Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Someday I hope to be the kind of person who’s important enough that I apparently have to have conversations over speakerphone in an airport bathroom 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Thoughts and prayers* *I’m an atheist, so I don’t believe in prayer, and my thought is “good riddance” 020 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 06/09/2025What’s your guess as to how many male Republican members of Congress have ever had consensual sex? I’d say ~12%, but I’m kind of a Pollyanna 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I’m Dmitry, yes, I’m the real Dmitry, all you other Dmitrys are just imitating. So won’t the real Dmitry please stand up? 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 21/08/2025It’s really sweet the way the Persian place includes utensils with my takeout order, as if we don’t all know I’m going to tear into that falafel wrap with my bare hands like a rabid goddamn weasel. 000 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 13/08/2025If you’re ever attacked by rats, you should say “oh, rats!” in a Charlie Brown voice, because that would be pretty funny. 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I just realized that Carmy’s relationship with his mother on The Bear pretty closely mirrors my own relationship with my mother, and I’m…not entirely sure how to feel about that, honestly 000 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 13/07/2025The air conditioning discourse, also known as the ac dc. 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 09/07/2025A thing I’ve discovered that I kinda like about myself is that I’m a really good plant dad 010 0
Reposted by Eddie DeanRusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 09/07/2025“The bot created by racists on the racist platform did a racism” like yeah? That’s what it’s for 2343 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Sometimes self care means getting a giant iced matcha latte and watching K-pop videos. Today is one of those times. 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I was lucky enough to be at the Beyoncé show in Houston Saturday night. I’d say roughly 65,000 folx were there, most of whom were people of color and/or queer. It truly felt like a gathering of family, and it gave me great hope. The agents of hate will not win, because we won’t let them. 020 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Love the expression on the hot dog’s face. “Yeah, go ahead and eat me man, I’m past caring.” 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I think you’re a couch fucking piece of shit with a ridiculous beard. 000 0
Reposted by Eddie DeanNoelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Might save a life. 2232991714769 0
Reposted by Eddie DeanSesame Workers Union @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social · 07/03/2025@sesameworkshop.bsky.social has not responded to our request for voluntary recognition by our proposed deadline. There is still time for leadership to do the right thing! Sign the petition here to urge them to listen to their workers: actionnetwork.org/letters/soli... 34917 0
Reposted by Eddie Deandan sinker @dansinker.com · 05/03/2025Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check. What I’m saying is we can go harder. 286152473764 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 05/03/2025If you’re a connoisseur of fresh new hells, this is truly a golden age. 020 0
Reposted by Eddie Deancaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 05/03/2025giving up spell check for Lunt 2156594 0
Reposted by Eddie Deancaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025pagliacci: but doctor... i AM pagliacci doctor: then shut the fuck up 561977 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Sebastian Stan has now played a man with enormous genitals and a man with microscopic genitals. That’s range. 000 0
Reposted by Eddie DeanMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/02/2025This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs. 20644365913440 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 23/02/2025THE ABYSS: Hey man, you’ve been gazing into me for a while now, maybe take a break and go do something else for a bit? 020 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Me, passing someone on the street at 3:30 p.m. (with a jaunty wave): Good morning! 020 0
Reposted by Eddie DeanRusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 03/02/2025Everybody thinks it’s gonna be later, and it’s gonna be somebody else. But it’s not. It’s now, and it’s you. 221245258 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 02/02/2025The salon where I get my nails done always has the Food Network playing. So now my nails look great but also I’m hungry. 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Happy Parable of the Sower day, everybody! I’m going to celebrate by huddling in the corner, maybe some weeping if I get the chance. 020 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I just realized why Musk and Trump get along so well: they’re both terrified of stairs. 100 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 26/01/2025“Well, Teams has been sending me into a blinding rage all day, but now it’s time to relax with some OH GODDAMMIT” 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Watching opening night of Unrivaled. I support the Lunar Owls because duh, they’re the goddamn Lunar Owls. 000 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Okay, I may need to reconsider being an atheist.hollywoodreporter.comMel Gibson’s Malibu House Burned Down While He Was in Austin for Joe Rogan Interview: “My Place Looked Like Dresden”The actor revealed that the home he had lived in for over a decade was completely gone, but that his chickens had survived. 120 0
Reposted by Eddie DeanMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Trump: We will strangle the scarecrow child for national spaghetti purposes Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund 622314491 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 10/01/2025And here I was worried nothing good would happen in 2025.theguardian.comAnita Bryant, singer and anti-gay rights crusader, dies aged 84Bryant was Miss Oklahoma and Florida Citrus spokesperson before leading anti-LGBTQ+ ‘Save Our Children’ campaign 020 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Btw if you want to feel old the first Gen Beta babies are being born today. 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 01/01/2025New Year’s Eve used to mean staying out all night drinking. Now it means having ludicrous amounts of Thai food delivered, watching a movie, being in bed by 9:00, and going to lunch the next day. I only regret doing it wrong all those years. 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I don’t believe in heaven, but if I’m wrong, Jimmy Carter is most assuredly there.theguardian.comJimmy Carter, longest-lived US president, dies aged 100Former president faced series of economic and foreign policy crises, including Iran hostage affair and Soviet invasion of Afghanistan 020 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 25/12/2024You can tell someone who grew up with this album by their inability to not yell “WON’T GO!” whenever We Wish You a Merry Christmas plays 040 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Have a holly jolly Christmas, and in case you didn’t hear, oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year. Also maybe consider getting your hearing checked, I’m a little concerned you didn’t catch that the first time, I said it pretty loudly 020 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I think the most stressful part of the holidays for me is the way it gets increasingly difficult to pretend to give a shit about work 010 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Watching Home Alone, a movie with zero sequels. ZERO. I will not be taking any questions. 000 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 07/12/2024If you see the United Healthcare CEO shooter—no, you didn’t 000 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Kinda feel like I’m not getting enough credit for being in the top 0.3% of listeners to Von dutch by Charli XCX 000 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Is it healthy, or even rational, to be as enraged as I am by the NYT Strands puzzle today? Probably not, but here we are 030 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Hey fellas! Concerned (with good cause) about what might happen with reproductive rights? Get a vasectomy! It only hurts a little (honestly the shaving is the most annoying part), and you can get it reversed later if you want. One of the best decisions I ever made. Don’t be snippy—get snipped! 110 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024It’s ironic that it’s called Microsoft Teams when using it makes me want to cut off all contact with humanity 000 0
Reposted by Eddie Deanpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/12/2024It’s disturbing that President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter, but even more disturbing that he’s posthumously pardoned his other son, the Night Stalker Richard Ramirez 201526142 0
Eddie Dean @dbminicooper.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I’d like to request that all of the Year in Review things I’m going to start getting stop at October 000 0
