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@dcriff.bsky.social
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puttin on the foil, Caps & Nats, cybersecurity, recovering jarhead, dogs are better than people

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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 15h
cross-town traffic at 65 feet…
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh hello…
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
day 2 - turtle power, Fiji addition
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
day 1 - just cruising along a beautiful reef wall with all my fish homies
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my home for the next 6 days. Scuba liveaboard. Dive eat dive eat dive sleep. Lather rinse repeat.
Pic of our scuba liveaboard (okay fine this is a stock photo but I couldn’t get a good shot myself because they dropped us off right at the gang plank and ushered us on!)pic of the tanks and kits prepped for dive 1 tmrw and the skiff behind pic of our cozy little state room for the next week. FYI I got the top bunk up
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
flew to Fiji last night (scuba trip, more on that later!)…we left LAX 11pm Wednesday and landed here 530am Friday. When we landed the crew gave a shout out to the dude in 54C whose birthday was Thursday because he had just flown right past his own birthday lol. Time travel is real
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gif from terminator where Kyle Reece tells Sarah Conner that Skynet became self aware and decided humans fate in a microsecond
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will once again point out that military leaders PTing with their troops is objectively a good thing; the problem is of course when you’re THE military leader and you make that the sole attribute of your entire leadership approach then, well, you end up with this shit sandwich
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I appreciate activists, people who are engaged. People who put in the time to make change they want. On the flip side, I’d like to go into my local supermarket without getting 9 clipboards shoved in my face screaming “ARE YOU A DC VOTER”. Dude I’m just grabbing TP and some ginger ale, damn
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and then ICE immediately arrested all members of the band as they left the field
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Gretchen So Fetch
Alt: Gretchen So Fetch gif
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jeremy Culhane’e Tucker Carlson bit on SNL is really good. That guy is prob the best thing on the show right now
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s funny some routes flying back into DC you forget how rural Maryland is. Baltimore sure but outside that it’s Hicksville, man.
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watched Marty Supreme on the plane and woulda watched a lot sooner if I knew it’s was a dog revenge flick
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
my dogs love me so much. They just want to be around me all the time. Their loyalty is truly unmatched.
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it’s been years since I watched this and I’m baffled why. It’s really good.
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
he kills in every flick he’s in
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it’s kinda blowing my mind right now
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
decided to rewatch The Thin Red Line and 1) it’s absolutely bonkers how many baller actors are in this flick and 2) this is way better than I remember. Too bad Jim Caviezal turned into such a nut, he was really good in this.
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
important to remember: when you have bitch ass amateurs in charge of a thing you get bitch ass results
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I mean wasn't it Albert Einstein who said "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought but World War 4 will be fought with memes"? or something like that
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
what’s more breakfast than an orange slice?
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
before you judge me for drinking a beer at 930am first of all I’m at the airport so it’s fine and secondly it’s a Blue Moon which is obviously a breakfast beer
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
tell me you’re in Florida without telling me you’re in Florida…
pic of the back of an open box truck on a highway outside Fort Lauderdale with a bunch of random stuff piled in the back to include a lawn mower and a grill held in with only what looks like some thin cord 
close up pic of the back of an open box truck on a highway outside Fort Lauderdale with a bunch of random stuff piled in the back to include a lawn mower and a grill held in with only what looks like some thin cord
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
it will just never not astonish me what it’s like being led by an entire administration of snot-hanging temper tantrum toddlers all crying for daddy’s attention
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
all things being equal it’s a fucking miracle it’s only 2-1. We clearly need to knock something loose but pretty wild there’s still a W in reach.
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
facts are facts. LFG 🇺🇸⚽️🫡
a side by side comparison of USA and Belgium showing how many SEC Championships, Super Bowls, Moon landings, FIFA appeals, waffle houses, and hot dog eating championships each has
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
was over around city center earlier for a few errands while they were doing some of the flyover rehearsals and hard to describe how loud and unnerving they are. Walking right next to my wife and couldn’t hear a word she was saying. I’m not leaving the house tmrw. Absolute disruptive nonsense
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the word you’re looking for is grit. That’s what grit looks like.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
EAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
imagine any other job on the planet that you flat ghost for 4 months and then just announce a grand return. Lmao our government is a joke.
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Ancient Loggie @ancientloggie.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
drove past the mall otw up to rock creek parkway tonight and no bullshit first time since Iraq I felt like I was driving thru serpentine razor wire and hesco barriers trying to get onto a fucking FOB
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Light Horse!
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
lmao I’m at a World Cup watch party in Old Town and we all booed RFK Jr on-screen louder than we cheered the US goal
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
lmao, that was like six fat uncoordinated dipshits getting absolutely cooked by one dude. God cops are embarrassing as hell.
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
continues to baffle me why all Dems don’t talk like this at every opportunity. Look how easy it is. So simple. Just look into the camera and string those words and words like them together. 🫡
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Whether it's liberal kids at Oberlin asking for trigger warnings or conservative billionaires turning the Washington Post, CBS News, Twitter, and CNN into organs for right-wing propaganda, both sides have harmed our nation's ability to have an honest dialogue.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Uh, I’m not sure this is true.
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
olives. Green, black, whatever. I’ve tried. I WANT to like them. Just can’t get there. Tastes like mothballs or skunk sweat or something
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’ve seen enough, Cape Verde will be your World Cup champions
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
you know bluesky is a sports website because my feed is filled with complaints about the refs and complaints about complaints about the refs
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
they’ll pry my bud heavy from my cold dead hands
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DCRiff @dcriff.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
lmao, I actually puked a little just reading that
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