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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul)

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I didn't do stuff you know about and you probably don't know me. But I'm mostly nice 🤷 Creator of a few bots that bring RSS feeds to Bsky (check my lists) Listening to a pop song unfitting for a man

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 10h
That sounds bad until you consider how big a billion is. For example, if you took $100 from Musk and kicked him in the nuts once a minute every minute you'd never reach a billion kicks or a billion dollars but you'd feel pretty good
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 11h
QQ, in 2026 who has ended more innocent American lives, Houthis or our own federal government?
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Big thanks to Beetle Moses for blessing my book with this guest comic. Get the book HERE ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The difference between Kennedy and Mengele is that Mengele for his hands dirty while Kennedy pushes the bitchery into other's hands so that he doesn't have to witness the carnage he is responsible for
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alt-text: Chicken mcnuggets wearing nothing but a hat and a scarf, soaking their bottoms in a viscous liquid in full view of god and man like true hedonists while their clown friend watches with a smile and arched eyebrows
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe trying to ethnically cleanse Latinos when a state you can't afford to lose is 40% Latino was a bad idea? I dunno, not an expert in electoral politics
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
From Disney Masters Vol. 9: The Secret of the Ice Sword

Mickey and Goofy are shocked to discover a stone pedstal with an empty slot in it. Above it is a sign with an arrow pointed at the open hole.

Sign: Please insert Ice Sword here
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The stone has an ice hole, not sure why they're so shocked by it
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There is just this simple unironic clarity to his songs that is so beautiful. Go listen to When I Get to Heaven and hear a man in his seventies, close to death (he passed away 2 years later), celebrating the relief to come. It's so fun!
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm still sad about John Prine's death. He was such an amazing song writer. He was still putting out great songs right up to the end. It's not usually the case that an artist's last album stands toe to toe with their best with, but his does
soundopinions.org
Sound Opinions #1089: John Prine Revisited at 80
Hosts Jim DeRogatis and Greg Kot join with the Chicago music community to pay tribute to John Prine on what would have been his 80th birthday. They revisit an interview with the songwriter from 2018 a...
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Their turn order is fucked
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you have Netflix and kids, go to the Games section and check out Lego Party. It's a Lego themed party game ala Mario Party. You use your phones/tablets as controllers and while touch screen controls aren't perfect, it's good enough for kids having fun
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
support my new book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know it's been said before but a lot of problems could have been avoided if more dudes were willing to say to other dudes "That's a fucked up thing to say" when they mouth off with some ignorant ass shit
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've never heard Dutch Interior before, but this performance at KEXP is really scratching an itch for slowcore indie americana that I didn't realize I had. Very good stuff, definitely don't skip
youtu.be
Dutch Interior - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not even real money but imaginary future money. Capitalists are sick
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's the trolley problem, but it's a trolley barreling towards 77K people and if you pull the lever instead the trolley will hit a big pile of money, a thing that isn't real
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess in 2026 people have to go on record that they don't want to watch a live stream of someone being killed, regardless of what crime they may have committed. Government run by absolute psychopathic monsters
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
logging on
From the TV miniseries The Langoliers. Yellow-tinted image of a line of six people with their backs against an airport wall holding hands in a line. One is a pilot, the others are dressed as passengers. The middle person, a middle-aged guy played by Dean Stockwell, turns his head to the others and says "Okay, hang on. There might be a jerk or something."
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI boosters recreating the work of Harry Harlow from first principles
A rhesus monkey spending time with cloth mother and ignoring wire mother
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If the Ellisons end up going to prison for bribery does the name automatically revert or what?
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The person in charge:
Wacko Warner from Animaniacs
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When Mickey has a few drinks before he flies
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Claire Connelly @claireconnelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you think that a woman is making herself vulnerable by being alone and outdoors at night,(or drinking, or going to a party, or just being at home), you are openly admitting that men are inherently violent and incapable of controlling themselves.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hear Bob Green say that if you order a steak he'll tell you "that guy isn't finishing his, do you want it?" as callers get increasingly angry
iheart.com
Episode #3949 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive November 1999 - The World of Phil Hendrie | iHeart
<p>Bob Green is on to showcase his new restaurant innovation. He has instituted serving leftovers to customers for a fraction of what the new plates cost. Yea! Sign up for a Backstage Pass and enjoy H...
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol that is literally the premise of a Phil Hendrie but from '99
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Omg, Sam Behr did Michael McRomance live in NYC. I feel like seeing this live would fix me
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She's also posted Welcome to the Black Parade...
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And Helena. This one's my fave. Her arrangement makes it sound like this was always a yacht rock banger
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol sorry, Hayley is the absolute best!
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's a lot of competition for who the shittiest 3rd wave emo front person is, but there is no competition for who the best is
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Someone at TikTok really messed up. These copies of the Necronomicon are 90% off. And these are the real deal, not knock offs. That's real human leather in the cover. If you want to summon demons, you've got to get these right now before they realize how badly they messed up and raise the price"
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alito is a shitty judge, a bad liar, a terrible human being, and a homophobic bigot and he better be cremated when he finally does one worthwhile thing in his entire life and croaks because otherwise his ugly ass corpse will be floating in a pond of piss
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And Helena. This one's my fave. Her arrangement makes it sound like this was always a yacht rock banger
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She's also posted Welcome to the Black Parade...
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Omg, Sam Behr did Michael McRomance live in NYC. I feel like seeing this live would fix me
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
everyone at The Chicks show has t shirts that say Maryanne and Wanda 2028
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If protesting didn't work they wouldn't send cops out to shoot you for doing it
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions
Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The president saying that it's ok if an adversary bombs an American city is such a layup of a scandal and yet will the media or the Democrats pay it any attention?
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The president claiming he is paying for something out of pocket but it's actually being paid for with tax dollars is such a layup of a scandal and yet will the media or the Democrats pay it any attention?
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kinda thought Kaitlin Bennett was a little old for Jesse Lacey ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A FOOD YOU CRAVE ONCE A WEEK.

A - SEVEN HOT DOGS
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I think "It may take some time but mankind will overcome ignorance and intolerance and unite together" and then I remember that we can't even get rid of daylight saving time or switch to metric
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David Ghoul-iams (not actually a ghoul) @davidw1457.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I were an oligarch and had to throw someone under the bus to save my neck it would not be hard to choose the embarrassing oaf who used to be president and will die in the next 10 years anyway. Musk is the harder target, but also the bigger problem after 2028
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