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David Slider

@dcslider.bsky.social
2.6K followers 6.7K following 4.7K posts

I'll live a lush life, In some small dive. And there I'll be, While I rot with the rest, Of those whose lives are lonely, too.

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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Just posted to Truth Social
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Maybe England should consider switching to sports invented by other countries.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Narrator voice: No, they couldn’t.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Niche cricket post: 172-5 through 14 overs. Could they?
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The Iran War will be the biggest issue in the 2028 presidential election.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Jamie Raskin should have asked Kristi Noem how much the taxpayers spent on the cuck chair in her plane.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Mar A Lago, 2007
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Denmark should make a play to annex Minnesota.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Live your life in such a way that if someone yells “pedophile protector” when you’re walking by, you don’t automatically assume they are talking about you.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The Second American Civil War has begun. The military is occupying cities. Citizens are being killed and arrested. The violence is inevitably going to spread and escalate. On one side, the people who could stop this are cowards. On the other side, the leaders are inadequate to the moment.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Oddly, all the requests appear to be from white people.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
“We will protect the group’s new bottom at all costs.”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The last Dilbert cartoon
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The pointy-haired boss with the last word.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Meta chairman Mark Zuckerberg announced that Meta is rebranding its social media properties as follows: - Facebook is now called TruthBook, - Instagram is now called TruthGram, - Threads is now called TruThreads. “Thank you for your attention to this matter”, said Zuckerberg.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Chase’s Jamie Dimon eating at Mar-A-Lago after Trump caps credit card rates.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A Miami v. Indiana national championship game shows why the SEC is the dominant conference.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It’s time for a general strike. Just shut it down.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Trump is going to watch an episode of “Landman” and decide to invade Midland/Odessa.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Good news for Mississippi: You’re no longer the poorest part of the US. Welcome Venezuela!
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Mamdani sworn in last night. The Muslim socialist gang riots have begun in NYC.
Fight scene from West Side Story
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
NYT’s: “Out of habit, when told the news, Trump offered Leavitt $130,000 and to pay for the abortion.”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Every run that Australia score to lead by more than 150 runs is an act of cowardice.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
From BBG. Bullish for Punta del Este municipal bearer bonds. Not investment advice.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The inevitability of England 98 all out.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Hi - I’m English and tomorrow is Boxing Day back home. Many Americans ask me, “What is Boxing Day?” Boxing Day is the day after Christmas when, in 1830, Lord Alfred Smith-Boxing invented the English art of snobbery.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Before we take over Greenland, how about if we bring Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama into the 21st Century?
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Trump tonight: "If you're like a lot of homeowners, you've probably heard a lot of talk about reverse mortgages. I'm here to tell you that for many, a reverse mortgage is a simple idea that turns your home equity into cash you can use right now. Let me introduce you to Trump Mortgage…"
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
No one is asking if America is ready to fight a two front war on both Venezuela and Christmas.
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Dahlia Lithwick @dahlialithwick.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Wins 2025 hands down
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell…”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“The Chinese Won’t Buy My Soybeans” - oil on canvas, 2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
England’s last Test Match batter. #Cricket #TheAshes
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It’s great watching Mitch McConnell publicly decay. With any luck, he’ll die on camera.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The Costco Kirkland brand weed gummies are half the price as at the dispensary, and the gallon size container is convenient. You should also also try the preroll samples over by the food court.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Italy is going to be really angry after Hegseth drunkenly orders the Air Force to begin bombing Venezia.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Trump Media and Technology ($DJT) is nothing without Trump posting to Truth Social. The stock $DJT is essentially a prediction market with only one bet: Trump’s longevity.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Fox News reports a massive buildup of Venezuelan troops at the US-Venezuela border.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
When you have a fight right before church.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This is the chairman of Toyota. In case you’re shopping for a car.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The stock market right now
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If you ever show up in court and opposing counsel looks like this, congratulations YOU WON.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Trump just got rolled by these two.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Barry White: “You’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
In a show of support for Trump, JD Vance offers to blow Al Gore.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
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