Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Or where you at least understand the statistics better than your PCP because you, for instance, teach college biostatistics. 020
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Is there a personality who lives at the intersection of climatology/meteorology and sports? I’d love a Patreon guest episode on the quirks of Columbia. (Also, Philly is at the same latitude as Madrid. The Gulf Stream, for now, is a thing. #GoBirds) 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Celebrating 26.42 millimeters of rain and the cancellation of the “Card in the City” spring game in Kezar Stadium for the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl supporting @newap-georgia.bsky.social. #GoStanford 010
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Yes, Vandy, I’ve been to two games in your stadium, both losses. One in which Georgia fans outnumbered yours by at least five to one and you could have lost by a hundred, the other in which a hapless Stanford team out-garbaged you for field goals. Why would you want me back? 010
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Can I read the comic book edition like some catcher with bad knees? 010
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 15/01/2026You know what, @researchgate.bsky.social, never mind. I was probably only going to look at the abstract, anyway. 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Tebow’s face is how many shades darker than his hands? 010
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 07/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy areaALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy area 010
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Deboer may need to pull out one of those Kaden Proctor plays just to cross midfield. 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 06/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy areaALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy area 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Is there anything that flummoxes a video codec more than an on-field confetti cannon? 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 23/11/2025“NFL Rules mandate that we take you to America’s Game of the Week?!” 030
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 16/11/2025In Arch’s defense, most of his receiving corps had a serious case of brisketfingers tonight. 010
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I believe Stockton might have lost his student ID during that little scamper. #GoDawgs 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 08/11/2025And who wouldn’t respond positively to a week without Brian Kelly in their face, really? 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Maillard Redeemer of the Living Tuber sounds like a winner, to me. 020
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Roses are red, violets are blue… www.chronicle.com/article/your...chronicle.comYour College President Makes Six Times as Much as YouMeanwhile, faculty pay hasn’t kept pace with inflation. 020
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 19/10/2025“Sanford stadium food options are good.” @tonywaller.bsky.social 110
Reposted by Duncan ElkinsBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/10/2025motherfucker I am GOING to a New Mexico game 3044616
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Let’s see that fourth quarter on your Instagram story, Mr. Freshwater. 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Not a huge fan of the new “Bend but don’t bark” defensive scheme. 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The new fireworks in Sanford rain soot all over our section, which I guess serves this gal right for ignoring the “stripe out” mandate and not wearing red. 010
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 16/10/2025See also mobileapp.cellartracker.com/insights and their exquisite command of AI. Is this a good vintage of “Chabis?” 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 05/10/2025If Florida wins this can we have an emergency @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark? 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 30/09/2025If this image of “Chabis” and “Cleæit” is how AI is going to transform my cellar management, I think I can get by with a notebook. 380
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 28/09/2025There was a fight in 135 between a couple of visiting fans and a Georgia guy. Bama #1 did a hockey-style shirt-pull over the Georgia fan’s head and then the guy’s shorts fell down as he struggled to get out of it. 010
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Right? There should be a way to document and report this. 110
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 11/09/2025My pre-order via Audible, placed over the summer, was just cancelled. “We are unable to provide a new estimated release date at this time. We will continue pursuing this item and hope to be able to offer it to customers in the future. We apologize for any inconvenience.” 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 06/09/2025When Kirby comes out after halftime and sees the Sanford stands have emptied.media.tenor.coma cartoon character with an angry look on his face and the words freetopsticker below himALT: a cartoon character with an angry look on his face and the words freetopsticker below him 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 06/09/2025New hatred, old hatred, folks are abiding too much of it. @bittersouth.bsky.social 000
Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 09/08/2025@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I scrolled pretty far, can it be that I’m the first to share this with you? www.instagram.com/p/DM8NIR4T-P... 000
