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David Slider

@dcslider.bsky.social
2.6K followers 6.7K following 4.7K posts

I'll live a lush life, In some small dive. And there I'll be, While I rot with the rest, Of those whose lives are lonely, too.

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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Netanyahu to Trump discussing Cuba
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
What will the “nuclear winter” do to pricing? Will it be possible to settle contracts with canned goods?
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Just posted to Truth Social
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Maybe England should consider switching to sports invented by other countries.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sadly, “Confederacy of Dunces” has already been used.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Henry Blofeld could do 20 minutes of radio magic on this topic.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Had to have Bethell there at the end, I reckon.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Narrator voice: No, they couldn’t.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Niche cricket post: 172-5 through 14 overs. Could they?
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The Iran War will be the biggest issue in the 2028 presidential election.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Jamie Raskin should have asked Kristi Noem how much the taxpayers spent on the cuck chair in her plane.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Kim strapping some Master of the Universe in front of a cannon because the market went limit down.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The correct portfolio in the event of The Second Coming is 100% Punta Del Este municipal bearer bonds. Any tenor is acceptable as time will have lost its meaning. Not investment advice.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
North or South Korea?
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Sometimes we also talk about Houston Astros baseball and the glory that is Jose Altuve.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The loss is in English money, so it’s not like they are losing actual valuable money (I.e. Norwegian krone or Uruguayan pesos).
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It went for 87 billion Aussie dollars, or 232,000 US actual dollars.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Mar A Lago, 2007
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Denmark should make a play to annex Minnesota.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Live your life in such a way that if someone yells “pedophile protector” when you’re walking by, you don’t automatically assume they are talking about you.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The Second American Civil War has begun. The military is occupying cities. Citizens are being killed and arrested. The violence is inevitably going to spread and escalate. On one side, the people who could stop this are cowards. On the other side, the leaders are inadequate to the moment.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Oddly, all the requests appear to be from white people.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
“We will protect the group’s new bottom at all costs.”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Thank you
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Ha ha ha ha
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The last Dilbert cartoon
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Now that’s intangibly rich.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The pointy-haired boss with the last word.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Meta chairman Mark Zuckerberg announced that Meta is rebranding its social media properties as follows: - Facebook is now called TruthBook, - Instagram is now called TruthGram, - Threads is now called TruThreads. “Thank you for your attention to this matter”, said Zuckerberg.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Priests in NH are being directed to prepare their wills in anticipation of the coming strife. www.facebook.com/share/r/17gd...
facebook.com
Redirecting...
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Great film. They should have made it into a book.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Chase’s Jamie Dimon eating at Mar-A-Lago after Trump caps credit card rates.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A Miami v. Indiana national championship game shows why the SEC is the dominant conference.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It’s time for a general strike. Just shut it down.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You just know Schumer and Susan Collins are doing it.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You should drive around with a panty on your head.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
They wear willful ignorance like a badge of honor.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
If Miran were a character in Animal House
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Trump is going to watch an episode of “Landman” and decide to invade Midland/Odessa.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Good news for Mississippi: You’re no longer the poorest part of the US. Welcome Venezuela!
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Mamdani sworn in last night. The Muslim socialist gang riots have begun in NYC.
Fight scene from West Side Story
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Beautifully expressed. Thank you for sharing that. Here’s to a Happy NewYear.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Zelenskyy should offer to meet at Putin’s house.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
NYT’s: “Out of habit, when told the news, Trump offered Leavitt $130,000 and to pay for the abortion.”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Every run that Australia score to lead by more than 150 runs is an act of cowardice.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
From BBG. Bullish for Punta del Este municipal bearer bonds. Not investment advice.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is hanging from a ferris wheel with a sign that says southern
ALT: a man is hanging from a ferris wheel with a sign that says southern
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The inevitability of England 98 all out.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Hi - I’m English and tomorrow is Boxing Day back home. Many Americans ask me, “What is Boxing Day?” Boxing Day is the day after Christmas when, in 1830, Lord Alfred Smith-Boxing invented the English art of snobbery.
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