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alx, deerperson and mage

@deadclade.bsky.social
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mage in training but whatever (hello this is alx's spam account)

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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
well that's not ominous
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
twviiiilight sparkle
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that ain't no god; that's just a hedge on fire
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I yearn for millennial optimism
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we never got a sondheim criterion closet :(
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lost, Season 4 episode 5, The Constant. Made me go CRAZY, such an incredible episode.
static.klipy.com
Lost Desmond
ALT: Lost Desmond
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for some reason i have two days booked off from work next week. i'm not sure why though?? my memory is terrible
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i wonder how many people have been buried in a chastity cage
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
deflates you making you small and raisinesque
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
spaghetti sundays?!
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
sending an email should require you to cut off a single eyelash first
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HLLLYH @hlllyh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sign on a suburban lawn that reads, in “we believe” style,

“In this house, we believe
The world isn’t flat,
It’sa line
The heart beats out the time
The moon is much 
Older than the sun
And it’s vibe controls everyone”
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why the hell is everyone on my timeline spaghetti posting. what did i miss
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rot economy critic @handle.invalid · 26/09/2026
“I like Marley and Me” now replace Marley and Me with when other people’s dogs die. Not so funny, is it?
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sometimes living in the moment means accepting that your sofa is comfy
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Live Action Recipe Pictures
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
boyfriend in bed. i like boyfriend. i will get up off the couch
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
listen up liberals: how comfy move when comfy sofa warm sleepy?
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
couch comfy. alx sleepy. how get up and go to bed
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you're out here erotically roleplaying with an ai chatbot. i'm out here making my own kind of music.
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fell asleep on the sofa. woke up with Make Your Own Kind Of Music stuck in my head. Such is life.
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's so good!!
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
was looking for a graphic for something and found this and the scan makes it way creepier than it should be
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
being stoned will make you say things like 'i'm stoned'
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Unlimited Lives @unlimitedlives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can't believe I'm the only one who's figured out how to win this game. Bloody tourists. git gud. smh. etc.
a My9Games.net screenshot, showing a 3x3 grid of videogame cover art shots. They've been selected based on the presence of a cross or circle on the cover art, with three X games in a row highlighted to incidate victory in tic-tac-toe.
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OHH MOOD I SIGNED UP FOR AND GOT INTO ONE RECENTLY AND I WAS ACTUALLY OVER THE MOON
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
happy I Just Sighed day btw
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sometimes living in the moment means accepting that your sofa is comfy
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
but isn't falling asleep on the sofa in a house full of people i love such a sincere and wonderful thing? That I get to fall asleep in my home? Will I not look back on the times I accidentally fell asleep on the sofa and yearn to relive them one day?
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i keep getting up to piss in the middle of the night and then falling asleep on the sofa. every time i think oh, surely this time i sit down on the sofa to answer a message I won't fall asleep! and then I DO
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
all the dry ice and posing makes it look like you're smoking
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh wow, a ps1 inspired horror game set in a mundane location at night? and it's got jumpscares? omg i've never heard of this
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
built like a shit brick house
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
mike just got an instagram reel that was literally just advertising a cult
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy 9/11 everyone
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i'm not picky!
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
KIRBY BABY
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
manic pixie dream velociraptor
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this for the record was because i said hear me out about the guy from supersize me
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
guys it's almost 9/11 day. everyone put your jet fuel out for bush
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It looks like it would be so much fun to just move around in!!
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
'hear me outs' are purely for if you would, if you could, consensually fuck whatever you're hearing out, right? it's not like, an advocation for the person or thing or like a 'they're not that bad!' right? i'm in an argument and insisting that hear me out is PURELY physical
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
get ready everyone for zelda picross
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
✍️ noted, noted
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ARE YOU REAL OR FAKE? DO YOU PREFER ASHLEY OR MARY KATE?
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
michael from ann droid had character development and a personality for the first 5 episodes and then in the last one they've written him to be an uncaring self centered asshole. yes he was a loser in the first 5 but that's the point, he was slowly coming towards being a better person
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
is it character assassination if it's in the same series and it's 1 out of 6 episodes
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
waiting for a zoom call and thinking about deep gamegrumps lore
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
remember that random picture that everyone thought was arin from gamegrumps and his wife having sex
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