alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026that ain't no god; that's just a hedge on fire 001
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we never got a sondheim criterion closet :( 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026for some reason i have two days booked off from work next week. i'm not sure why though?? my memory is terrible 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i wonder how many people have been buried in a chastity cage 000
Reposted by alx, deerperson and magealx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026deflates you making you small and raisinesque 011
Reposted by alx, deerperson and magealx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026sending an email should require you to cut off a single eyelash first 001
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026why the hell is everyone on my timeline spaghetti posting. what did i miss 100
Reposted by alx, deerperson and magealx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026sometimes living in the moment means accepting that your sofa is comfy 001
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026boyfriend in bed. i like boyfriend. i will get up off the couch 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026couch comfy. alx sleepy. how get up and go to bed 100
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you're out here erotically roleplaying with an ai chatbot. i'm out here making my own kind of music. 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026fell asleep on the sofa. woke up with Make Your Own Kind Of Music stuck in my head. Such is life. 000
Reposted by alx, deerperson and magekoda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob. 462706893
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026was looking for a graphic for something and found this and the scan makes it way creepier than it should be 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026being stoned will make you say things like 'i'm stoned' 001
Reposted by alx, deerperson and mageUnlimited Lives @unlimitedlives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can't believe I'm the only one who's figured out how to win this game. Bloody tourists. git gud. smh. etc. 043
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i keep getting up to piss in the middle of the night and then falling asleep on the sofa. every time i think oh, surely this time i sit down on the sofa to answer a message I won't fall asleep! and then I DO 100
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026all the dry ice and posing makes it look like you're smoking 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026oh wow, a ps1 inspired horror game set in a mundane location at night? and it's got jumpscares? omg i've never heard of this 010
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026mike just got an instagram reel that was literally just advertising a cult 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026guys it's almost 9/11 day. everyone put your jet fuel out for bush 011
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026'hear me outs' are purely for if you would, if you could, consensually fuck whatever you're hearing out, right? it's not like, an advocation for the person or thing or like a 'they're not that bad!' right? i'm in an argument and insisting that hear me out is PURELY physical 111
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026ARE YOU REAL OR FAKE? DO YOU PREFER ASHLEY OR MARY KATE? 100
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026is it character assassination if it's in the same series and it's 1 out of 6 episodes 100
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026remember that random picture that everyone thought was arin from gamegrumps and his wife having sex 110
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026had a nightmare and woke up with courtney love stuck in my head 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 30/08/2026you hear a loud clunk in the back of your head. something in your mind just shifted, something fell off a shelf. 110
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I GOT THE WORDLE IN 2 Wordle 1,897 2/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026you can hear a song a thousand times but on time 1001 you'll hear it in a different light and you'll go CRAZY 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026need a los camp show soon i'm going crazy 000
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026been writing and planning a documentary about my favourite band for my grad film but my fickle brain keeps being like OOH BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS INTERESTING IDEA WHAT IF YOU SHIFTED FOCUS ENTIRELY 100
alx, deerperson and mage @deadclade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026KEN JENNINGS IS A MORMON? I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY! 000
Reposted by alx, deerperson and mageMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026 31523235
Reposted by alx, deerperson and mageDrew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com 156200248538
