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DBAKevlar

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Advocate and Engineer at @Redgate | Multiplatform DBA and AI Specialist | Karma's BFF | Free the AuDHD brain | Lives on an awesome floating home on the Columbia River in Portland, OR

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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 3h
Doing my laundry, as there’s a very convenient and clean one couple doors down from my hotel. Can we discuss the lovely, colorful laundry the guy next to me has and how mine is as dark as my soul? Yes, there’s clothes in the washer on the right…:)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Holy f’n mother of God, Valencia is beautiful!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I just discovered something for @ryanbooz.bsky.social - history of beekeeping in Valencia…:)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Good morning from Valencia!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The gin tour continues…:)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Spain does not skimp on their gin and tonic!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don’t understand some airports… we’ll let you check your bags at 2 hrs before your flight, but tell you to be there 3 hrs before… & then not announce the check in 1 1/2 before…:(
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank you to Dataminds Connect for the great conference and great attendees!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mechelen, Belgium is cute! Even found a local beer…
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On the Eurostar to Brussels.. Dataminds Connect next week!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How the hell is there snow on the roof of Kings Cross??
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The British Library exhibits- well worth the visit! London
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lovely gin, afternoon tea and a good book in London before a few vacation days in Belgium- “We have to get rid of the old idea that what happens to men is political, and therefore subject to change, but what happens to women is cultural, and shouldn’t, be changed”. Gloria Steinem
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Truth.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wuv my new Apple AirPod Max headphone covers!!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This carpet was designed to drive the neurospicy insane as we try to find pictures in the squiggles in the carpet pattern. Hint: there are none. :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nine years ago, Da man, da legend, Davinci
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nice trip to Astoria today!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunday, fun day in Astoria
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Put together two cabinets and rearranged my office today. Need to figure out my desk setup still. So many Lego …:)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“The old lady” :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yo, second skin bandages, you should warn folks that the bandages will turn into a slimy rollup 🐛 if you wear them into the shower or bath. This is not multi-day use if you like hygiene and if they fall off in the bath- terrifying..:)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great first day at #DevOpsDaysPortland
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Great placement for the #pdxwit table at #DevOpsDaysPortland #postgresql #wit
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don’t judge me. :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pretty September evening on the Columbia!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today it’s planes, trains, and automobiles…. But at least I get to go home!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I use opencore outer earbuds with white noise to help. I tried loops, but my ears do not like anything inside them- earplugs, earbuds, etc. The combo of the earbuds with white noise works well.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Be free, Hello Kitty…
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Uhm… San Francisco Bay, are you okay? #algae
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ll be presenting the Thursday keynote at CloudX/API/AI World conference next week apiworld.co
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pretty sure 85% on the water are drunk today… if over 45 yrs of age, chance increases to 98%… sheesh. :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Upgraded! :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I see a little blue through the smoke… #pnw
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#IYKYK #NewTattoo
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy 60th Wedding anniversary to my parents and damn you for making marriage look so easy… :)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm done for the day...so is the dog.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Who gets to say they got a bigger back yard? they moved the sailboat dock out another 20ft today!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is King George, he rules over all the pigeons at DFW... God, someone save me from my flight delay and 5 hour layover in Dallas...:)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
at the Baton Rouge airport, waiting for my plane, watching the runway when suddenly a moth, the size of my palm hits into the window....time to leave Louisiana.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Automatic response to anyone who pinged me at 4:45pm or later today : "Not today, Satan." and this picture:
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sunday shenanigans
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
During lunch today, had my appointment to get my latest tattoo - I call it "otter space"
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Thank you for the lovely birthday gift, @tracyboggiano.com! Lego every day of the year! (Chihuahua for perspective)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ended the day installing and testing out my new motor on my Stand up board!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
YES- strawberry and cream from the patisserie!
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Spending my gluten quota wisely...:)
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How the hell did I turn 59???
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Goodbye airstream... you were awesome! You have a new home now.
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DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Home, sweet home... from the river...
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