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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 16/10/2026

Ditto here. This was like if Peter Gibbons had actually stopped and spoke his mind with Lumbergh on his way out, instead of dodging past.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 16/10/2026

[Sting: *exists*] 🎶 You consider me the young apprentice Misfit Elf just wants to be a Dentist . . . 🎶

Screenshot of the misfit elf from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 15/10/2026

What, 57? What is this tattling, media-ouroboros shitstory, anyway? Who cares?!

Screenshot of a headline from thehill.com reading: Trump’s approval rating hits record low in Fox News poll
Administration | 2 hours ago

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 15/10/2026

[AI Mozart's 'Dad'] 🎶 Paul Gia-MAAAAAA-tiiiiiiii . . . . . 🎶

Screenshot from the film Amadeus where Il Commendatore has burst into the dinner party to mockingly accept Don Giovanni's invitation, and freak everyone the fuck out before he drags our playboy to Hell. In the movie, the viewer is meant to believe that this represents Mozart's father, which is a load of horseshit, but the film succeeds where it does with sheer enthusiasm.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 15/10/2026

Oh God, it's not one of those hardtimes . net kind of places, but for gamers instead of . . . Warped-Tour employees(?) or whatever, is it?!

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 15/10/2026

My electric guitar lessons are $15K up front, and I just walk in on day 1, drop this book on the floor in front of your kid, and walk away forever.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 14/10/2026

Nah, I'm sure Bolden means well, but what we are dealing with here is not simply a fucking 'con man'. 'Con man' is something my Dad would jokingly call his 1970s business buddies. We have been in deeper waters for a very long time, and I do not believe this is helping strike the proper tone, here.

Screenshot of a story from the hill.com reading: Opinion Election time is here, and voters have caught on to con-man Trump
Opinion | 5 minutes ago

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 14/10/2026

1. Epilogue: Aslan Was God, Get It? 2. The Other Hobbit, Who Believed In Jesus, and Didn’t Go To Hell 3. Dawn Treader (again, because it sounds like a killer album by Marillion or something) 4. Beowulf: The Monsters and the Critics” (1936. What he gets the good movies and ALL the academic papers?!)

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Elon Musk is now using his control of SpaceX, a US government contractors, to wage his own private foreign policy which is directly at odds with US government policy and instead supports a mortal adversary. This, in a word, is treason.

wsj.com

Ukraine Says New Limits on Starlink Are Disrupting Its Military Operations

Ukrainian officials say the limits imposed on the terminals have blunted their ability to attack Russian targets and intercept drones.

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026

waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 12/10/2026

"There are a lot of dumb stereotypes about the South . . . "

Screenshot of a Facebook marketplace ad selling a crucifix with a deer vertebra mounted on it and a black ribbon.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 12/10/2026

It emphasizes the bursting loins or whatever that guy was singing about.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 12/10/2026

I have always thought that.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 12/10/2026

If that Sun* comes out I'm gonna Vitamin D some bitches

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 11/10/2026

Just a reminder that the baby you see toward the beginning of The Blair Witch Project is now older than Janis Joplin, Hendrix et al. were when they died. Also, in the movie it ate a booger.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 10/10/2026

I posted about Fridtjof Nansen, the man who in 1888, explored Greenland on SKIS, just days after defending his theory of the concept of the NEURON. But more importantly he is absolutely 100% STEAMPUNK TECHNOVIKING, AND How the fuck is there NOT a movie about him starring Alexander Skarsgård?

Image of Fridtjof Nansen, looking a whole hell of a lot like Alexander Skarsgård. It's really really really fucking similar.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 10/10/2026

Look at the dressy boy in his little suit, pretending he has a career after all this . . . 'Old man yells at cloud via Elf On A Shelf' Speaking of Nobel, see Fridtjof Nansen. Fridtjof cross-country skied across Greenland in 1888, and DAYS AFTER giving us the NEURON as a concept. Be like Fridtjof.

Screenshot of news story from thehill.com, with picture of Marco Rubio speaking, and the headline: US sanctions global court as judge awarded Nobel Peace Prize

International

by Laura Kelly / 1 day ago

Fridtjof Wedel-Jarlsberg Nansen (Norwegian: [ˈfrɪ̂tːjɔf ˈnɑ̀nsn̩]; 10 October 1861 – 13 May 1930) was a Norwegian polymath and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, and FUCKING STEAMPUNK TECHNOVIKING AND HAD BETTER BE FUCKING PLAYED BY ALEXANDER SKARSGÅRD!!!!!

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 10/10/2026

Also, chickens? Cockfighting was first, then coq au vin, eggs, etc. apparently.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 10/10/2026

For decades I've often thought about who was the first neolithic person to be so hungry they cut up some cow's udder (like a real jerk), and had some milk, and I just learned about the -13,910T mutation, 9,000 years ago. Crazy to think that we were making cheese before we could really have milk.

scientificamerican.com

How Humans' Ability to Digest Milk Evolved from Famine and Disease

A landmark study is the first major effort to quantify how lactose tolerance developed

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 10/10/2026

Just like they gifted 'equal time' to climate deniers, NBC News is running the human-interest stories right under the actual terrible headlines now, so . . . it all evens out?

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 10/10/2026

(Apologies to AG in particular—I don't expect this would be his frame of choice—but somehow this silly makeup won awards.)

Screen grab of terrible decision by Ron Howard (losing all visual perspective as a filmmaker and trotting out his 20- or 30-something actors as old people instead of just hiring some folks.)

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 10/10/2026

"Welcome to Princeton, gentlemen..." (Is Princeton AI, or just Ron Howard movies?)

Screenshot from the "welcome to Princeton" scene in the Ron Howard film 'a Beautiful Mind' depicting Judd Hirsch being awesome at being Judd Hirsch.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 10/10/2026

Glass-clinking techbros in 5 years: "Can you believe we started out TELLING people people about the AI?"

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 09/10/2026

Omg I SWEAR I did not know about this thread when I posted this. Maybe I saw the trending out of the corner of my eye, and it caused this? bsky.app/profile/davi...

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 09/10/2026

I am terrified at the future I face now, knowing that misspelling is out there. It is a kind of heroism unparalleled in the history of humankind that I have not deleted the whole thing.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 09/10/2026

🎶Monday you can hold your head Tuesday, Wednesday, stay in bed Or Thursday watch the walls instead It's Friday, Hyman Roth🎶 -Al Pacino, listening to the radio in his car, drifting off at an intersection . . .

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 09/10/2026

[A. I. Artificial Intelligence] Futurebot: Go to her, David. She's waking up this instant. David approaches the bed in the radient glow of wonder, his hands quivering as the music swells, and he murders Monica with the scissors, which a now-horrified Teddy also kept. ///credits\\\

Screenshot of the film where the future bots have prepared David a place to spend a day with his reanimated, real-bodied mother.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 09/10/2026

• YOU ACTIVATE • YOU STABILIZE • YOU SWITCH • REMEMBER YOU ARE ONE

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 09/10/2026

"Are the people who can't handle the truth in the room with us now?" -A Few Beautiful Good Men "Are the people who can't handle the truth in the room with us now . . . gay?" -A Few Beautiful Goodwill Men

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 09/10/2026

I'm gonna look at anything I might can do in my area actually, even if it's just supporting a local business. Glad you brought this up.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 09/10/2026

The thing I love about Def Leppard’s ‘Too Late’ is how there’s this old woman in London who has zero love in her life. Maybe she’s widowed, maybe hesitated on a chance earlier in life, but now she is alone, so their response is “Hey let’s write a fucking monster hit song about HOW FUCKED SHE IS!”

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 08/10/2026

My iPhone dictation consistently interprets the term ‘Guru Dev’ as ‘guru Dave’ so I’m afraid that’s what you’re all going to have to start calling me now.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 08/10/2026

My biggest love/hate relationship is when you're so, so tired, convince yourself you're gonna lie down 'just for a minute' and wake up 30 hours later.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 08/10/2026

"'Lol,' he lied." surely . . .

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 07/10/2026

I really do miss the greats #DebbieGooge www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPaf...

youtube.com

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 07/10/2026

Look I know it's not AI, but FUCK YOU TOO.

Just one of the many shitty audio software plug-ins designed to wear the edges off any attempt to make music that is actually good/interesting. This one is the 2011 Version that might as well have referenced me making fun of Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros on Portlandia in its making.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 07/10/2026

New comedy/tragedy masks just dropped.

Screenshot of a news story from TheHill.com with Susan Collins on the left looking like her skin was stretched over the Bug from Men in Black, while Troy Jackson, on the right, looks like he has just let go of that enchilada platter from earlier in his adult nappy. There's a snippet of text reading: "collins, Jackson clash in first Maine".

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 07/10/2026

I snorted* *(a chain of hotlinks)

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026

This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 06/10/2026

I had a proctor for an SAT who silently sat silently in the silent classroom, and every minute or two, his silent lips would part and make a 'pchak' sound. You never knew when it was coming even if you stared the whole time and you ended up having to take it again.

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 06/10/2026

Once the last living Juggalo leaves their body, the Insane Clown Posse becomes: JUGGADOON

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 05/10/2026

The Four-Year-Old Virgin

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 04/10/2026

I had a friend that went to our 15-year high school reunion just so when people asked him what he'd been up to, what sort of job he had, family, etc., and he'd be all "Ah man, fuckin partyin my ass off . . . "

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 03/10/2026

[Mitchell & Webb] “Number one, Hennimore, no employee shall be allowed to sit whilst on the job! No exceptions! And second, there has been a terrible tsunami this morning in Southeast Asia killing tens of thousands. Among these is your coworker Nick’s daughter. Break it to him gently, Hennimore.”

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 03/10/2026

For The Rest: Free love rose w/purchase

NBC News screenshot of kratom dealer window and the headline:

For Subscribers
A dose of caution

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Davin Wood @davinwood.com · 03/10/2026

Get you an instrument that sounds like a short-lived 1977 CBS cop drama. "Tonight at Nine: Craigger Martin IS 'Bassoon' . . ."

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