Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Not much earlier. The trade can't become official until the 2nd, which means the first team bears all the injury risk until then. Especially for Huff, who has 17M fully guaranteed remaining. So it'd be awkward: trade team wants Huff in shape b/c paying 17M, Eagles want him doing nothing. 000
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 22/02/2025@aaronschatz.com Nice bold takes article, but unlike releases, you can't designate trades as post-June 1. They have to actually happen in June. www.espn.com/nfl/insider/... 100
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Also was only fooled by the hot Nazis, of which there are none here 0110
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Indy is also 100% not fooled by people pretending not to be Nazis ... unless they're hot, which, y'know, eeeew Trump 050
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 05/11/2024The explosives weren't active: in the document it mentions they were inert. 060
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 31/10/2024(I may or may not have broken down Ghostbusters' characters and development in college, why do you ask? 🤣) 060
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 31/10/2024All of the 3 original Ghostbusters are *supposed* to be weird. You get an intro to that super fast (Venkman's a creep, Egon tried to drill a hole in his head, Ray let Venkman take out a horrible mortgage and got suckered into buying a rustbucket). Winston's there to stress "these guys are weird" 2121
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 31/10/2024That movie had *TWO* cultural touchstones! First is the song (obviously) and the second is popularizing the phrase "X is toast" which mostly *did not exist* prior to Bill Murray ad libbing it. 050
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 31/10/2024I mean, you're literally supposed to hate Venkman at the start of the first two movies. He's an utter creep in the first and a total fraud in the second. And then you slowly get invested in this creep guy becoming not one. note Winston (the everyman) never does anything remotely iffy in either 1171
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024But! That's a bull$#!+ number, because generally, the writing part of a person's day is low calorie usage, which means for a typical US diet, they're *carbon negative* for that portion. 020
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024"that's the total energy to keep a human ALIVE" More than alive. It aggregates everything they're doing *including using ChatGPT*. Actual energy cost to keep a human alive is absurdly tiny (order 100W) - so 0.1 kWh, or ~20 grams CO2e. 120
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024I'm constantly astounded at how any adult American can be so ignorant of what *fascism* is! 100
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024what he's neglecting to mention is that fascism is historically successful at stopping __everything__ 100
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024me, naively: "creating an embedded Linux distro can't be too hard" me, shortly after: "wtf is a phandle? bbappend? why are you constantly downloading things? where is this reference coming from??" 000
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 29/10/2024my job also involves lots of computer I *do* understand the computer. that guy's *easy* ... it's all the weirdo coder types and their bizarro ideas I don't understand 110
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024I mean if you apply the standard 10x multiplier for Musk in the correct direction, it's still insane but not like, wacko insane 000
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024of course if people don't realize that Musk just makes up numbers constantly left and right, that's an *additional* problem. Dude has never met a deadline or estimate he couldn't just blow right past 100
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024The building on fire (Fort Rapids) is a pretty darn visible building to anyone who drives through central Ohio on I-70 : it's right off the first exit heading west after the 270 split. It's also this huge TikTok thing - if you've seen stuff like "America's Largest Abandoned Waterpark" - that's it. 000
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024Seriously, how doesn't Jeff Oh Kern have a Wiki page. Bought stuff at auction cheap, refused to sell/upkeep them - his asking prices were absurd and was almost impossible to contact. Sentenced to jail time (avoided, I think?) multiple times, has multiple warrants out Whines to court every time 100
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024The history behind this thing is insane. It closed in 2016 due to code violations. Bought at auction in 2017 by Jeff Kern, Ohio Slumlord Kern refuses to sell stuff despite abandoning them Kern's legal troubles blew up in past few years Declared a public nuisance Suddenly sold Massive fire 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔nbc4i.comHotel at Fort Rapids Waterpark suffers massive fire days after approved saleCOLUMBUS, Ohio (WCMH) – Three days after the sale was approved to turn a former indoor waterpark building into affordable workforce housing, the Columbus Division of Fire responded to a massive fir… 120
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 28/10/2024Rodgers's expression here is just :chef's kiss:espn.comJets flop again, vs. Pats: 'A moment of darkness'The Jets dropped their fifth straight game, a demoralizing 25-22 loss to the Patriots, on Sunday at Gillette Stadium -- one of the franchise's lowest points in recent memory. 000
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Achievement unlocked: throwing sparks in the driveway and thinking "miiight want to bring that fire extinguisher closer." Angle grinders are just big-boy Dremels. 000
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 27/10/2024It mattered that he couldn't lead his party. In the modern US, that's almost all that matters of a President (sigh). 010
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 27/10/2024narrator: they have not, in fact, tried wearing deodorant 000
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024And another Saturday with a kid having S-tier anxiety attacks and refusing to accept they're anxiety attacks. Mental health is just utterly crippling, and the stigma that still exists has destroyed so much. 000
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024every time I think that I'm reminded of this scene from Dr Who, and I remind myself I do not think I have the self control to be in the same room as Elon Muskmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a police officer .Alt: "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many." - the Eleventh Doctor 010
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Yeah. Seriously could be a massive turning point in space exploration, and I was just shocked when I saw NASA funding opportunities open with insane rapid timescales. I was like, holy cow, it's happening. Now I realize it's a pissing contest and I'm ethically unsure about being involved. 220
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I seriously have no idea why NASA/Artemis politics seem to actually matter to these mega billionaires - I mean, it's friggin chump change - but I'm finding it harder and harder to deny that it isn't driving them. 140
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024The answer to "how it interacts with the code" is usually "in as confusing a way as possible" 020
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024oh god I've spent more of my life explaining async issues to people than I ever wanted to Once you do understand it you tend to be overly paranoid and freak out about everything, but the reverse is so so worse and usually makes people think I'm the problem 😠 020
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024he... he's campaigning with *Trump* and saying that the FDA suppresses *exercise* while standing beside a person who literally thinks ** exercise will kill you ** 040
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024My God, RFK, the only person who aggressively suppresses *exercise* is the dude you're supporting for President. 010
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024"hyperbaric therapies" lol, he even included one that the FDA literally supports and has a page on. apparently his only issue is that the FDA has the gall to say it won't give you superpowers or make you live forever 130
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I may have crossed the line in terms of my snark amount in software/firmware god, corporate coding would kill me 010
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Anyone who thinks you can preserve modern software within the DMCA is nuts. There are really good efforts to preserve games made before cryptographic lockdowns out there (the Zelda N64 reverse engineering project, f.ex.). Those don't work. You just lose everything with 1201. It's just gone. 160
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024this is not intending to forgive any of those 9/11 decisions, they need to go away, but I don't think things necessarily would have been any different with someone else is what I'm saying This is ludicrously not true with Trump 010
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I actually have a lot of understanding for GWB, who I protested (more protesting the Court). 9/11 was an extreme situation, it's not fair to judge in hindsight. WTF are they reacting to now?? Oh, government imposed all these lockdowns, that made us mad, let's elect a fascist??? How does that work?? 110
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I didn't vote party lines. I *hate* the idea of political parties, where we pretend this weird thing is part of government when it's not. I'm full on Ferris Bueller: I don't believe in isms. But they're Nazis. This isn't hard. 130
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Help me I'm stuck in a Joanns with an ADHD kid the day before a Halloween dance 000
Reposted by Patrick AllisonJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 24/10/2024It is so, so bizarre that the core of Trump’s policy agenda is based on just lying about how tariffs work at the most basic, 101 level imaginable. It’s not controversial. It’s not even complicated. It’s just a lie. It’s like saying income taxes are paid by leprechauns. 1292616656
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 22/10/2024It is utterly ridiculous how fragmented and limited parental control tools are. And the response you get asking on forums is appalling: "just talk to your kid" "be a parent" etc. etc. Let me be exceptionally clear to the "just be a parent" crowd: you have *no idea* what an ODD kid needs. 000
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 22/10/2024close second to "it acts weird" or "it's wonky". Those aremedia.tenor.coma woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .Alt: lady about to strangle someone 000
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 22/10/2024me, whenever I get "it doesn't work" or "it's not working" from someonemedia.tenor.coma woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flamesAlt: scene from Clue where Ms. Scarlet describes flames shooting out of her head 100
Patrick Allison @dbarawn.bsky.social · 21/10/2024By a staggering coincidence, "I wish we wouldn't always go straight to Nazis" is also what France/Poland/etc. said. 000