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alx, deerperson and mage

@deadclade.bsky.social
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mage in training but whatever (hello this is alx's spam account)

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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
well that's not ominous
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why the hell is everyone on my timeline spaghetti posting. what did i miss
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
was looking for a graphic for something and found this and the scan makes it way creepier than it should be
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
letter magnets are a beautiful thing
letter magnets that look like they were cut from magazines, spelling out the following sentences:
"SwEeT fUckNG hOUSe YoU Gay bitcHes!",
"ipod nEEdS DOck , NeVeR woRN :'(",
"FRee Yaoi On My WebRing",
"homE Louse...",
TWo FurRie's buT ThRee FAGgoTs",
"ALxWEBsiTE.goV",
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
got contacted by twin aliens today
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
style icon skateboard gal
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
browsing a 1999 comptiq cd and look at how fucked up this girl's waist is. girl where are your organs
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
great insight alx
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
rediscovered one of my favourite images
an image of a crowd at a baseball game, most of them copy-and-pasted repeats of the same 6 people. the guy swinging the bat is edited to look like he's swinging it into another guy's head, with a tiny explosion edited onto his face. He's saying 'Get a load of this you gawking freaks' in a speech bubble, and some of the audience have thought bubbles with thoughts such as 'I feel like everything is going to be ok from now on', 'For years I've stumbled in darkness. no more' and 'He really clobbered the hell out of it.'
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
my nonbinary coming out story is that i came out online at 16 and then 9 years later got really drunk and cried about probably being nonbinary to mike and he told me in the morning and i was like OH YEAH because before that i was literally this picture
screenshot of a tweet that says 'im probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that rn'
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
you can serve cunt but you'll never serve as much cunt as cynthia sikes in st elswhere
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i don't think he is
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
shirt idea i had
a picture of a guy standing with a tshirt on. the tshirt says 'Taco Bell Shouldn't Sell Fries Because Fries Aren't Tacos'
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
*why*
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
clearing out my bookmarks and realised i at one point bookmarked the page for banktoad. why
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
came on to post something and forgot what it was but felt the need to post anyway. here is my tortoise
my tortoise freddy relaxing in a small patch of sun. he is about as big as my hand
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I KNOW YOU! YOU KILLED DEREK!
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
thanks
screenshot of text in a game that says You a're doing REally (with the r and the e capitalised) GREaT (with only the a lowercase)
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
cmon rose it's 2008 you can't say that
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
thanks i guess. welcome back poppy
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
cassandra homophobic moments
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
uh yeah i totally have a gf her name is stella artois
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
it says 'does anyone in this thread smoke weed' in the pokopia font
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
fuck yeah
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
CHIITAN???
a screenshot of chiitan liking one of my random postschiitan's profile
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