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Duncan Elkins

@dce.bsky.social
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Celebrating 26.42 millimeters of rain and the cancellation of the “Card in the City” spring game in Kezar Stadium for the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl supporting @newap-georgia.bsky.social. #GoStanford
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
You know what, @researchgate.bsky.social, never mind. I was probably only going to look at the abstract, anyway.
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Bobo, pwobabwy
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The new fireworks in Sanford rain soot all over our section, which I guess serves this gal right for ignoring the “stripe out” mandate and not wearing red.
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
See also mobileapp.cellartracker.com/insights and their exquisite command of AI. Is this a good vintage of “Chabis?”
AI wine slop image in a tweet from @TheWineLovers
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If this image of “Chabis” and “Cleæit” is how AI is going to transform my cellar management, I think I can get by with a notebook.
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
New hatred, old hatred, folks are abiding too much of it. @bittersouth.bsky.social
Screenshot of a text message chain advertising a new t-shirt. Image of theee shirts and a logo with a flag motif and “ABIDE NO HATRED.”, followed by text, “The BS:  In case you missed it, our all new Abide New Hatred Flag gear is the talk of the internet. Get yours before we sell out! Crisp, fresh, loud. Let's get loud! Shop here: https://kvo1.io/gREgN6
Text STOP to opt-out”
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I scrolled pretty far, can it be that I’m the first to share this with you? www.instagram.com/p/DM8NIR4T-P...
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The pup in question, testing the boundaries of his “place.”
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Warhammer shop next to the Ann Arbor Pharmacy would be a good place to verify the “drugs would be cheaper” meme. @edsbs.bsky.social
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I repeat.
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fuck off, Apple
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you’re on with no explanation.
A wall thermostat. The current temperature is below 60 degrees and the desired temperature is ~83.
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Couple racks I picked up from the UGA meat sale on Friday. Halves are raspberry-chipotle and the full one is butt rub plus a little sweet-heat.
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Today’s lesson in cognitive dissonance.
Above: News item skeet from WaPost stating Alabama’s Governor has signed a bill restricting DEI programs in public schools. 

Below: Skeet from Jason Kirk noting that his novel has been placed on a syllabus at the University of Alabama.
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Father-in-law’s garage at Del Boca Vista. Keep choppin’ wood.
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Ford F-250 dualie with Georgia vanity plate “PORKMAN”
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
[My other car is a superweapon] @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
@amandamull.bsky.social More good dogs on the field than usual
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Not since Alive 2007.
Daft Punk, in robot helmets and black suits.Score bug from baseball playoff game, teams are HOU MIN.
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Dan Aykroyd as the hit man Grocer in Grosse Pointe Blank.
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Duncan Elkins @dce.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
So Walker HBP from Strider, which isn’t a walk but became a run. #BARVES
Lines from box score of Diamondbacks-Braves, indicating that there was one HBP thrown by Strider, against Walker.
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