old ev scoot scoot
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
we all know this classic way
meme in two parts of carrie coon in white lotus. first part says 'i dont need religion or god to give my life meaning' and second says 'because time gives it meaning' but the word time is replaced with FRESH TINGLERS ABOUT GETTING POUNDED BY THE NEWS OF THE DAY
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
just cybergoth dancing in the network closet at 7am waiting for a switch to come back online
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
the ride into work is purty some mornings
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
REAL SHIT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN GIVIN YA SOME REALITY!!! "FUCK OFF WIRE MOTHER, IF I AINT HUNGREY I ONLY FUCK WITH CLOTH MOTHER " AND WHAT ARE WE BUT GODS DUMB LITTLE RHESUS MONKIES IN A LABORATORY RESPONDING TO OUR ENVIRONMENT, OR WERE IN A ALIENS EXPERIMENT THATS THE SAME THING, OR DA ALIEN'S ARE GOD , OR WERE IN A SIMULATION WHICH MEANS WERE IN SOME GUYS COMPUTER AND HES EXPEREMENTING ON US, NONE OF THESE SITUATIONS ARE GOOD THATS WHY EVERYTHINGS FUCKED UP, AT LEAST THEY GAVE US WHEED, SO WE CAN BE MORE HUNGRY AND MORE CONFUSED SOME TIMES BUT SLEEP MORE, I GUESS WE CAN ASSUME THAT HELPS THERE EXPERIMENT SOMEHOW,,, BUT IM STILL OUT HERE KICKEN ASS  - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
yep… that’s the atlanta airport for ya
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
au revoir paris, j’adore… hope to see y’all again… lets see how this all shakes the fuck out
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"median" gene okerlund @grodysattva.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
the topic of bam margera will cause white millennials to convene and elaborate on what makes the difference between help and enabling more than we do for most of our actual in real life going through shit friends
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
looks like plenty o empty seats on the long haul flight back… and smoking? in aeroporr? OUI MONSIEUR
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
ME: time to sleep BRAIN: trees are the earth’s hair ME: no fuck you we’re not doing that i’m too tired BRAIN: okay okay sheesh ME: BLADDER: oh hey guys
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ROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS @rockymountviews.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
i just heard the new pope speaking on the phone to his brother in Chicago. So weird to hear a pope speak English without a thick foreign accent.
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
i mean the french havent been either… but hey, they seem to let those unhoused just live in peace most the time… while americans out here making it illegal to simply exist outside out the given system
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
just over here chilling by the bastille monument… wondering when the americans will understand they’ve never been “free”
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
dearest porn bots… don’t follow me, i will block you… if i want to see naked people on only fans? i have enough friends whom I know and love showing their jiggly bits on there for affordable rates
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
barely a line… yeehaw, clean notre dame… creepier than before
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
also to the vet sysadmins, always dive into a helldesk task… the joy in my work is the unique, beautiful, and sometimes downright frighteningly curious ways an end user can totally bone a system
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
lawl…had a proxmox reseller reply to me… now, i won’t say paying somone for qemu/kvm support is bad. I will say, if you trying to be a sysadmin and are relying 100% on support services, maybe, just maybe… you need a few more years on helldesk
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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
JD Vance? That guy hated by more than one Pope?
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
in this time of global upheaval and world events… i’m reminded of a lyric “burnin the flag all in the name of white trash”
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Graham Simpson @grahambs.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It’s why the European Union was created. 🇪🇺
Daily Mirror front page, repeating a cartoon from the Second World War about not losing the peace again.
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
went to a place, saw some graves
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
i did not want this, i just want to paste the plain text, html was a mistake
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
@jimsalter.bsky.social meet us at croissant class in 15 minutes for pain au chocolate ass
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
here you go bud
top frame is hulk standing next to ant man and ant man looks sad and tired. hulk is labeled 'BUCKAROO' and ant man 'A WEARY BUD'. bottom frame is hulk giving ant man a taco but it is labeled 'THE GRAND COSMIC KNOWLEDGE THAT LOVE IS REAL'
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
fanciest place i’ve ever smoked a smoke
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
yoooooooooooo hell oui
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
yoooooooooooooooo
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
this place might be too fancy por moi
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Besieged! Postcard from my collection, unsent, photo copyright 1902.
Black and white photo of two longhaired cats snuggled in a basket lying on its side on a carpet. They are looking brightly up and to the right as if someone is waving a toy or something. Text as the bottom says “besieged”.
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
oh what a climb to get here
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
friendly sysadmin for export…
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
went to the garden at the gramd mosque today… p. chill if you get the chance
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
someone loves globes, how bout some giant ones presented to louis xiv?
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
another day another trot forward for art from outside perspectives. if you are a creator who thinks 'my way is too strange' please look at the mask on my face and the trot of my stories and consider that maybe EMBRACING your strange way is WHERE THE STRENGTH LIES. you got this bud. LETS TROT
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
we found the Mcaron
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deadmoofax @deadmoofax.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
she found that thing
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