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David Slider

@dcslider.bsky.social
2.6K followers 6.7K following 4.7K posts

I'll live a lush life, In some small dive. And there I'll be, While I rot with the rest, Of those whose lives are lonely, too.

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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Netanyahu to Trump discussing Cuba
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Just posted to Truth Social
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Maybe England should consider switching to sports invented by other countries.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Jamie Raskin should have asked Kristi Noem how much the taxpayers spent on the cuck chair in her plane.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Mar A Lago, 2007
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The Second American Civil War has begun. The military is occupying cities. Citizens are being killed and arrested. The violence is inevitably going to spread and escalate. On one side, the people who could stop this are cowards. On the other side, the leaders are inadequate to the moment.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Oddly, all the requests appear to be from white people.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
“We will protect the group’s new bottom at all costs.”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The last Dilbert cartoon
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The pointy-haired boss with the last word.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Meta chairman Mark Zuckerberg announced that Meta is rebranding its social media properties as follows: - Facebook is now called TruthBook, - Instagram is now called TruthGram, - Threads is now called TruThreads. “Thank you for your attention to this matter”, said Zuckerberg.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Chase’s Jamie Dimon eating at Mar-A-Lago after Trump caps credit card rates.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You should drive around with a panty on your head.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
If Miran were a character in Animal House
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Mamdani sworn in last night. The Muslim socialist gang riots have begun in NYC.
Fight scene from West Side Story
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
NYT’s: “Out of habit, when told the news, Trump offered Leavitt $130,000 and to pay for the abortion.”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
From BBG. Bullish for Punta del Este municipal bearer bonds. Not investment advice.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Trump tonight: "If you're like a lot of homeowners, you've probably heard a lot of talk about reverse mortgages. I'm here to tell you that for many, a reverse mortgage is a simple idea that turns your home equity into cash you can use right now. Let me introduce you to Trump Mortgage…"
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
“The wind ain't fit to drink, and the water's turned to grey, but they keep carvin' up the spine of this country just for pay.” Jesus Ambushed Me did a cover of the Corb Lund song “Grey Water” on their “Dust on the Dashboard” album and tour.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell…”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“The Chinese Won’t Buy My Soybeans” - oil on canvas, 2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
England’s last Test Match batter. #Cricket #TheAshes
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It’s great watching Mitch McConnell publicly decay. With any luck, he’ll die on camera.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Italy is going to be really angry after Hegseth drunkenly orders the Air Force to begin bombing Venezia.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Trump Media and Technology ($DJT) is nothing without Trump posting to Truth Social. The stock $DJT is essentially a prediction market with only one bet: Trump’s longevity.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
“When the dumb SOB’s blow up Venezuela they’ll make the Chinese buy more fucking Russian oil. 85% of Venezuelan oil goes to China. This is a plot by that asshole Putin.”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
As it turns out, this is The Illuminati.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
“Marjorie did what?”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
When you have a fight right before church.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This is the chairman of Toyota. In case you’re shopping for a car.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I offer this felony of a chart
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The stock market right now
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If you ever show up in court and opposing counsel looks like this, congratulations YOU WON.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Trump just got rolled by these two.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
When your first reaction to this is “Hey stop, that’s some guy’s daughter”.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Barry White: “You’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
User testing
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Starting a fund to securitize the rap stylings of Razzlekhan, Queen of Bitcoin. Not investment advice.
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