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espresso, dogs, games, books, anime, eating, cooking, coding, woodworking, gardening, famously has never had a nazi phase

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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 02/10/2026
what a peculiarity
picture of the kitsap county voter's guide. 

the text says:

"You may be asking, 'If the commissioner race wasn't on my ballot in the Primary, why is it in my ballot now?'

In the primary, only voters who live in County Commissioner District 3 could vote on that race.

In the general ejection _all_ Kitsap voters are able to vote in that contest.

RCW 36.32.040
RCW 36.32.050"
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 20/09/2026
okay that only took two hours
two eggs on hash with kari-kari chili crispone egg on hash with kari-kari chili crispone egg on hash no crisp
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 20/09/2026
the squished
smashed flat purple and yellow fingerling potatoes
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 20/09/2026
the turner is not for the pan, it's to transfer the squished
deep frying potatoes in a wok
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 19/09/2026
i guess some people still want to talk about this filthy dildo and that's fine but i don't need to hear it
A screenshot of the "Add muted words and tags" screen, with Ken Jennings typed in
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 08/09/2026
A grey tabby, photographed through a glass door. The cat is sitting in a cat bed suction cupped to the door, meowing at it's owner through the glass.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 04/09/2026
i'm sorry what the fuck?
Question 60 of 60: What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
- sunshower
- the wolf is giving birth
- the devil is beating his wife
- monkey's wedding
- fox's wedding
- pineapple rain
- liquid sun
- I have no term or expression for this
- other
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 26/08/2026
good because this mfer is always going to get the cute aggression swearing & threats & treats
a tabby cat sleeping in a sun beam while wrapped around a large blue cooler that dax is too fucking lazy to take down to basement storage

the kitty is just stupid cute
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 24/08/2026
I was today days old when I found out K2 is a type of drug as well as a lethal mountain. I was completely dumbfounded by the top result. Like "of course the mountain renowned for eating climbers is more lethal than cannabis, why is this even here?"
kagi search results for the query "how lethal is K2"

I was expecting a body count of climbers to lead the search results, not a "Why K2 is So Much More Dangerous than Marijuana" (important note: this is true of both the Mountain and the Drug, apparently)
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 23/08/2026
i think that might predate them adding the "Image Safe Search" toggle? i'm not sure. I saw plenty of titties when i asked for them so either they're super bad at it or the toggle works kagi.com/settings/sea...
screenshot of the kagi search settings page. shows the two toggles in question.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 21/08/2026
:C
screenshot of substack labeler, subscribed & configuredscreenshot to a skeet of a link to substack, no label shown
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 19/08/2026
like, your terrified hand wringing and absurd accusations of cause are clearly not indicated in the data; of the countries list, the USA is the biggest "big med" of any of those countries, and the other country's birthrates have been static since the 50's, well before "big med" became a thing.
same chart range, illustrating the US' population growth in comparison to germany, france, canada, and finland

the us growth is substantial, while the other 4 are virtually static throughout the last 76 years.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 19/08/2026
yup, totally fine with that. pretty sure we got the continuation of our species well in hand. on the other hand, i'm sorry you live your life in utter terror and rage over manufactured nonsense. it has to be exhausting. i hope things turn a corner for you.
screenshot of our population growth over time as a chart. the rate of population growth shows pretty surprising linear growth over time. it starts in 1950 with about 2.5b people and grows pretty much at the exact same rate until it hits 8.1 billion in 2026.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 19/08/2026
JERRY GET BACK HERE I KNOW YOU SAW THIS
screenshot of people who liked this post, notably including jerry himself
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 15/08/2026
yeah i don't know either
screenshot of skeet by not an art thief:

"stealing a guy's montblanc pen at the airport security line is so fucking dirty dude

i just can't get over that. shoot that guy."
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 13/08/2026
[What are you afraid of, Coop?] > Spiders. And women. And, uh... spider-women.
Without naming the Film, say a line that would make any true fan immediately recognize the film?
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 11/08/2026
I took note of the latest primary election in my county, Kitsap County. For like the last 10 years of living here, we've always voted blue, but always had an R sherrif. And then in this last primary (WA does some top-2-either-party type affair re: primaries): www.kitsap.gov/auditor/Docu...
Screenshot of the Kitsap County Elections unofficial results as of 2026-08-11. It shows Rick Kuss (Prefers Republican Party) with 30,938 votes (40.42%) vs. Brandon L. Myers (Prefers Democratic Party) with 45,611 votes (59.58%). Cast votes: 76,549. Undervotes: 1300. Overvotes (???): 11. write-ins: 65.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 28/07/2026
The good news is that birch extract seems to be gone from Amazon, so everyone should rest easier.
Screenshot of amazon orders page, showing the product marketed as "Birch Alcohol-FREE Liquid Extract, Birch (Betula Alba) Dried Bark Glycerite 2 oz"
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 22/07/2026
feel like groundhogs should be called "gopher bears" tho
a picture of a rotund but regal gopher-bear on the left (groundhog), and a smaller svelter gopher-bud waving goodbye to an old timey passenger ship (probably)
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 17/07/2026
I went to talk shit about the conference and ended up talking shit about his "actually secularism is the problem" post instead
Jeremey Menchik quote skeeting someeone: "I think we need an inverse thread where we talk about things that normal intelligent people universally agree upon that are for some reason hot takes within your profession"

To which he (Jeremy) added: Religious belief and religious belonging are good for democracy. militant secularism, not so much.

I responded with a chain of three skeets:
continue with your thought, please. how does my militant secularism translate into being a negative for democracy. show your work.

as far as i can tell, militant religiousness has done incalculable damage to our republic and militant secularism has done... what? what harm is there in saying 'i don't want any part of your religious nonsense in my life?' what pillars have democracy has this eroded?

i do not think you are a serious person, which makes sense why you'd also invite a white nationalist to a conference on leftwing jewishness. you're not a particularly principled person, are you?

[editor's note: I don't know if jewishness is the right word, if it should be capitalized, etc. I would like to be corrected so please do not hesitate to get me up to speed, I want to be treating *everyone* except this ding-donger with respect here]
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 15/07/2026
This was a severely pruned back one I had to cut most of the top off of because the top had grown into the grow lights and managed to burn itself out.
The roots of a hydroponically grown habanada pepper plant, after being extracted from the growing rigTop of the ridiculous habanada that took over my hydroponic setupThe habanada, repotted in a 3 gallon pot and set in my bay window
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 14/07/2026
Screenshot of an x-tweet from @BuffaloRon

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 11/07/2026
londo mollari from babylon 5 in oil, as a portrait, seemingly from "Rugido Art" https://rugidoart.com/gallery/babylon-5-londo-mollari/
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 09/07/2026
start them out young, teach 'em edward 40 hands with a blue little hug duct taped to each little mitt
advertisement for little hugs fruit barrels drinks. they're purple (grape), blue (blue raspberry), green (kiwi strawberry), and red (fruit punch).
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 07/07/2026
this isn't exactly directly applicable but it's also not not applicable and i think you could stand to hear it
Text on a light green/olive background of a drawing of baba yaga's house - a small house on chicken legs. The text says: "Girl, stop feeling guilty about setting boundaries. Baba Yaga has eaten people for much less than what you are tolerating."

There's a watermark/maker mark of "Wildwood Healing" below that.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 21/06/2026
... is it tho?
screenshot of a wayfair add for a silver or chrome plated cowboy hat dish with salsa in the top indent and chips on the brim. the ad text says "now trending" and the bottom says "make it western"
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 20/05/2026
:| this was the worst timing for my feed :(
Screenshot of skyline. In the top post, mox says 'you look so cute when you smile bro', and the post directly under it is a mother jone's article with the title 'having the irs agree to do no audits of the President, his family, and their businesses is unheard of' with a picture of trump's horrific smirking mug right in our face.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 19/05/2026
At least he was upfront about who he was, I guess
Screenshot of John Brown's Body's profile page.

His bio is simply: "Blowhard"
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 11/05/2026
Screenshot of @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app saying 'I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY STRIKES I HAVE!'
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 11/05/2026
yeah, i opened up your profile in bsky.app in a browser that has never logged into bsky and it's saying suspended. sucks man!
Screenshot of @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app's profile as it appears in a logged-out browser. It says Not Found, Account has been suspended
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 11/05/2026
for some inexplicable reason my brother just gave me a stack of my cds that he had, and my early 20s are flashing back like crazy
a stack of cds, albums mostly from the 90's and aughties.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 08/05/2026
Kagi, my search engine, that I have AI responses turned off for, returned this: I now need to click the top link, because it is tailor made for my interests.
Screenshot of Kagi search results to "what is John Scalzi's favorite burrito". Incredibly interesting results right at the top; "What Kind of Burrito Would You Feed A Dragon? John Scalzi Answers!", and then "Which Scalzi Should You Read Next", which isn't likely to answer our question, but it's a pretty esoteric question anyway
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 08/05/2026
i expected significantly worse
screenshot of github copilot basically refusing to answer the question, which is the correct move.

text: "❯ What is John Scalzi's favorite burrito?

◐ The user is asking a fun/trivia question about John Scalzi's favorite burrito. This isn't related to the codebase. I'll just answer from general knowledge - I don't need to search the web
   for this unless I'm unsure.

  I actually don't know John Scalzi's favorite burrito off the top of my head. This isn't a coding question, so I'll just say I don't know.

● I don't have information about John Scalzi's favorite burrito. That's outside my area of expertise — I'm best suited for software engineering tasks. You might try asking on his blog, 
  Whatever, where he's known to discuss such important topics! 🌯"
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 07/05/2026
nice mod label, how did you catch that one?
screenshot of kielbasadude.bsky.social's post, with an antiblack harassment moderation badge on display
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 16/04/2026
He's like twice the asshole as in this picture
habanada in a hydroponic setup. the world's sparsest oregano tries to grow next to it, the world's saddest thai basil flees from it's might, and the tiniest babiest little strawberry plant sprouts are next to it, like ants next to humans.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 05/04/2026
jean luc picard in the "there are four lights" meme. the text says "there are no clouds".
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 31/03/2026
Windows users when you ask them to open a terminal to make a simple change
Anime screenshot of a woman with a panicked, desperate expression. The subtitles read: "Have you seen my Gooey?! Gooey's gone missing!"
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 27/03/2026
Aside: I wish Luigi could visit every Novo Nordisk exec. Just to talk.
Another amazon screenshot showing the "Coupon savings" of 1199.80.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 27/03/2026
Screenshot of an Amazon Pharmacy screen showing WeGovy, 4mg, 30 day supply, 149$ without insurance.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 12/03/2026
i was waiting for a lyft in bellevue wa and i found where they keep the mox (moxes? moxen?)
google maps screen shot of mox boarding house, a game shop of some sort
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 12/03/2026
Kombucha Girl Meme with text saying "Go Big | Or Go Home"

The image is split in half showing two still images of a woman trying kombucha for the first time. On the left, under "GO BIG", she's making a face of outright disgust. On the right, under "OR GO HOME" she's making a face like "maybe? maybe????"
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 12/03/2026
what a dick
Ascii art of a cow with a speech bubble saying "Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate."
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 11/03/2026
my haters are lacking in hinges
screenshot of the lists @dax.pryce.io is on from clearsky. they're a colorful bunch. it's not strictly material outside of 3 of them mad I already blocked them, so they put me on their block list, which is fun! maybe they think it's like multiplying negatives? i don't know, but it's fun to imagine what they're thinking!
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 10/03/2026
Actually, let's not focus on my anecdote about how "say" is used in development. Merriam-webster makes a better argument: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/say So "say" is technically valid, but since it can also imply 1a and 1b, which implies agency, it muddies the waters.
Merriam-webster.com definition of "say". Screenshot is of the text 

3a: Indicate, Show
the clock _says_ five minutes after twelve
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 10/03/2026
I've been doing dumb shit like this since I was playing elastomania in *highschool*
a linux terminal command line prompt and response from fortune piped into cowsay on stdin. please note that it includes an ascii art cow at the bottom of the "speech bubble" that I have excluded to save you from ascii-art-to-audio translation


Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents
does it take to change a light bulb? A:
That's proprietary information. Answer
available from AT&T on payment 
of license fee (binary only).
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 07/03/2026
> I help other small biz with their social media oh. oh no. honey, no.
Screenshot of Anna Pilette's profile card. I'm a US navy vet, a Geophysicist, an advocate for the LGBTQ+ community [editor note: she frequently misgendered Parker Malloy], Italian-American, & small business owner of atomicdumpling.com. I help other small biz with their social media in writing.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 04/03/2026
this is west coast erasure
A map of all the dunkin donut locations in the USA. The east coast has a lot of excellent representation on it, but anything west of the Mississippi river is *sparse as fuck*. Of note, no dunkins locations in: WA state, Oregon state, Idaho State, Montana State, either of the Dakota States, and only a single one in Wyoming. Utah and Nevada states have a couple, but for the most part there's just a whole lot of no fuckin' dunkin donuts. WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DUNKIN.
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 27/02/2026
@jcsalterego.bsky.social it's friday buddy
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 21/02/2026
@sethcotlar.bsky.social so my BIL is doing renovations in his Seattle area house and he came across these old newspaper fragments in the wall. Do you know of this pre-civil-rights era paper was talking about an *actual* KKK klan radio station call sign?
super old newspaper shredssuper old newspaper shreds. references the local broadcast callsign of KTW and another called KLAN
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Dax Pryce @dax.pryce.io · 10/02/2026
i can see how search got there but i also can say that is the wrong hit
screenshot of kagi search results. the query is "the monsters in my head butter knife fight" and the top result is "The Titty Monsters - Butterknife/Cut Off Her Head"
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