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Patrick Allison

@dbarawn.bsky.social
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Research scientist in astroparticle physics at Ohio State University. Ph.D., Physics, OSU, 2007. B.S. Physics, B.S. As&Ap, PSU, 1999.

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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Not much earlier. The trade can't become official until the 2nd, which means the first team bears all the injury risk until then. Especially for Huff, who has 17M fully guaranteed remaining. So it'd be awkward: trade team wants Huff in shape b/c paying 17M, Eagles want him doing nothing.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
@aaronschatz.com Nice bold takes article, but unlike releases, you can't designate trades as post-June 1. They have to actually happen in June. www.espn.com/nfl/insider/...
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Also was only fooled by the hot Nazis, of which there are none here
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Indy is also 100% not fooled by people pretending not to be Nazis ... unless they're hot, which, y'know, eeeew Trump
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
The explosives weren't active: in the document it mentions they were inert.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
(I may or may not have broken down Ghostbusters' characters and development in college, why do you ask? 🤣)
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
All of the 3 original Ghostbusters are *supposed* to be weird. You get an intro to that super fast (Venkman's a creep, Egon tried to drill a hole in his head, Ray let Venkman take out a horrible mortgage and got suckered into buying a rustbucket). Winston's there to stress "these guys are weird"
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
That movie had *TWO* cultural touchstones! First is the song (obviously) and the second is popularizing the phrase "X is toast" which mostly *did not exist* prior to Bill Murray ad libbing it.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I mean, you're literally supposed to hate Venkman at the start of the first two movies. He's an utter creep in the first and a total fraud in the second. And then you slowly get invested in this creep guy becoming not one. note Winston (the everyman) never does anything remotely iffy in either
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
But! That's a bull$#!+ number, because generally, the writing part of a person's day is low calorie usage, which means for a typical US diet, they're *carbon negative* for that portion.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
"that's the total energy to keep a human ALIVE" More than alive. It aggregates everything they're doing *including using ChatGPT*. Actual energy cost to keep a human alive is absurdly tiny (order 100W) - so 0.1 kWh, or ~20 grams CO2e.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I'm constantly astounded at how any adult American can be so ignorant of what *fascism* is!
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
what he's neglecting to mention is that fascism is historically successful at stopping __everything__
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
me, naively: "creating an embedded Linux distro can't be too hard" me, shortly after: "wtf is a phandle? bbappend? why are you constantly downloading things? where is this reference coming from??"
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
my job also involves lots of computer I *do* understand the computer. that guy's *easy* ... it's all the weirdo coder types and their bizarro ideas I don't understand
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I mean if you apply the standard 10x multiplier for Musk in the correct direction, it's still insane but not like, wacko insane
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
of course if people don't realize that Musk just makes up numbers constantly left and right, that's an *additional* problem. Dude has never met a deadline or estimate he couldn't just blow right past
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
The building on fire (Fort Rapids) is a pretty darn visible building to anyone who drives through central Ohio on I-70 : it's right off the first exit heading west after the 270 split. It's also this huge TikTok thing - if you've seen stuff like "America's Largest Abandoned Waterpark" - that's it.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Seriously, how doesn't Jeff Oh Kern have a Wiki page. Bought stuff at auction cheap, refused to sell/upkeep them - his asking prices were absurd and was almost impossible to contact. Sentenced to jail time (avoided, I think?) multiple times, has multiple warrants out Whines to court every time
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
The history behind this thing is insane. It closed in 2016 due to code violations. Bought at auction in 2017 by Jeff Kern, Ohio Slumlord Kern refuses to sell stuff despite abandoning them Kern's legal troubles blew up in past few years Declared a public nuisance Suddenly sold Massive fire 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Hotel at Fort Rapids Waterpark suffers massive fire days after approved sale
COLUMBUS, Ohio (WCMH) – Three days after the sale was approved to turn a former indoor waterpark building into affordable workforce housing, the Columbus Division of Fire responded to a massive fir…
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
we can only hope
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Rodgers's expression here is just :chef's kiss:
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Jets flop again, vs. Pats: 'A moment of darkness'
The Jets dropped their fifth straight game, a demoralizing 25-22 loss to the Patriots, on Sunday at Gillette Stadium -- one of the franchise's lowest points in recent memory.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Achievement unlocked: throwing sparks in the driveway and thinking "miiight want to bring that fire extinguisher closer." Angle grinders are just big-boy Dremels.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
It mattered that he couldn't lead his party. In the modern US, that's almost all that matters of a President (sigh).
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
narrator: they have not, in fact, tried wearing deodorant
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
This is literally the only way democracy works!
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
And another Saturday with a kid having S-tier anxiety attacks and refusing to accept they're anxiety attacks. Mental health is just utterly crippling, and the stigma that still exists has destroyed so much.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
every time I think that I'm reminded of this scene from Dr Who, and I remind myself I do not think I have the self control to be in the same room as Elon Musk
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a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a police officer .
Alt: "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many." - the Eleventh Doctor
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Yeah. Seriously could be a massive turning point in space exploration, and I was just shocked when I saw NASA funding opportunities open with insane rapid timescales. I was like, holy cow, it's happening. Now I realize it's a pissing contest and I'm ethically unsure about being involved.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I seriously have no idea why NASA/Artemis politics seem to actually matter to these mega billionaires - I mean, it's friggin chump change - but I'm finding it harder and harder to deny that it isn't driving them.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
The answer to "how it interacts with the code" is usually "in as confusing a way as possible"
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
oh god I've spent more of my life explaining async issues to people than I ever wanted to Once you do understand it you tend to be overly paranoid and freak out about everything, but the reverse is so so worse and usually makes people think I'm the problem 😠
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
he... he's campaigning with *Trump* and saying that the FDA suppresses *exercise* while standing beside a person who literally thinks ** exercise will kill you **
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
My God, RFK, the only person who aggressively suppresses *exercise* is the dude you're supporting for President.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
waitwaitwait, I missed *exercise* 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
"hyperbaric therapies" lol, he even included one that the FDA literally supports and has a page on. apparently his only issue is that the FDA has the gall to say it won't give you superpowers or make you live forever
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I may have crossed the line in terms of my snark amount in software/firmware god, corporate coding would kill me
"This is the shittiest garbage I've ever written""uh whatever"
"we'll figure this shit out later"OH MY DEAR GOD SOMEONE EFFED UP AND MISSPELLED THE INVERSE SINC FILTER AND THEY JUST LEFT IT
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Anyone who thinks you can preserve modern software within the DMCA is nuts. There are really good efforts to preserve games made before cryptographic lockdowns out there (the Zelda N64 reverse engineering project, f.ex.). Those don't work. You just lose everything with 1201. It's just gone.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
this is not intending to forgive any of those 9/11 decisions, they need to go away, but I don't think things necessarily would have been any different with someone else is what I'm saying This is ludicrously not true with Trump
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I actually have a lot of understanding for GWB, who I protested (more protesting the Court). 9/11 was an extreme situation, it's not fair to judge in hindsight. WTF are they reacting to now?? Oh, government imposed all these lockdowns, that made us mad, let's elect a fascist??? How does that work??
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I didn't vote party lines. I *hate* the idea of political parties, where we pretend this weird thing is part of government when it's not. I'm full on Ferris Bueller: I don't believe in isms. But they're Nazis. This isn't hard.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Aspiring????
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Help me I'm stuck in a Joanns with an ADHD kid the day before a Halloween dance
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
It is so, so bizarre that the core of Trump’s policy agenda is based on just lying about how tariffs work at the most basic, 101 level imaginable. It’s not controversial. It’s not even complicated. It’s just a lie. It’s like saying income taxes are paid by leprechauns.
Truth Social post in which Trump lies about how tariffs work.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
It is utterly ridiculous how fragmented and limited parental control tools are. And the response you get asking on forums is appalling: "just talk to your kid" "be a parent" etc. etc. Let me be exceptionally clear to the "just be a parent" crowd: you have *no idea* what an ODD kid needs.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
close second to "it acts weird" or "it's wonky". Those are
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a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .
Alt: lady about to strangle someone
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
me, whenever I get "it doesn't work" or "it's not working" from someone
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a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
Alt: scene from Clue where Ms. Scarlet describes flames shooting out of her head
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
By a staggering coincidence, "I wish we wouldn't always go straight to Nazis" is also what France/Poland/etc. said.
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
"there's no *tension*" sir, this is a Wendy's
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Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
however bad you imagined it, it's worse
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